Taco Shop
Chingo Bling Lyrics

I'll take you to tha taco shop(vamonos)
Come with me to the taco shop

Big chile is what I got(chingo bling)
I have spicy salsa

Its cheaper than any spot(uh huh uh huh)
It's less expensive than other shops

My tacos they'll make you fart
My tacos may give you gas

Una orden de taco
An order of tacos

And a nalga de j-lo
And a helping of beans

We can have it my spot
We can eat at my place

You got tha money to say so
If you have the money, you can make the call

Pull up to tha drivethru
Drive up to the window

In an oldsmobile
In an Oldsmobile car

That shit comes with a chicken
Combos come with chicken

They call it combo meal
It's called a combo meal

You shouldeither shave
You should remove your hair

Unless ya order with tha brown lettuce
Unless you want brown lettuce

They line up on tha wall
The ingredients are displayed on the wall

And ask Que Quires?
And ask what do you want?

His chile ain't bigger than mine ya man jealous
My hot sauce is better than his, making him jealous

Put plastic on my hot dog
Wrap my hot dog in plastic

Cause I don't want relish
Because I don't like relish

King taco in a laybackwith madre in houston
A taco chain with mother in Houston

I got hoes that will rob you
I have women that will steal from you

I got hoes that be boostin
I have women that are stealing items and then selling them at a profit

I'm sophisticated, educated
I'm clever and intelligent

Even hood ratas
Even people from tough neighborhoods

Put da lips on my straw
Put your lips on my straw

And taste tha horchata
Drink the horchata

I got a couple gorditas
I have a couple of chubby girls

That will give ya tha torta
That will give you a sandwich

We say panocha
We say vagina

Some say chocha
Some people say chocha instead of panocha

Houston be my City
Houston is my city

We tippin' on 4-4"s
We are driving on big rims

We bring it from Mexico
We import our ingredients from Mexico

We got the good doe
We have the good money

I get it my way(yeah)
I get things done my way

Its however I want it
I have it how I want it

I don't live near by
I don't live nearby

But I'm here for the moment
But I'm here now

Your at tha right place at tha right time
You are in the perfect place at the perfect time

I wanna see you naked girl
I want to see you naked

I hope you don't mind
I hope you are okay with it

Take off your clothes lay down
Remove your clothing and lie down

Baby girl its simple
It's easy, baby girl

I know you a nympho
I know you are sexually active

Now give me ya info
Give me your contact information

Fresh fresh like mentos
Fresh, like Mentos gum

Stay with da tempo
Stay in rhythm

Release my stress all over your dimples
Relieve my stress over your body features, such as your dimples

(oh yeah) you like that I know you do girl
You like that, and I know you do, girl

You hang around me ill take you to a new world
If you hang around with me, I'll introduce you to new experiences

Its up to you girl
It's your decision

Cause' I can sho do it
Because I can surely do it

I see you twerkin that thang
I see you dancing provocatively

You ain't new to it
You're not new to this

So get used to it
So get accustomed to it

That's how tha stunta roll
That's how I roll, as a stunta

I'll leave ya at tha telly
I'll leave you at the hotel

Go find anotha hoe
Go find another woman

I go show to show
I go from one show to another

Hit hoes you know
Have sex with the women you know

As long as I get dough
As long as I get money

Ima still get mo'
I'll still get more

that's RIGHT BOYS AND GURLS
That's right, boys and girls

SO NEXT TIME YOUR AT THE CRAVINGS FOR THE FUZZY TACOS
If you're craving for tacos

OR THE FURBURGER
Or the hamburger

HOLLA AT THE CHINGO BLING TACO TRUCK
Come to Chingo Bling's taco truck

There's ONE ON EVERY CORNER
There's one taco truck on every corner

CHINGOBLING.COM
Visit Chingobling.com

H-TOWN
Houston

STUNTA MAN 713 UNDAGROUNDS MOST WANTED
Stunta man from area code 713 is wanted by the underground scene

OIGA AND WE GOT A SPECIAL ON THE MEAT, ON THE PURE GREAT A
And, we have a special on meat, the pure great A quality

MEXICAN BEEF IMPORTED DIRECTLY FRO YO MOMMAS HOUSE
Uniquely imported Mexican beef from your mother's house

AND IF YOUR VIEJAS' MISSIN', N YO FIANCES' MISSING she's
If your girl is missing, or your fiancée is missing

PROBABLY ON THE TOUR BUS GETTING SERVED, OKAY?
She's probably on the tour bus, getting served

(CHINGO)
Chingo speaking

PINK TACOS, PINK TACOS
Pink tacos, pink tacos

(STUNTA)
Stunta speaking

SAY MAN WAKE UP
Hey, wake up

GIVE THAT GURL HER TACOS, she's BEEN WAITING ABOUT 30 MINUTES
Give the girl her tacos, she's been waiting for 30 minutes

(CHINGO BLING)
Chingo speaking

OH MAN MY BAD
Oops, my mistake

(STUNTA)
Stunta speaking

DAMN
Darn

(CHINGO)
Chingo speaking

I HAD A DREAM
I had a dream

I HAD MY ROOSTER
I had my rooster with me

THE GURLS WERE RAPPERS
The girls were rappers

AND THERE WAS SOME PINK TACOS EVERYWHERE
And there were some pink tacos everywhere

(STUNTA)
Stunta speaking

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PINK TACOS!
Pink tacos don't exist

(CHINGO)
Chingo speaking

YES THERE IS
Yes, they do exist

POR FAVOR BELIEVE IT
Please believe it

(STUNTA)
Stunta speaking

NEXT!!!
Next (in line)