freestyle
Chris Lyrics

Nigga, 2000, Y2K
This is the start of the song, acknowledging the year 2000 and the Y2K phenomenon.

Me and Ron see all in yo muthafuckin' shit nigga
Me and Ron are aware of everything that's going on in your life, man.

For sure, ha, man it's goin' down
Definitely, man, things are happening and getting exciting.

Y'all boyz need to fo sho get that cotton candy
You guys should definitely get something sweet and enticing.

Cotton mouth, all in yo' face nigga
Feeling thirsty and craving something refreshing, man.

Uh huh, Lil Flipper, The Leprechaun aka Da Freestyle King
Yep, it's Lil Flipper, also known as The Leprechaun, the master of freestyle.

Sucka Free, fuckin' with that Ron see
Being free from the fakeness, messing with the realest Ron.

Dat Dodo, why'all blowin' bullshit
That good weed, y'all smoking low-quality stuff.

Indo nigga this what we blow...
Yes, indeed, this is the type of high-quality weed we prefer to smoke.

We blow Indo, I might be on Jay Leno
We smoke premium weed, and I could even appear on Jay Leno's show.

They be like Flip, can you listen to my demo
People often ask me, Flip, can you please listen to my music demo.

I say naw nigga I got shows to do
Sorry, man, I can't. I have performances I need to do.

After the concert, I got hoes to screw
Once the concert is over, I have ladies to spend time with intimately.

If I'm on stage, I don't want to be close to you
When I'm performing, I don't want to be near you, man.

I got money nigga, I ain't gon' boast to you
I have money, but I won't brag about it to you, man.

What I'm supposed to do, is keep rappin'
My role is to continue rapping, that's what I'm meant to do.

Some niggas got gold in they mouth, I got platinum
Some guys have gold teeth, but I have platinum ones, man.

I ain't cappin', what happened
I'm not lying, what's been going on?

I done blew up too quick
I became successful too fast.

I'm the Lil' Flip, Da Freestyle King of the Screwed Up Click
I'm Lil' Flip, the acclaimed King of Freestyle in the Screwed Up Click group.

I represent, I get head
I represent my crew, and I receive oral pleasure.

Ride blue, ride black, I ride red
I ride cars in various colors like blue, black, and red.

Fuck a Fed, I shake heads, when I'm in the club
I don't care about the Feds, I make people turn their heads when I'm at the club.

Ball outta control, I got Indo dub sacks
I live a wild and extravagant life, and I have large quantities of high-quality marijuana.

How you love that, I ain't the Hot Boys
You see how impressive that is? I'm not part of the Hot Boys group.

But you might see me in a drop top boy
Although I'm not a Hot Boy, I might still be seen driving a convertible car.

I roll rolex, I got baggets, princess cuts
I wear a Rolex watch with diamond baguettes and princess cuts.

If I'm in the club, you'll see me, pimpin' sluts
When I'm at the club, you'll find me accompanying and attracting promiscuous women.

That's what I do, nigga all the time
That's my lifestyle, man, I do it all the time.

Get rotation on 97.9, that's The Box
I want my music to be frequently played on 97.9, the popular radio station known as The Box.

Nigga got a TV sitcom on Fox
I have my own television comedy series on Fox.

Used to be on blocks, slangin' rocks
I used to be involved in selling drugs on the streets.

Now I'm changin' dots, in my drop top prowler
But now I'm evolving and making different moves, driving my convertible prowler.

Go to court, throw away the case, I got a prowler
I attend court hearings and manage to dismiss the charges against me because of the car I own.

Call her, nigga, Caller ID, a baller I be
I can call a girl and confidently display my status as a baller through Caller ID.

She want to fuck, I'ma call her and see
If she wants to engage in sexual activity, I'll give her a call to arrange it.

Take that hoe to Motel 6 or go to Tweety's
I can either take that woman to a Motel 6 or go to Tweety's with her.

Pour a duece in the can, sold a four in Tahiti
I pour a two-ounce dose of alcoholic beverage into a can, and I previously sold a four-ounce dose in Tahiti.

Now I'm leanin', nigga, I'm in the green Beamer
Now I'm intoxicated and leaning, man, while driving my green-colored BMW.

Supa dupa fly like I'm Missy Misdemeanor
I'm extremely stylish and cool, just like Missy Misdemeanor Elliott.

I'm Lil' Flip, nigga, I know you know me
I'm Lil' Flip, man, I know you're familiar with who I am.

Baggets and 30 pointers all on my rolly's
Diamond baguettes and 30-point diamonds are all adorning my Rolex watches.

You might see me in a Expedition
Perhaps you'll come across me driving an Expedition.

With a sign on the back, that say let's go fishin'
My car might have a sign on the back inviting people to join me in going fishing.

I'm a balla, nigga I told you that
I'm a baller, man, I've already mentioned that numerous times.

If I ain't ridin' green then I'm rollin' 'Llacs
If I'm not driving a green vehicle, then I'm rolling in fancy Cadillacs.

I'm from the Clover, I'ma solja, I write rhymes in my folder
I come from the Clover neighborhood, I'm a soldier, and I write my rhymes down in my folder.

Hell yea, I got mo' crystals than Folgers
Hell yes, I possess more diamonds than Folgers has coffee crystals.

That's coffee, hoes want to toss me, get off me
That's just a metaphor, women want to please me sexually, leave me alone.

'Cause I be ballin' outta control, hoes they stalk me
Because I live a lavish lifestyle, ladies obsessively pursue me.

From Milwaukee, my Nextel, inhale, exhale
I'm from Milwaukee, and I frequently communicate through my Nextel cell phone, taking deep breaths in and out.

Half of my niggas locked up in jail
Half of my friends and associates are currently incarcerated.

But I'm still on the block, puttin' it down
Despite that, I'm still active in the neighborhood, representing my crew.

Nigga when I smile, bling, platinum puddin, you gotta frown
When I smile and my jewelry sparkles, it makes you feel inferior, man.

You be mad, cause you see me in a drop top Jag
You get angry when you see me driving a convertible Jaguar.

50 G's for a car, that's not that bad
Paying $50,000 for a car is quite reasonable, not too expensive.

I can do that, if it's too fast, I can screw dat
I can afford it, and if it seems overwhelming, I can handle it with ease.

Get the brand new drop, royal blue dat
Purchase the latest convertible car model in a royal blue color, man.

Now I'm cruisin', niggas I be bruisin'
Now I'm driving around leisurely and effortlessly dominating and defeating my competitors.

Gettin' all mad cause in the club, I be choosin'
Other guys get angry because when I'm at the club, I can select and be selective with who I spend time with.

I like yellabones, talk on PrimeCo telephones
I'm attracted to light-skinned women, and I often communicate using PrimeCo telephones.

Got hoes from Hine-Clark to Yellowstone
I have a variety of women interested in me, from different places like Hine-Clark to Yellowstone.

I'm in Homestead, killin' with the real niggas
I'm currently in Homestead, hanging out and engaging with genuine and authentic individuals.

We wearin' Platinum Fubu, why'all still wear Phil Hilfiger
We're sporting Platinum Fubu clothing, while others are stuck wearing Phil Hilfiger garments.

I almost fucked up, but nigga I'm the king
I may have encountered difficulties in the past, but ultimately, I'm the reigning king.

I can freestyle all night til the doorbell ring
I have the ability to freestyle rap continuously until someone rings the doorbell.

And all I do, is ride on chrome
All I do is drive around in cars with chrome rims.

And all I got, is DVD's inside my home
In my house, all I have are plenty of DVDs.

I got a Jacuzzi, I might watch Scary Movie
I own a Jacuzzi and sometimes enjoy watching the movie Scary Movie while relaxing.

Hell yea, I get head from yo mama every Tuesday
Yes indeed, man, I receive oral sex from your mother every Tuesday.

This Lil' Flip, I bet cha know dat, show dat
This is Lil' Flip, I bet you're aware of that, and I'm here to prove it.

Hell yea, you owe me some money, nigga you owe dat
Yes, man, you owe me some money, you better pay up.

So pay me, the radio gon' play me
So, pay me what you owe, and the radio will continue playing my music.

Look at my yard, I got mo' toys than Kay-Bee
Check out my property, I have more luxurious possessions than the toy store Kay-Bee Toys.

Who I am, The Leprechaun, Freestyle King
I am The Leprechaun, the reigning King of Freestyle.

Change the color of my teeth and my byzletine
I can alter the color of my teeth and my jewelry, specifically my diamond setting.

Now I'm platinum, nigga got a nigga name Crime
Now I'm highly successful, and my name is known and respected everywhere.

Open up my mouth, my piece shine, but Johnny got my blinded
When I open my mouth, my dental jewelry sparkles, but the bright lights can make me temporarily blind.

Y'all can just parallel park, when I open up my mouth, its farewell to the dark
You guys can only park your cars in a parallel manner, but when I open my mouth, it's like saying goodbye to the darkness and stepping into the light.

I sip drank, flip pints, sip 8's, got hoes at Worthing, Sterling and Yates
I consume a codeine drink, flip small bottles, drink larger bottles, and have women interested in me from neighborhoods like Worthing, Sterling, and Yates.

And when I pick 'em up, nigga, I'ma take 'em to the room
And when I pick those women up, man, I'm going to take them to my private space or bedroom.

Nigga, I'ma be the witch and you can ride my broom
Man, I'll play the role of the witch, and you can metaphorically ride my broomstick.

Then you gone, I freestyle, I'm off the dome
After that encounter, you'll leave, and I'll continue freestyling off the top of my head.

I got all, satellites from the top of my home
I own all the satellite dishes on top of my house, man.

I get gone in my zone, nigga, I'm in a Bentley
I get lost in my own world, man, and in that moment, I feel like I'm driving a Bentley.

Niggas mad, they got Guess glasses, I wearin' Finley's
Other guys are jealous, they wear cheap Guess glasses while I flaunt expensive Finley glasses.

And S classes, jumpin' out, nigga Da King
And I also have Mercedes-Benz S-Class cars, stepping out like I'm the king.

Fuck why'all nigga, I'm jumpin' out limosuines
I don't care about you guys, man, I'm happily getting out of limousines.

We over here too nigga, we puttin' it down nigga
We're also present here, man, and we're making our mark.

The North and the South, nigga, how you do it, that was freestyle...
Representing both the North and the South, man, that's how we do it. That whole verse was an impressive freestyle.