Box Of Assorted Chocolate Tears
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01This Year We'll Disappear3:11

02Box Of Assorted Chocolate Tears1:38

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03Died at the Disco3:24

04A Kiss Is Just A Thimble2:57

05Confused By The Muse3:35

06In Skeletal Forms5:10

07The Sun Has Wings5:40

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09How Do I Say Goodbye to Myself?6:11

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Comments from YouTube:

@TrendingStory

44w↑66

Now you can enable auto-translate into various languages

@memyselfandi9439

41w↑2

Ah,. I see 👏
Thank you

@TrendingStory

41w

@@memyselfandi9439 you're welcome

@reellezahl

40w

Nobody cares about the language, because in all languages, this video is frustrating!
Just 👏get 👏to 👏the 👏🦩👏 point, ffs!

@gracezamora9835

39w

Thank you!!!!!!

@matteg490

35w↑12

This boring redundancy should never have been heard in English.

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@maggiecoffey4352

2y↑20.8K

Let me save 13 minutes of your life: He's wearing a wedding band from a male ex he was still seeing... You're welcome.😂

@r.joseph8911

2y↑6

Oh, THANK GOD. I was afraid he’d been sexually abusing his daughter. 😅 Thankfully, the kids are safe.

@cordon172

2y↑842

Thank you

@carollewis5072

2y↑766

Thanks lol now I can go and do something else , this guy know how to say the story and not get ever get to the end

@topperdufferson

2y↑871

Thank you! I'm 2mins into it and he was pissing me off! 👍

@hardyquinn9442

2y↑176

Thank you for that haha

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@0616red

1y↑3.4K

I was 46 years old when I found this video. When the story was over, I had my 86th birthday.

@jwsuicides8095

1y↑87

I was an embryo when I started listening....I'm now older than Biden.

@bells8917

1y↑32

Hahahahhaahahhahaaa

@stevenG8819

1y↑19

You look good for an 86 year old woman

@bcaiqs

1y↑13

😂😂😂😂😂

@kbeautician

1y↑24

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I skipped to the comments 26 seconds in

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@BrianClarke-qf4vo

39w↑274

The woman may have endured some pain but not half as much as us watching it

@Tay-li4ic

31w↑1

😂😂😂😂

@apocyldoomer

14w

I concur, he really dragged that out, I said to myself, ok, get to the point already!

@rubyhampton8245

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@kaycoleman6432

37w↑29

This was not a waste of 13 minutes of my life only because the comments gave me the laugh I needed today. So thank you to all you hilariously smart people.

@SherryBarrett-en6lf

5w↑1

I agree 😆

@joeldavis4792

2y↑3.2K

She filed for divorce because it took him so long to make a point.

@DrBeeSpeaks

2y↑24

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣

@amberwilson8775

2y↑17

😂😂😂

@PJaJa-ej1ed

2y↑11

LMBO 🤣🤣🤣

@-Untitled-

2y↑10

Proper funny

@Sandra-yx6yp

2y↑6

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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@lunachick-61388

2y↑8.8K

This dude needs an award for how many ways to say the same sentence for 10 mins!

@sidebite2533

2y↑64

Actually 13+ minutes!!!!!

@lifesjourneywithlavinae

2y↑67

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 perfect comment! I feel like 10 minutes were wasted!

@LauraDickenson

2y↑100

Hate these kind of vids. Do they get paid for how long you watch as they repeat and add useless information.

@ashley6229

2y↑13

Lol

@lillylemur167

2y↑19

This happen writes those infomercials.. waste of damn time!😡

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@bac-up6758

40w↑114

To all the brave men and women who persevered through this video so that we could be free.... thank you.

@CruzCan2

44w↑37

The guy telling the story is one of those people from high school that didn’t do his homework but got called up in front of the class.

@oubrioko

😆 Yup

@wynkelly1389

3y↑4.2K

So many words to tell a simple story. Come on! get to the point!

@tombalthis513

3y↑153

Totally agree life is short.Everyone making videos.Keep it short sweet and straight to the major points.

@thuladyasi4513

3y↑26

U know!

@susanford2388

3y↑134

I was thinking the same thing. He is driving me crazy. On & on saying the same thing.

@deborahbutler1844

3y↑83

They do that all the time. Drag out stories for 15-20 minutes that could be told in less than 5 minutes. That’s why I don’t watch them anymore!! If, you are like myself, you shouldn’t watch them either.

Now that I’ve found them again, and have the channel name, I can unsubscribe.

@mariadunber3595

3y↑3

@@tombalthis513 àqqqq

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@babeena_gt_3645

2y↑4.3K

To break it down, the ring the husband is wearing is a ring that was given to him by his lover not his wedding ring. Basically he was cheating on her from the start. He was gay,but never told his wife because he didn't want to hurt her. The photographer who took the picture was his lover.
Your welcome,and thank you 😉

@spodge1233

2y↑531

Glad you posted that, saved me listening to what had started to feel like an unnecessarily long story. I saved 9 minutes of wasted time, so I raise my glass to you !!

@deybi5018

2y↑102

THANK YOU!!

@corninyourpoop

2y↑53

Thank you!

@mayracruzortega6316

2y↑45

Thank you!

@ebonyshehee9635

2y↑75

DAMN😩 !!!!!……thts deep think u 4 not letting me waste my time 👍🏾

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@user-gh5zk8er5h

39w↑70

This is me while listening to this
👶👩👩‍🎓👩‍🏫👩‍❤️‍👨👰‍♀️🤰🤱👨‍👩‍👧‍👧👩‍🦳🪦☠️👻

@sandra-iy2ce

31w↑2

😀😂😂

@oubrioko

3w↑1

😆

@secrettraveler8893

42w↑16

Glad I found this video because the people in the comments are pure vibes....I was 52 while watching, but I started to read the comments, and now I'm 45 😂😂

@deah5264

2y↑3.9K

While listening to this story I cleaned my entire house, did the laundry, washed the dishes, took the dog for a walk, got some groceries, had surgery and ran a marathon! Holy moly, get to the point!

@lariwyman6273

2y↑35

Lmaooooo 😂 🤣

@thehappyoracle1516

2y↑24

🤣🤣😂😂

@TubbySqueakers

2y↑23

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@victoriahaas9364

2y↑19

ssoooooooo funny!

@dontbearetardyo1001

2y↑47

Was the surgery a lobotomy? Because the redundancy of this video made me consider one.

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@TRENDVFY

2y↑4.6K

Legend says people are still waiting for the story to end

@Tyrianp3

2y↑13

Hahah!

@AGirlHasNoName19

2y↑10

Oh my god 🤣🤣🤣

@Zuzzanna

2y↑4

🤣😂

@jennieisjennie6818

2y↑3

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@goldiedover9294

2y↑12

I know right. Get to the point ffs

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@windupmerchant1679

42w↑12

When you go for work drinks and get stuck with that one insufferable colleague that can't get to the point of a story and there's no one willing to save you.

@ScarlettOHara0087

45w↑20

In my 34 years of life ive never seen my dad or my husband treat a photo shoot as a happy occasion.

@bloozblah5862

2y↑654

I immediately scrolled down the comments to find out why she divorced him. Thank you for all who commented, you saved me some time

@ferrysitorus8395

2y↑5

Then, why she divorced her husband?
What relation with this foto?

@Knightphall

2y↑9

Fighting clickbait one day at a time.

@stevenbrimblecombe7811

2y↑3

ditto

@rskhouri

For real lol

@soothjacktv2232

Lol

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@sundancemom6143

52w↑392

I’m 75 years old. I don’t have enough time left to listen to this never-ending non-story. 🤦🏼‍♀️

@KatesRoseReadings

49w↑10

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Justice_TRUTH_Martyr

46w↑9

I am 76 in Eugene!!!

@georgebaker8577

44w↑4

Ho hum...............

@MzNoir_Rain444

42w↑3

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jean6872

41w↑3

I'm 75 and living in Spain.

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@livewireOrourke

34w↑6

That guy who never finds the exit on the roundabout.

@MissionaryInMexico

29w↑5

I had time to fly to Europe and back while watching this video. From the moon.

@Tinypaperplate

2y↑3.2K

This man deserves an award for his ability to talk for SO LONG while saying NOTHING. Holy hell, I skipped over half the vid & still watched too much. This whole story could have been told concisely a min or less!

@jasonluong9889

2y↑35

I watched with the volume off and skipped. 5 seconds of randomly skipping was enough to know this video is a waste of time.

@pammcguire2072

2y↑5

Facts

@ginatorres677

2y↑4

Same!🤣🙈

@badabing9143

2y↑22

I skipped thru a lot of it too and still couldn't get to the point of this long drawn out yawn!🙄

@renebee287

2y↑4

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@bellabing9687

1y↑851

I could not stop laughing from the comments. I never thought reading comments is so much fun. Thank you guys. You lift up my soul. Award to the storyteller.

@Z4Zander

1y↑12

It is my main form of entertainment.

@startingbrandnew3055

1y↑11

I always read into the comments before i start the video. Not only entertaining and hysterically funny at times but i also learned a lot. If it's a long video it could save you time and frustration like with this one for example.... 😃

@Z4Zander

1y↑5

@@startingbrandnew3055 I watch the video first.I form my own opinion first.Have always worked that way,go with the gut instinct.Has served me well in life.Still open to review given a reasoned argument.

@reglook1

1y↑8

NO NO< STAY away it is a waste of time, If dumb wife needed a photo to tell her her man was not into her, she better get real! this is modern You tube, you gotta get to the POINT. I had to keep scrolling just to get to the real part of the story.

@TheSonshineLife

1y↑7

I agree! I'm on my couch trying not to crack up out loud- lest my family thinks something's wrong with me. 😂

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@r.mcdonnell8614

36w↑10

"Photographs are photographs and those are pictures. You take pictures because you want to see things and not just see things at the moment it happens, but see them after. So then you take a picture cause it helps you to remember and remembering things is a great way to create memories"

@storungz

35w

OMG i'm crying laughing right now with your comment. So awesome!

@bradford2211

40w↑12

Coming back one year later to see if the story has actually gotten to the main point.

@jennyaybar1118

1y↑134

When the teacher says the presentation has a minimum word count and you have to stretch two paragraphs into 36 pages 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@arielview1358

1y↑1

🤣💀

@davidgreg6989

I pray God gives you lots of beautiful days, I’m David Greg originally from Spain but currently in Texas and you?

@fredgurney5887

1y↑1

😅😅😂😂😂

@bingcherry1122

1y↑1

Lol!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Scottwelsch

42w

lol!!

@Crazeyfor67

2y↑1.4K

One of the most agonizing videos I've ever suffered through.

@st0n3p0ny

Truth. And it's an incredibly popular video, because people are morons.

@FloatyJess

2y↑12

@@st0n3p0ny That makes us the morons. We clicked on it.

@sammybreezy982

2y↑2

🤣

@ellie.M.mae.

2y↑4

Ikr 1.3mil views and only 8.8k likes.

@marilynvallance

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@davidr4523

48w↑3

This is why I do not watch TV anymore. Between commercials and idiots prolonging a boring story you truly waste a great deal of time.

@avedic

35w↑3

The fact that almost 650,000 people watched one of the videos from this channel....and actively made the decision to subscribe, is genuinely shocking and makes me a little more worried about humanity.
This was THE most drawn-out click bait-y letdown of a story. "Family is important. Families enjoy fun activities. A photograph is an effective way to record the fun activities enjoyed by families." Like....what?? Who TALKS like that? Who listens to all of that and then subscribes!?
I need to know(feel free to reply below) is there a single person reading this who actually found this video interesting or entertaining or even moderately good? Anyone?

@anthonyo455

1y↑200

This man really turned a 5 second story into Gone with the wind.

@bradisaacson4656

1y↑3

Yeah. Waaaaaassy waaay too long and boring. This is an old story that didn't require 15 minutes of water time🥱

@mikefrerichs8860

1y↑6

No, Gone With the Wind had a point.

@peapie5920

1y↑9

I just read Gone with the Wind and this video is still going 😂

@alanguages

1y↑6

Gone with the Wind was in theaters for over two years. The explanation in this video seemed to have lasted longer.

@arielview1358

1y↑2

Lol

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@LazlosPlane

1y↑80

I had been suffering with insomnia for years, but after watching this video,, I can sleep for hours.

@marionkennedy9651

35w

😂😂😂😂

@Angie-Magi-ATIN-Army

35w↑2

😂😂😂🤣🤣

@theodore997

34w

It’ll be on when you wake up.

@Dodifayed21

18w↑2

Never in my life have I ever listened to a video of someone not getting to the point, the way this guy does😂😂😂😂
I was so annoyed I just started laughing

@lickweedkewl

45w↑6

I wish there was a 10 hours long version, i get tired of pressing "replay" already...

@dragonmaid1360

23w

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@joquail000

2y↑318

Y’all that endured the pain of watching this until the end…You are the real heroes🙌

@irenemorley75

2y↑2

I would sooner have toothache than have to spend time with him.

@tapiwamsisha6997

Hahahaha

@lady_g406

Guess I didn't make the cut lol

@tonym994

oh, please .I'm no hero. just willing to sit thru stuff that the cowards surf right by. someone had to have the necessary courage that most folks just don't possess. but seriously, why didn't the wife just slap that punk?

@henriclaire

Hahahaha

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@daydreamer9888

1y↑720

Thank u 2 the people in the comments who got straight 2 the point & saved the rest of us from this unnecessarily long, drawn out story 🙂

@AutomationDnD

1y↑2

Yup

@TGeorge1984

50w↑3

Also a fake story. Effing spam videos

@msladycassandra

48w↑2

Thank you.

@kardiiobi321

46w↑1

So unnecessary

@lorenzofarano8137

45w↑2

@@TGeorge1984 How do you know this?

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@Drizzlestreetwear

35w↑3

Can someone in the back give us an Amen for watching this all the way through 😆

@amarabeee3104

38w↑2

He was in love with a man he met in high-school. The ring he was wearing was not their wedding ring but a ring he got from his high-school friend. He was also dating the photographer. He struggled with his sexuality but did not want to break up their family.

@amyntut

2y↑696

This is the guy you call up whenever you're in trouble and want to buy time. He can explain, talk, explain and keep going while you make your getaway.

@terrielynneallan5204

2y↑39

I think this guy who's talking did great on those essays that had to be 2000 words and 4 pages in high school.

@cordon172

2y↑3

😀

@amyntut

2y↑2

@@terrielynneallan5204 😂😂

@L.-wx1fc

Haha 😂

@maxmk1107

2y↑1

That's so funny

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@tinahilty6020

1y↑256

Her perfect life was shattered? WHAT ABOUT US? THE VIEWERS!!!!!!

@marlenewoolford4232

44w

oh thats the best comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@SuperLisalis

44w↑1

haaaaa know what u mean , i just died with woffle boredom

@bellejour559

44w↑1

Skipped to the comments. 13:36 seconds of my life not wasted. Thank you!

@anonymous010192

44w

😂

@HoneyBunzATL_

40w

Lmaooooooo

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@xenaluck

35w↑5

during this video i helped conceive my first born and saw the birth of my second.

@mollymouse4900

28w↑2

This guy would put a glass eye to sleep !

@sharvanims9733

2y↑1.5K

Hats off to the patient souls who watched this entire video and have given the summary in the comment section... 🙇‍♀

@binasarmah1486

2y↑17

Yes, it was 2 minutes video going on and on and on ...

@ireneguillory544

2y↑11

YESSSSSSS!!!

@TheSmithbaltimore

2y↑7

😂😂😆🤣😂

@danelladecoteau4841

2y↑17

Yeah boi the speaker was annoying as hell, taking so damn long....😡

@brenredhead3482

2y↑2

You go girl. 🚶‍♂️ Just walk away.

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@suenetteedwards5965

3y↑558

This is the LAST TIME!! I will not go through the torture of listening to another long drawn out epic word salad again!! Enough!!

@shakur481

3y↑17

I stopped watching these channels long ago. They drag stories on forever and it’s stupid.

They brought up the picture several times then went off to talk about how it was fall and the leaves were starting to turn yellow. I mean, come on…

This entire story was lame. I didn’t even listen to it

@suemcdermott2947

2y↑8

It's like those long adverts some twats do to tell you about a product

@jessicaellina3878

2y↑11

Ooooffff... me too!!! Get to the point already😡🤪

@isolda980

2y↑6

Amen! I thought I was alone in that sentiment. It was like a dull book that, once started, you HAVE to complete!

@bumptv2028

2y↑5

Stupid situation. I hope Susan eventually let him go!!

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@TheWinterShadow

11w↑2

I feel sorry for all the people who were foolish enough to subscribed to this channel after hearing someone repeat the same pushing point in order to keep the viewer on the channel.

@gilgameshofuruk4060

30w↑2

She filed for divorce because she noticed he he actually had both arms when he'd told her he was an amutee and had been left handed and for 15 years he'd had her wiping his bottom for him. If you read this before getting to the end of the video, I bet you'll wish I'd been right once you do get there.

@PhelpsBP8

2y↑251

He's 45 and she's 38, but they met in high school? Just after graduating high school she became pregnant? This story is completely ridiculous.

@Redwoodtree34567

2y↑10

😂😂😂😂

@amandahussey5245

2y↑16

Well said. And that's just one example. He says several things that contradict & don't make sense, as well as the same thing over and over and over again! Takes 13 mins. to say something that should have taken 2 to 3 mins tops.

@FrenchFrie3

2y↑9

And....50 years of marriage

@samanthalaquerre5684

2y↑14

I feel like the narrator may like men.

@sadiyahhatun2295

2y↑7

Their grandkids should have been in this story cause the children should have been teens or older. WTH is the narrator trying to make us believe? This story sucked from go. Hell yea divorce him and let him live his life and she should live hers as well. Took too long to get to the point. And the photographer needed his butt kicked. Smiling in the woman’s face while messing around with her husband.

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@mollyweis5321

2y↑280

“Please like and share this video in social networks”
Dude I wouldn’t share this with my worst enemy

@adiinbar993

2y↑8

HA! Funny you should say that, because in fact that was exactly what I was planning on doing with this.

@Nyatsimba_Mutota

2y↑2

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Come on Molly

@klaudia.von.wagner

2y↑2

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Right 👍 👑

@auriarios1362

2y↑3

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 RIGHT! I GOT ANXIETY WAITING THIS BS! THANK GOODNESS FOR FAST FORWARD 😂🤣😂🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

@annecaru9208

2y↑1

🤣🤣

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@kayfisher7025

37w↑3

I need a bottle of Tylenol, This video gave me a severe migraine .

@emoarrrow

47w↑3

The narrator just repeats himself over and over again for 13 minutes. How annoying.

@vernelcoleman6954

2y↑710

Thank you commenters that braved through watching the video and kindly shared info to the rest of us so that we were spared the torture.

@teresataylor138

2y↑4

Amen!!!

@MrManfly

2y↑5

I have no idea why this video stretched out for 13.5 minutes just to tell us he’s gay and already married to someone else? 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️

@vernelcoleman6954

2y↑9

I wonder if the annoying narrator in the video is actually the husband in the
family photo? Wouldn't surprise me in the least
the whole thing is weird as heck!

@TheColdrush22

Thank you so much thank you so much thank you so much. What a shit video.

@Justin.Martyr

1y↑5

I SURFED IT!!! & NOW I am BLOCKING Trending Story!!!!

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@loganbiery1009

1y↑235

This dude deserves an award for talking in circles

@user-bk4uy3jb9b

1y↑4

Lol like a politician

@YungMigo24

1y↑1

@@user-bk4uy3jb9b exactly like a politician or fed members 😂😂

@user-bk4uy3jb9b

@@YungMigo24 😂

@niki-mars955

and contradicting himself

@zyshaan2506

47w

We all need this man he know how to put more word in and essay

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@fernandoalvarez7238

37w↑3

This narration is a great example of how you BS on your school's research paper 🤣

@TrendingStory

37w

Thanks for the view

@stillwaters2121

11w↑2

CLICK BAIT
This video goes on for more than 13 minutes to say something that takes a few quick sentences.

@Easy_Going__

2y↑540

New title:
How to turn a 3 minute story into a 14 minute story

@lisakrieg3076

2y↑1

Hahaha!! Soooo true!

@jennieisjennie6818

2y↑1

🤣🤣🤣

@Redwoodtree34567

2y↑1

😂😂😂😂😂

@pif4347

2y↑5

1 minute

@mediapowersolutions

2y↑4

How to turn a photograph into a 13 minute video.

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@chefhkf3494

2y↑175

I died and came back and he still telling the story

@sandralynnrichter666

1y↑1

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@lilyherbal2262

😂😂😂

@Niacaraboo

🤣

@carolpeyton1579

50w

😂

@aw-personallim3805

48w

😂😂😂😂

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@michabien5321

36w↑2

Listening to this is like repeatedly failing to sneeze at very the last moment.

Discount storytelling

@rodentcafeteria

25w↑1

Nothing like dragging a story on for so long that the viewer simply doesn't care anymore.

@michael91411

3y↑324

13 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

@judylevitt4555

3y↑3

Thanks! I happened to jump to the comments first and now I don't have to waste those 13 minutes. Not even one.

@shadowofwolves777

3y↑1

Lol

@sangeetaadya8172

3y↑2

Long drawn out explanation......just a few words would have explained it all.waste of time.

@ashleyking6131

3y↑1

Same here.. He's in the closet just another Bruce-Caitlyn Jenner... it's a shame.

@beautifulwreck7296

2y↑1

LOL for real!!

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@peterdanharding6041

2y↑116

Just aged 10 years listening to this!!

@reglook1

1y↑2

I have WASTED years I CAN NEVER GET BACK!

@rom-lr4lk

Oh i get it, because the vid was long

@arielview1358

Lol you sure it was only 10🤣

@NinjaMcNuggets

10w↑1

I remember the first time I heard this story. Over 13 minutes ago. I miss those days.

@ParahSalin

42w↑2

It’s the procrastination to get to the damn point for me😂

@ThePatti924

2y↑271

Until this guy gets to the point you could easily forget what the story is about

@TamannaAkter-jt5mh

2y↑4

😂

@bus-fun-addict

2y↑2

The story? I forgot what planet i was on.

@irenemorley75

2y↑1

If he was sent to prison...... everyone would be on suicide watch.

@puppydogface2333

1y↑1

What sorry I forgot why I came ???
OH YES yes I agree lol

@reglook1

I fell asleep

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@BradWoodbury

2y↑149

LITERALLY, The most talented man ever. THE LOOOOONGEST story EVER! It really took talented to drag it out that much. I'm thinking you should be an attorney. The jury would let you win just to get to leave...

@abz2000123

2y↑9

Yeah, why flood them with stacks of legal documents when you can send this guy.

@fluffy00123x

2y↑1

Lmao

@irenemorley75

2y↑3

The jury would of all fallen to sleep....... he almost put me in a coma.

@vanceadolph3116

1y↑2

Just don't pay him by the hour.

@davelindstrom6005

@@irenemorley75 - Would HAVE - not would of.

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@user-vv3no6zg9s

43w↑3

2:49 Susan 38 John 45 Have been together since college...They first met in high school....John's a little behind in school.

@elainepalarca9476

2y↑526

This me when i need to make a 1000+ word essay about a topic with a short story XDDDDDD

@351clevelandmodifiedmotor4

2y↑8

only Americans do this with their videos have you noticed? you look up a video like how to install winsheild wiper blades and they say the wiper blades on for you car can be installed fairly easily in just a few minutes you can have the old wiper blades off and new ones put on, cars have been around for over a century most people will own multiple cars in their life time bla bla bla bla bla you get the full 101 on being human before you can learn how to put wiper blades on the wipers like it's our first day on the planet

@latishawing5588

🤣🤣🤣

@worldfamousgamer9191

Omg lmao i love you

@debramercer5896

Haaaaa!!!!

@gracieg7601

Oh geez! Gimme s break.

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@centretheatreforthearts728

2y↑104

I was going to listen to this video while I fall asleep. But it actually kept me awake because I was afraid I’d slip into a coma.

@Mehki227

🤣

@danishpastry2885

😂😂

@Hilda1513

46w↑1

listen to it when you feel drowsy driving. It's so annoying that it will keep you awake 😁😁

@sheeara

49w↑9

Holy goodness… that was a lot to say… he’s got his buddy’s ring on and the little girl pointed it out. Thank you ⬇️ to the people that helped me know to fast forward through the story. Now we all know… including the wife that forgave him. Wife’s only mad he lost the ring she gave him. Literally… that’s the full story. Happily ever after.😳

@marionkennedy9651

35w

😂😂😂😂😂😂💯😄

@marionkennedy9651

35w

Phew! Long story………………………………………………………………….😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Actually lol I read comments which saved me 13.36 minutes😂😂😂😂 Thanks guys!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@beautifulfacesskincare

42w↑1

RUBBISH!
1. They’re 7 years apart, impossible for them to have met in high school.
2. If she had a baby right after high school, the son would be 20 years old and not a little boy.
3. This story has a faulty timeline.

@jpatpat9360

3y↑351

Stop spinning jt out! You could have told the story in 2 minutes

@kathrynsmith2696

3y↑15

I agree

@babyshark5568

3y↑7

Honestly

@thuladyasi4513

3y↑12

It's so annoying

@suemcgorlick1950

3y↑6

I agree. I’ve stopped reading these stories because of it.

@bettyrobb8219

3y↑2

Exactly.!!

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@pt8077

2y↑288

Wow, I was having such a great day until I clicked on this video. Dude took so long to get to the point. I felt my blood pressure rise the longer I watched 🤣

@jigme958

2y↑2

😁

@grrlinduluth

its contagious,I watch alot of different tutorials,reviews,etc what used to be a 10 second like and describe is now past 3 minutes,20 seconds of info then the reminder to like and scribe for another 2 minutes...on top of that besides the zoomed headshots,now theres like 3 - 4 boxed views of different headshot angles of themselves at the same time...I literally cant watch half of you tube anymore

@soothjacktv2232

Lol

@brianwilson9828

2y↑3

I'm with you! I could not STAND IT!! Seriously PISSED ME OFF! I created an abridged version to save someone else!!

@bincha9103

Hahaha same here🤣🤣🤣

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@esterrios5626

37w↑1

Thx everyone! I almost died! Till I decided it would be more loving to myself to read all your comments! You didn't let me down! I'm alive again and can move on to another video!

@AuroraBlood

47w↑3

In the beginning there's over two minutes of "what did she see in the photo" in different ways. Anoying. Like, get to the POINT already! And the repeating and talking in circles continues through the WHOLE story!!

@ceeveekaye

51w↑360

To all of you who endured this video in its entirety to save the rest of us from having to do the same, well, all I can say is, not all heroes wear capes. God bless you all. My faith in humanity has been renewed.

@AuroraBlood

47w↑1

Which god are you referrig to? Theres several thousand. (spoiler: they are all invented by humans)

@ceeveekaye

47w↑2

@@AuroraBlood omg mine wasn't a some stance I take on God. I know about as much about it as you do. Don't start some debate with me on a topic I couldn't care less about.

@AuroraBlood

47w↑1

@@ceeveekaye I wasn't commenting for a debate. As an atheist, I was just curious since you said "God bless you". Idon't like debates either. Please don't take this as an invitation to a debate.

@ceeveekaye

47w

@@AuroraBlood It was an invitation to what sometimes turns into a never-ending conversation though. I'm a complete agnostic. I just used a figure of speech, and there was no specific meaning behind it.

@AuroraBlood

47w

@@ceeveekaye Thank you for explaining, I understand and appreciate it. I'm an atheistic satanist myself. But would you kindly not assume my intentions There are people like me, who are just curious. Of course majority would start a never-ending debate and arguing, so it's easier to assume that this would be like that.
All the best to you from Finland :)

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@sunnydew2007

2y↑149

Never thought reading comments would be this much fun. If not for anything else, this guy deserve a reward for coming up with a video that produced some of the world's most hilarious comments to date.

@sereneamani1713

1y↑6

I find on various videos, the comments are often more entertaining

@arielroblesruiz9466

1y↑3

@@sereneamani1713 Yes ma'am! I absolutely always read the comments section of all videos for that exact reason they are hilarious bring me much appreciated laughter! 😂❤️ I don't really mind him over explaining the simple situation. I'm a very long winded lady so I can understand him. I won't be finishing this video however lol!❤️

@mpazinambao2938

1y↑1

😂

@jonathanvicente6678

1y↑1

Its funny sometimes to read comments first...thats the reason i watched the video...lol

@arielview1358

1y↑1

Facts!

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@warriordugan7236

33w↑1

I heard the next day he won a $100M lottery and she got nothing. Perfect ending to this loooong winded story.

@thisishisbubbles9362

22w

This is the definition of drawing out random points in school essays to reach the mandatory word count.

@random_thoughts5343

2y↑197

I literally got knocked up and gave birth while watching this video... and it's not over yet 🤦

@ashleelarsen5002

2y↑1

😆

@thefreesandwich

2y↑18

Please send my congratulations to your son on his hs graduation!

@Sunny25611

2y↑1

😂🤣

@Riverrat93

2y↑239

So there is something I would like to express. A feeling I had while watching this video. This video on this channel. What could the feeling that I had have been? Was it sadness for the family that was torn apart? Or could it have been anger towards the cheating husband? Or maybe curiosity as to the situation that would prompt somebody to make a 13 minute video about a single picture. Well the fact is that none of those were the feeling. The feeling that I felt while watching this video. No the feeling that I felt it was unlike any other feeling that I have ever felt while watching a YouTube video was in fact a feeling that many of you may have felt. So you may ask yourself what is the feeling. What could this random person in the YouTube comment section could have been feeling and is it like what I am feeling now. The feeling that I felt with so much of my soul was that of pure unadulterated utterly indescribable fanatic annoyance. Saying to myself get to the damn point. And that my friends is the end of this comment. This comment in the comments section.

@daxmarshel6040

2y↑19

Rofl 🤣!

@colleenmichele9787

2y↑24

Omg!!! 😂😂 laughing too much to come up w a witty reply… awesome comment

@debbiering2272

2y↑13

Where did that little girls other hand come from?

@angelagraves865

2y↑10

Brilliant! 🤣

@ellie.M.mae.

2y↑9

For anyone crying out for the answer to this bIoody comment...
Tell me when you find out 😂

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@huios974

38w↑2

Thanks to all the kind souls here I don’t have to endure through it and waste my precious time killing the curiosity 😂

@TheGuitarded1

46w↑1

"He's 45, she's 38. They met in high school and had been together since college."

Cool fake story bro.

@CPegRun

2y↑486

I would have been much happier, and spent less time skipping ahead, if you’d just told the story, without all that extra nonsense. I would have watched it, and probably subscribed to your channel.

@prisonerofpain7282

2y↑8

Please tell the story and much shorter

@tabbyfoods1982

2y↑1

Good thing you didnt 😂

@bradeedwards2505

2y↑7

Peg, thats to me what makes it amazing that this guy's channel has 456,000 subscribers. OMG! This has to be the most painful video I have ever seen!!

@nataliewood4091

2y↑5

Same. I will now make it a point to never watch a video on this channel again. 😂

@bryanharrison3889

2y↑4

Me too.

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@DianneElizabeth64

2y↑153

I was always paranoid that I couldn’t tell a story quick enough. I feel better now

@rubendaniel2613

Hello Dianne, How are you doing?

@irenemorley75

2y↑1

👍I wonder if this guy is married...... or did she slash her wrists.

@mandycote5662

lol

Especially when someone says get to the point and you only started? 🙂

@Justin.Martyr

I Hate Sod O Mite DeMonicCraps sooo Much that I Lack for Words!!!! BUT
Cuz of Trump on his Knees & Trump's Mouth on Putin's Spicket, I had NO Choice,
but, to Vote for Every DeMonicCrap on My BaLLot!!! ALready Dropped at ELections Box!!!
Justin Martyr; Eugene, Oregon. Nov. 3, 2022.

@mpazinambao2938

😂😂😂😂

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@meagain8164

35w↑1

MAGGIE saved me 12 minutes and 26 seconds. Going to finish off my book now. Cheers 👍

@dragonmaid1360

23w↑1

I just wonder how many people up and died in the time it took this dude to get to the point. Probably millions. Thank God for the hilarious comments you beautiful people.

@Aaron-xc4je

2y↑73

10:37 you will thank me The daughter held the dad ring finger The dads ring was a gift from a friend
The dad was struggling with his sexuality The dad and the photographer were hooking up

@samaraisnt

2y↑13

Can't believe I had to scroll this far for this!!!

@tyejones431101

2y↑3

Thank you.

@stevethigpen6242

2y↑2

Ty. Bc I wasn’t going to watch the whole vid. I hate people who drag shit out.

@Jacy8284

2y↑5

Thank you! Saved me a lot of time.

@puppydogface2333

1y↑2

TYSM

@sandrazoschke7318

1y↑66

In a parallel universe somewhere, this story is still be told.

@davidgreg6989

I pray God gives you lots of beautiful days, I’m David Greg originally from Spain but currently in Texas and you?

@evemsm6119

39w

😂😂😂😂

@timacann

42w↑1

And 50th wedding anniversary when they’re not even 50 years old??

@matchacha9466

47w↑3

When the assignment requires you to tell a 13-minute story about a one-two sentence topic. A+ for ingeniously finding so many ways to say the same thing over and over for 12 minutes and 30 secs. 😂

@Leelee-xw1yh

2y↑341

I want my 13 minutes of my life back

@thomastoler2397

2y↑1

Me too!

@tracywaring3769

2y↑1

And me x

@tqsuited

2y↑1

You'd only waste it on some other youtube video...

@belairqueen6612

3y↑88

Wow! Could it possibly REPEAT and REPHRASE anymore?!?! That was ridiculous!!!

@4EverUp

36w↑1

In my head I'm like jeesh just get to the point and then I decided to read the comments. We are all the same inside 😂😂😂

@polpan1973

14w↑1

Pandemics, including the recent COVID case, come and go much quicker than watching this story! Dear God!

@1TeddyBear11

1y↑72

I'm going to save this video just so I can send it to someone when I want to annoy them.

@zonacrs

1y↑2

Bonus points if that someone is named Susan.

@mugglesarecooltoo

52w↑1

Funny.

@SS-qb2ol

48w↑2

😂

@Hilda1513

46w↑1

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@AustinDeadman

1y↑52

I’m glad that John finally got his closure, because closure was always something John wanted.
Two years have passed, and John is now divorced; no, not from his wife, but from the photographer. And now, you have the full picture.

@BettyKrocker

1y↑4

How u know ???

@sunshineandwarmth

47w↑1

Who cares? What a stupid story. I'm beginning to miss the days when ppl minded their own business.
🙈🙉🙊😡

@gilgameshofuruk4060

30w

@sunshineandwarmth I agree. Finding out that he divorced both of them and married a golf umbrella wouldn't havemade this story interesting.

@bernadettejean-marie3675

31w↑2

For goodness sake....it's like watching paint dry....at least then you are left with your dreams and imagination in peace and quiet.

@timacann

42w↑1

How did they meet in high school if he’s 7 years older than her?

@gus2600

1y↑66

This man has mastered the art of talking in someone else's sleep !

@stacymontero6172

51w

Great comment. I literally laughed out loud!

@dragonmaid1360

23w

😂😂😂😂.these comments are Gold

@pattythompson7713

2y↑88

It doesn’t even make sense…they were married after high school and were married for 15 years but he was 45 and she was 37.. none of this story makes any sense

@sbnl1214

2y↑6

Yeah exactly. That many years apart and we’re in high school together?

@iluvacts238

2y↑7

I didn’t even notice so true! May not be a true story at all, indicating even more time I wasted.

@lostn65

2y↑6

and i think the woman was pregnant since college. But the kids were too young for that. I think the whole story is made up.

@The_InfantMalePollockFrancis

2y↑2

Because it isn't a real story.

@davidgreg6989

I agree with you, I pray God gives you lots of beautiful days, I’m David Greg originally from Spain but currently in Texas and you?

@vitugsunshine6771

31w

This video looks like my essay writing, we were required to write a thousand words, so I turned my sentences around and around, just like this story, just to meet the required number of words. 😂

@ericboucher799

40w↑2

We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...”

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