Devil in a Suit
Chill Bump Lyrics

Woken up early by one of the room cleaners,
He woke up early because one of the cleaners came into his room to clean up after his night with a prostitute

with a used, wrinkled rubber dangling from his loose penis.
He had sex with a prostitute and used a condom, which was now hanging from his flaccid penis

In a sweaty-shirt, his blurry eyes are red,
He is wearing a sweaty shirt and his eyes are red and blurred from excessive drinking and drug use

his head is hurting, there's a hooker still inside the bed
He has a headache and there is still a prostitute lying in his bed

Mind's blank. He can't count the alcohol he drank,
He cannot remember how much alcohol he consumed

he hands a huge stack of dollars to the horrid skank.
He pays the prostitute a large sum of money

She puts on her pants, gets sent on her way,
The prostitute leaves after putting on her pants

he snorts a line of powder just to start the day.
He snorts cocaine to start his day

takes a shower, shaves off the grey, washes his face,
He takes a shower and shaves the grey hair on his face

hops into a new suit: What a disgrace!
He puts on a new suit, but it is a disgrace because he is a corrupt individual

Puts on his flashy watch worth more than forty grand,
He puts on a flashy watch that is worth more than forty thousand dollars

and his twenty four carrat wedding-ring on his hand.
He wears a wedding ring that is made of twenty four carat gold

He calls his honey, playing honest man, telling stories
He calls his wife and pretends to be an honest man, telling her stories

"Work is killing me. Kiss the kiddies for me."
He tells his wife that work is hard and asks her to kiss the children for him

Taxi takes him to work, drops him off on time,
He takes a taxi to work and arrives on time

he walks into parliament, feeling God damn fine!
He walks into parliament feeling confident and satisfied

Hand-shaking, making friends and betraying, straight pretending,
He shakes hands, makes friends, and betrays them by pretending to be someone he is not

and acting fake and snake resembling,
He acts fake and resembles a snake, a treacherous and deceitful creature

apple-tasting, satan's in him.
He tastes sweet like an apple, but there is an evil force within him

Masterbating in the mirror, smurking and he's laughing at you
He masturbates while looking at himself in the mirror and smirks while laughing at others

'Cause he's a devil in a suit.
He is a devil disguised in a suit, pretending to be a respectable member of society

Smiling like a sleasy jerk, he's tired but seems alert.
He smiles like a sleazy jerk, but is tired yet still seems awake

Why sleep at night if you've got time to sleep at work?
He questions why he should sleep at night when he can sleep at work

He pretends to listen close of course, hopes that all the cameras don't catch him dozing off.
He pretends to listen to others, but hopes he won't get caught sleeping on camera

He votes for most the laws eyes closed, they don't concern him,
He votes for most laws without paying attention, since they do not affect him

but knows where to vote, for certain, if it fucks with the dough he's earnin'!
However, he knows where to vote against laws if they affect the amount of money he earns

His buddies, discretely discuss their secret businesses and exchange disgusting pictures of their recent mistresses.
He and his associates discreetly talk about their secret businesses and share inappropriate pictures of their mistresses

stacking enormous amounts in all the accounts of his swiss banks.
He deposits large sums of money into his Swiss bank accounts

His wife gives him a kiss, "Thanks hon' you're great!"
His wife kisses him and thanks him, even though he obtained their wealth through dishonest means

He bought her a boat with the paper stolen from the state.
He bought his wife a boat with the money he stole from the state

His kids adore him, he's got eight adolescents,
His kids idolize him and he has eight teenage children

they all horse-ride and all take piano lessons.
They all ride horses and take piano lessons

His mansion is lovely and it is comfy!
He lives in a beautiful and comfortable mansion

He bought it with the guns sold in african countries. Fuck yeah!
However, he obtained the money to buy the mansion by selling guns in African countries, which is unethical

Lights, camera, action, you're on.
He is in the limelight and being watched by the public

The bastard's on point with his grammar, his posh accent is strong.
He speaks with impeccable grammar and a strong, posh accent

Blush painted on his cheeks, white teeth are showing.
His cheeks are rosy, and he shows off his white teeth

Blah blah blah blah, the guy keeps on going.
He talks incessantly, spouting meaningless words

Knowing his long rhetorical speech is some easy bull,
He knows that his long, fancy speeches are just lies and empty promises

tell you what you wanna hear, make it believable
He promises people what they want to hear and makes them believe him

People don't understand jack shit nowadays,
He believes that people nowadays do not understand anything

and if they do, he don't give a fuck anyways
Even if people do understand, he does not care

'cause lying is a business, he mastering the art.
He believes that lying is a profitable business and he is skilled at it

His plans are machiavellian and he's really smart.
His plans are cunning and deceitful, and he is intelligent

His tactics are sharp, damn the man's a witty shark,
He is a ruthless and clever individual, like a shark

that got the whole mother fucking globe trapped up in the dark!
His schemes have ensnared the entire world, resulting in chaos and uncertainty

He's fooled everyone everywhere he's ever went.
Wherever he goes, he successfully fools and deceives everyone

This kind of witty men have got the balls to become president.
Individuals like him have the confidence and nerve to become presidents

One day, he will be, for real B, you'll see.
One day, he will become a real president, as he desires

You'll probably vote for him, but he won't fool me.
Others may vote for him, but the singer will not be fooled

Motherfucker
This is an expression of anger and contempt towards the corrupt individual

"Nobody seems to notice, nobody seems to care.
The artist thinks that nobody is noticing or caring about the corruption happening around them

The table is tilted folks, the game is rigged"
He believes that the system is rigged in favor of the wealthy and powerful people, and that the ordinary people are powerless in the face of such corruption.