Prologue
Candlemass Lyrics


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Thing-Fish:
Once upon a time, musta been 'round October, few years back, in one o' dose TOP SECRET LABMO-TORIES de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath Virginia, an EVIL PRINCE, occasion'ly employed as a part-time THEATRICAL CRITICIZER set to woikin' on a plot fo de systematic GENOCIDICAL REMOVE'LANCE of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'lls an' sissy-boys!
De cocksucker done whiffed up a secret POTIUM . . . an' right 'long wid it, de ATROCIOUS IDEA dat what he been boilin' up down deahhhh jes' mights be de FINAL SOLUTIUM to DE WHITE MAIN'S 'BOIDENNN', ef yo' acquire my drift . . .
Well, he were sure he had a GOOD THING GOIN' . . . but, dere was always de possobility dat somethin' might fuck up, so, he planned to have a little test, jes' to check it all out befo' he dump't it in de wattuh supply.
Sho'tly denafter, wit HIGH-LEVEL GUBNINT BBERATIUM, he arranged to have a good-will visit to SAN QUENTIM, 'long wit some country-westin mu-zishnin's, 'n sprinkle a little bit of it on some of de boys in deahhh (since dey done used a few of 'em befo' when dey was messin' wit de ZYPH'LISS).
So, heah dey come wit de POTIUM, dump'nit all in de mash potatoes!
Den dey wen' up to de warden's office fo' some HOT TODDY, watchin' a little football while dey's waitin' to see what gone happen!
Fact o' de matter were: NOTHIN' HAPPENED, so dey went off'n dribbled it in a special shipnint of GALOOT CO-LOG-NUH dat went out 'bouts NOVEMBER!
Next thing y'know, fagnits be droppin' off like flies . . . 'long wit a large number of severely-tanned individj'lls, pre-zumnably of HAY'CHEN EXTRAKMENT!




But NOT DE BOYS IN DE REST HOME! Oh no! Mixin' de shit wit de mash potatoes done SMOOTHED IT OUT a little, so's it wouldn't KILL yo' ass, BUT, it sho' would make y'ugly! 'N ef y'was already UGLY, it'd make yo ass MEAN 'n UGLY . . . 'n ef you was already MEAN 'n UGLY, it'd turn ya into a strange, UNKNOWN KREETCHUH, never befo' seen on BROADWAY!
Thass right! It'd turn ya' into a 'MAMMY NUN'! Head like a potato . . . lips like a duck . . . big ol' hands, puffin' up! BIG ONES! Science! ME-jev'l re-LIJ-mus costumery all over yo' BODY! Yow! Oh yeah! Mmmm-hmmm!

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Candlemass's song "Prologue" depict a disturbing scene demonstrating the potential consequences of government experimentation and abuse of power. The story follows an evil prince who is tasked with the systematic genocide of individuals who do not conform to societal norms, specifically sissy-boys and highly-rhythmic individuals. He develops a secret potion that he believes will be the final solution to rid the world of these unwanted individuals. However, before proceeding with his plan, he decides to test the potion's effects by adding it to the mash potatoes of the inmates at San Quentin prison. When nothing happens, he decides to mix it in with a shipment of cologne and send it out to the public. The consequences are severe, as people begin to drop dead and transform into strange unknown creatures, unlike anything seen before.


The lyrics of the song address serious themes such as government experimentation, abuse of power, and the consequences of unchecked authority. Candlemass has used their music as a platform to highlight the potential dangers of these issues and to encourage listeners to be aware of the harm that can come from the unchecked use of authority.


Line by Line Meaning

Once upon a time, musta been 'round October, few years back, in one o' dose TOP SECRET LABMO-TORIES de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath Virginia, an EVIL PRINCE, occasion'ly employed as a part-time THEATRICAL CRITICIZER set to woikin' on a plot fo de systematic GENOCIDICAL REMOVE'LANCE of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'lls an' sissy-boys!
A story is being told about an evil prince who works part-time as a theatrical criticizer and is working on a plot to systematically remove unwanted highly-rhythmic individuals and sissy-boys from society. This story takes place in a top-secret laboratory in Virginia.


De cocksucker done whiffed up a secret POTIUM . . . an' right 'long wid it, de ATROCIOUS IDEA dat what he been boilin' up down deahhhh jes' mights be de FINAL SOLUTIUM to DE WHITE MAIN'S 'BOIDENNN', ef yo' acquire my drift . . .
The prince creates a secret potion that he thinks could be the final solution to the white man's burden, which he believes is getting rid of unwanted highly-rhythmic individuals and sissy-boys. He is confident that his potion will work.


Well, he were sure he had a GOOD THING GOIN' . . . but, dere was always de possobility dat somethin' might fuck up, so, he planned to have a little test, jes' to check it all out befo' he dump't it in de wattuh supply.
Although the prince is confident, he is still worried that something might go wrong. To test the effectiveness of his potion, he decides to conduct a small test before putting it in the water supply.


Sho'tly denafter, wit HIGH-LEVEL GUBNINT BBERATIUM, he arranged to have a good-will visit to SAN QUENTIM, 'long wit some country-westin mu-zishnin's, 'n sprinkle a little bit of it on some of de boys in deahhh (since dey done used a few of 'em befo' when dey was messin' wit de ZYPH'LISS).
The prince arranges a goodwill visit to San Quentin with some country-western musicians and decides to sprinkle some of his potion on some of the boys there. He has used some of them before when experimenting with syphilis.


So, heah dey come wit de POTIUM, dump'nit all in de mash potatoes!
The prince and his entourage arrive at San Quentin with the potion and dump it all into the mashed potatoes.


Den dey wen' up to de warden's office fo' some HOT TODDY, watchin' a little football while dey's waitin' to see what gone happen!
After dumping the potion, they head up to the warden's office for a hot toddy and watch some football while waiting to see what will happen.


Fact o' de matter were: NOTHIN' HAPPENED, so dey went off'n dribbled it in a special shipnint of GALOOT CO-LOG-NUH dat went out 'bouts NOVEMBER!
The prince and his entourage are disappointed to find that nothing happened after they put the potion in the mashed potatoes. They then decide to dribble it into a special shipment of cologne that went out in November.


Next thing y'know, fagnits be droppin' off like flies . . . 'long wit a large number of severely-tanned individj'lls, pre-zumnably of HAY'CHEN EXTRAKMENT!
The next thing they know, people start dying in large numbers, including severely-tanned individuals, presumably of Haitian descent.


But NOT DE BOYS IN DE REST HOME! Oh no! Mixin' de shit wit de mash potatoes done SMOOTHED IT OUT a little, so's it wouldn't KILL yo' ass, BUT, it sho' would make y'ugly!
The boys in the rest home are not affected by the potion because mixing it with the mashed potatoes smoothed it out a little, so it wouldn't kill them, but it would make them ugly.


'N ef y'was already UGLY, it'd make yo ass MEAN 'n UGLY . . . 'n ef you was already MEAN 'n UGLY, it'd turn ya into a strange, UNKNOWN KREETCHUH, never befo' seen on BROADWAY!
If someone was already ugly, the potion would make them mean and ugly. If they were already mean and ugly, it would turn them into a strange, unknown creature that has never before been seen on Broadway.


Thass right! It'd turn ya' into a 'MAMMY NUN'! Head like a potato . . . lips like a duck . . . big ol' hands, puffin' up! BIG ONES! Science! ME-jev'l re-LIJ-mus costumery all over yo' BODY! Yow! Oh yeah! Mmmm-hmmm!
The potion would turn someone into a 'Mammy Nun,' which is characterized by a head like a potato, lips like a duck, big hands that puff up, and peculiar religious costume all over their body. This is the result of the prince's evil plot to remove unwanted highly-rhythmic individuals and sissy-boys from society.




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