Jackass In A Can
Cast of Galavant Lyrics
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Galavant: No.
Squire 1: Me neither. *all squires laugh*
Squire 2: Knights suck.
Galvant: They're not all that bad are they?
Squire 3: Sure, they are.
Squire 4: Worse even.
Squire 3: His ego's so humungous, his helmet barely fits
Squire 4: He wears two tons of padding and thinks he's quite the man
Squire 2: He's nothing but a jackass in a fancy metal can
Squires 1-4: A jackass in a can
There's nothing worser than
Some high and mighty jackass in a can
(All spit in their cups)
Squire 1: My master hasn't had a sip of his port without my spit in it in years. I got him cravin' it now. I gave him two months without it, he said it didn't taste right. *all squires laugh*
Squire 2: *to Galavant* So, what about your knight? Is he as bad as ours?
Galavant: Uh, yeah, sure.
There's all that fame and glory
Squire 1: The smell, though? Not so great
Galavant: And then those big, long lances
Squire 3: Yeah, to overcompensate
Galavant: The glamor and swagger
Squire 1: Yeah, I'm not really a fan
Galavant: He's quite--
Squire 2: A major dillweed?
Galavant: *resigned* In a fancy metal can
Squires and Galavant: A dillweed in a can
There's nothing lamer than
A condescending dillweed in a can
Squire 1: And who does all the planning
Squire 2: Yeah, and who does all the work
Galavant: True
Squire 4: Who gets no vacation
Squire 3: Not one pay raise, not one perk
Galavant: Good point
Squire 2: Whose third rate insurance comes without a dental plan
Galavant: Your average, humble squire
All: And not the meathead in the can
That jerkface in a can
There's nothing sadder than
Galavant: Some over muscled, chauvinistic,
Self indulgent, egotistic,
Stingy, prissy, narcississy
All: Jackass in a can!
Galavant: Oh, my God. That's me.
In the song "Jackass in a Can," the squires are discussing the behavior and arrogance of knights. They joke and mock about the perceived superiority complex and egotism of knights, including spitting in their master's drinks. Galavant hesitates to join in on the conversation but ultimately agrees that being a knight comes with glamor and fame, but also smell and compensatory behavior. In the end, he realizes that he too is a "jackass in a can."
Line by Line Meaning
Well, another party for the fancy folk that get to bathe once a month.
Commenting on the wealthy people attending the party who are widely rumoured to only bathe once a month
Oh, that reminds me: Did you hear about the knight that got off his high horse?
Asking if Galavant has heard about any knights admitting their arrogance
Me neither. *all squires laugh*
The squires sarcastically joke that no such knight would ever actually admit to being wrong
Knights suck.
Squire 2 expresses his opinion that knights are bad people
They're not all that bad are they?
Galavant counters Squire 2's comment, questioning whether all knights are really that terrible
Sure, they are.
Squire 3 reassures Squire 2 that it's not just their knight who is insufferable, but all of them
Worse even.
Squire 4 agrees with Squire 3, stating that knights are even worse than they imagined
Your average knight in armor, he's utterly the pits
The squires collectively mock knights, emphasizing their lack of character and flaws
His ego's so humungous, his helmet barely fits
The knights are so arrogant that their egos exceed what their helmets can comfortably contain
He wears two tons of padding and thinks he's quite the man
The knights wear excessive amounts of armor, which leads them to believe they are more impressive than they are
He's nothing but a jackass in a fancy metal can
The squires reduce a knight to a jackass in armor, highlighting their belief that knights are not impressive
There's nothing worser than
The squires conclude that knights are the worst
Some high and mighty jackass in a can
The squires mock knights who believe they are better than others by describing them as a jackass in armor
My master hasn't had a sip of his port without my spit in it in years. I got him cravin' it now. I gave him two months without it, he said it didn't taste right. *all squires laugh*
Squire 1 brags about his control over his master by admitting he spits in his drink, much to the amusement of the other squires
So, what about your knight? Is he as bad as ours?
Squire 2 asks Galavant if his knight is similarly terrible to the ones the squires are familiar with
And then those big, long lances
Galavant begins listing the things he dislikes about knights
Yeah, to overcompensate
Squire 3 agrees with Galavant, suggesting that the knights use such weapons to hide their own inadequacies
The glamor and swagger
Galavant refers to knights' flashy, often undeserved confidence and style
Yeah, I'm not really a fan
Squire 1 expresses his dislike of these qualities
He's quite--
Galavant tries to finish his thought but is interrupted
A major dillweed?
Squire 2 provides an insulting term for knights
In a fancy metal can
Galavant agrees with the squires that knights are overrated
There's nothing lamer than
The squires continue to express their disdain for knights
A condescending dillweed in a can
Another insult for knights, emphasizing their arrogance and unimpressive nature
And who does all the planning
The squires begin listing tasks knights do not do themselves
Yeah, and who does all the work
Squire 2 adds to Squire 1's question, suggesting that knights are not useful
True
Galavant acknowledges the squires' points
Who gets no vacation
The squires argue that they receive none of the benefits of being a knight
Not one pay raise, not one perk
The lack of compensation made to squires is highlighted
Whose third rate insurance comes without a dental plan
The squires are not given adequate medical coverage, including dental insurance
Your average, humble squire
Galavant refers to himself and other squires as humble in comparison to knights
And not the meathead in the can
Galavant and the squires distinguish themselves from knights, referring to them as meatheads
That jerkface in a can
Another insult for knights, implying they are unpleasant to be around
There's nothing sadder than
Galavant and the squires mock knights one last time
Some over muscled, chauvinistic,
Galavant lists characteristics of knights that make them unappealing
Self indulgent, egotistic,
Continuing the list of qualities Galavant believes knights possess
Stingy, prissy, narcississy
The squires join in on the list of ways to criticize knights
Jackass in a can!
The song concludes by reiterating the squires' belief that knights are unimpressive individuals
Oh, my God. That's me.
Galavant is disheartened to realize that he himself is a knight and fits the negative stereotype
Contributed by Julian D. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
@starmada105
Galavant has more character development in these two minutes than most characters get in an entire show.
@matthewramsdell3877
It's a crime this show was cancelled
@PoppyPanda1115
I watched the end. Need A revive
@joshfactor1
i would trade almost every series still on the air for another season of this
@swhite7929
I absolutely love how Galavant is able to grow and learn when confronted with his mistakes and crappy behavior. How is it even possible for a parody show to have better character development than most series?
@deirdrec4295
if they do a live action version of Tangled, he should definitely play Flynn.
@harshmnr
Oh my gosh that would be great.
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@silverackerman394
Deirdre C YES
@robindelorenzo1120
if they do a live action version of the animal Robin Hood he needs to play the lead actor
@Yourwenchness
I know this is very Late but according to the IMBD. Zachary Levi (voice of Flynn) turned down the role of galavant due to scheduling. Close enough?😂