No Problem
Chance the Rapper Lyrics

You don't want zero problems, big fella!
I warn you not to mess with me, friend.

If one more label try to stop me
If another record company tries to prevent my success

It's gon' be some dread head niggas in ya lobby
Some menacing guys with dreadlocks will show up

You don't want no problems, want no problems with me, bih!
You really don't want to cross me

Just another day, had to pick up all the mail
Just another day where I have to handle my business

There go Chano ridin' through the streets, they be like, "There he go!"
People notice me driving around

Ooh, I be comin', put the hinges in their hands
I'm making a grand entrance and impressing people

Countin' Benjis while we meetin', make 'em shake my other hand
While making deals and greeting people, I'm counting money and impressing them

Milly rockin', scoopin' all the blessings on my lap
I'm celebrating and enjoying all the good things coming my way.

Bitch I know you tried to cheat, you shoulda never took a nap
You tried to deceive me, and you shouldn't have let your guard down.

Fuck wrong with you? What you was thinkin'?
What were you thinking? Are you crazy?

Fuck you thought it was?
What did you think was going to happen?

You talk that talk, that nigga lame, that nigga fall in love
You can talk all you want, but you're not impressing anyone - you're just falling for someone.

Not me, though, bitch you can keep those
I'm not like that. You can keep doing whatever it is you're doing.

Boy I'm at your head like Craig did Deebo
I'm confronting you and asserting my dominance like Craig in the movie Friday.

Don't tweak, bro, it's never sweet, ho
Don't try to play games - it won't end well.

My shooters come for free, so
I have people who will take care of any problems at no cost to me

Petey Pablo, take your shirt off
I'm referencing a famous rap song from the past by Petey Pablo called "Freek-A-Leek."

Wave 'round your head like a helicopter
I'm referencing a popular dance move in the song that Petey Pablo made popular

I ain't put enough weed in the blunt
I didn't roll the weed joint well enough, and it's not hitting right

All you do is smoke tobacco
You don't know how to roll a proper blunt with weed and tobacco

Where the hell you get them from?
Where did you get these bad blunts from?

Yeezus said he ain't make them
Kanye West did not create these terrible blunts.

My niggas chasin' bounty hunters
My friends are pursuing people who are trying to collect rewards for the capture of criminals

And gettin' chased by their baby mommas
At the same time, they're also running from someone's angry ex-girlfriend or ex-wife.

My first tat was on my stomach
My first tattoo was on my belly

Got a pocket full of money
I have a lot of cash on me

And a mind full of ideas
I'm constantly thinking of new things and ideas.

Some of this shit may sound weird
Some of my ideas might sound strange or unconventional

Inside of the Maybach
I'm inside a luxury car brand.

Look like it came out of Ikea
Despite being inside an expensive car, it still looks like it's made from furniture bought at IKEA.

Run shit like diarrhea
I'm in control of everything like you're in control of your bowel movement.

Big yacht, no pies there
I'm on a giant yacht, but there's still no dessert.

Aye, aye, captain
This is a reference to the famous phrase often shouted on ships by the captain.

I'm high, captain
I'm high on drugs, captain.

Me and God dappin'
Giving God a high five.

This is my blessin'
This life is a blessing.

This is my passion
This is my true calling in life.

School of hard knocks
Life has been tough and challenging for me.

I took night classes
I worked hard and put in a lot of effort to get where I am now.

I got problems bigger than these boys
I have much bigger problems than these other guys.

My deposits, they be on steroids
My bank deposits are incredibly large.

Lord, free the Carter, niggas need the Carter
Lil Wayne is asking for someone to free his record label to succeed.

Sacrificin' everything, I feel like Jesus Carter
Lil Wayne is willing to give everything up to succeed, just as Jesus was willing to sacrifice everything for his beliefs.

Hold up, I got this sewed up, my soda poured up
I have everything under control, and I'm enjoying a drink.

My woes up, I'm flippin' those bucks, they've been with toe tucks
I'm dealing with difficult issues by making money and pretending everything is okay.

I rolled up and let the smoke puff
I'm smoking a joint to cope with my problems.

I lay down, told yah
I'm letting everyone know that I'm in a position of power and influence.

Get too choked up and I think of old stuff
I get emotional when I think of things from the past.

Move on, put my goons on, they kidnap newborns
I'm moving on from the past and using my resources to handle any problems, even potentially kidnapping people's babies.

In the streets my face a coupon
I'm recognizable in the streets like a coupon is recognizable to shoppers.

Her pussy too warm
Sex with this woman is too intense and passionate.

All these bitches come to do harm
All these women are trying to hurt me in some way.

Just bought a new charm
I just purchased a new piece of jewelry.

Fuck the watch, I buy a new arm, you lukewarm
I don't care about my old possessions - I just get new ones. You're unimpressive and don't excite me.

I'm Uncle Luke with the hoes
I'm like Uncle Luke (a famous rapper and producer) with women.

Pretty bitches, centerfolds
Attractive women, like models, surround me.

Tippy toes around my crib in their robes, just their robes
Women are walking around my house on their tiptoes in only their robes.

Half a milli' in the safe, another in the pillowcase
I have a lot of money safely stored, both in a safe and under my pillow.

Codeine got me movin' slower than a caterpillar race
I'm moving slowly because I'm drugged up on codeine.

There gon' be some crazy Weezy fans waitin' in the lobby
If anyone tries to stop Lil Wayne, his fans will be more than willing to take action on his behalf.

Mula, baby
I'm focused on making money.

Say so, got problems, say so
If you have problems, speak up.

They be like, "There he go!"
People notice me wherever I go.