Monica Interview
Chris Rock Lyrics


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Thanks for the interview Monica
Now Monica everyone seems to think they know ALL there is to know
About Monica Lewinsky but Monica could you tell us one thing
That people would be surprised to know about you?

"I used to be scared of the dick; now I throw lips to the shit
Handle it like a real bitch.."
Very interesting! Now Monica, there seems to be a lot of demands
On your time. Could you tell us what a quiet evening with
Monica Lewinsky would be like?

"Got buffoons eatin my pussy while I watch cartoons.."

Hmm, sounds like fun!
Now Monica, who were your role models?

"Zsa Zsa Gabor, Demi Moore, Prince Diane and all them rich bitches.."

Now in the transcript, you refer to the President as Butthead
Did the President have any nicknames for you?

"Poon-poon nanny-nanny, punanni danni.."

Ahh, cute!
Now Monica, you and the President had a lot of phone sex.
What was the one thing that you would say to the President
That would make him achieve orgasm?

"Before you nut, I'ma dribble down your buttcheek
Make you wiggle, then giggle just a little.."

Now Vernon Jordan helped you get a job
What's the first thing you said when you met Vernon Jordan?

"It's on nigga what? Pussy greased up
Stack the G's up, keeps the knees up.."

So are you saying you had an affair with Vernon Jordan too?

"I made my intro, gettin fucked in the Pinto.."

Monica you appear to be having sex with everybody
How do the interns treat you?

"They be suckin blackberry molasses out my asses.."

Now now that we're on it, how come you never had sex with Al Gore?

"I got no patience for little dick tastin.."

What about Ken Starr?

"He be lookin fruity, but you still can eat the booty.."

Now Monica, do you have any regrets about your relationship
With the President?

"Somethin I wanted, but I never was pushy
The motherfucker never ate my pussy.."

Hey, here's the President right now, Bill Clinton!
Now Mr. President, before we go,
Is there anything you'd like to say to Monica Lewinsky?





"Bitch shut the fuck up!
Get the fuck out of here!"

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Chris Rock's "Monica Interview" song are controversial and explicit as they poke fun at Monica Lewinsky's relationship with former President Bill Clinton. Throughout the song, Chris Rock portrays Monica as a promiscuous woman who is willing to engage in sexual activities with anyone who crosses her path. When asked about her past, Monica shockingly reveals that she used to be scared of performing oral sex but ultimately learned to handle it like a real "bitch." This statement is meant to emphasize Monica's newfound confidence since engaging in sexual activity with the President and highlights how much her life has changed since the scandal.


Later in the song, Monica is portrayed as someone who loves to watch cartoons and has multiple people pleasing her sexually at the same time. Chris Rock also questions Monica about her role models, which she claims are wealthy, famous women such as Zsa Zsa Gabor and Demi Moore. Furthermore, when asked if the President had any nicknames for her, she replies with a cute one of her own, which shows that she is still fond of him despite what happened.


The song also suggests that Monica had sexual relations with other prominent figures like Vernon Jordan, and it makes references to Al Gore and Ken Starr as well. It ends with the former President dismissing Monica and telling her to "shut the fuck up" and "get the fuck out of here." Overall, "Monica Interview" highlights the way the media and public treated Monica Lewinsky, and how they made her a target of ridicule and shame.


Line by Line Meaning

Thanks for the interview Monica
The interviewer thanks Monica for agreeing to the interview.


Now Monica everyone seems to think they know ALL there is to know About Monica Lewinsky but Monica could you tell us one thing That people would be surprised to know about you?
The interviewer asks Monica to share something unexpected about herself.


I used to be scared of the dick; now I throw lips to the shit Handle it like a real bitch..
Monica used to be scared of oral sex but now enjoys it and performs it confidently.


Hmm, sounds like fun! Now Monica, who were your role models?
The interviewer comments on a response from Monica and asks her about her role models.


Zsa Zsa Gabor, Demi Moore, Prince Diane and all them rich bitches..
Monica admires wealthy and confident celebrity women as her role models.


Ahh, cute! Now Monica, you and the President had a lot of phone sex. What was the one thing that you would say to the President That would make him achieve orgasm?
The interviewer asks Monica about the contents of her phone sex with the President.


Before you nut, I'ma dribble down your buttcheek Make you wiggle, then giggle just a little..
Monica shares a line she would use during phone sex with the President that would make him achieve orgasm.


So are you saying you had an affair with Vernon Jordan too?
The interviewer interprets Monica's earlier response as an affair with Vernon Jordan and asks her about it.


I made my intro, gettin fucked in the Pinto..
Monica suggests that Vernon Jordan helped her get a job by having sex with her in his car.


They be suckin blackberry molasses out my asses..
Monica shares that the interns treat her with oral sex and admiration.


I got no patience for little dick tastin..
Monica expresses a lack of interest in having sex with someone who has a small penis, like Al Gore.


He be lookin fruity, but you still can eat the booty..
Monica suggests that Ken Starr, who is gay, may have a feminine appearance but is still capable of performing oral sex on her.


Somethin I wanted, but I never was pushy The motherfucker never ate my pussy..
Monica expresses her regret that the President never performed oral sex on her, but acknowledges that she did not push him to do so.


Bitch shut the fuck up! Get the fuck out of here!
The President responds to Monica with anger and tells her to leave.




Lyrics © MUSIC SALES CORPORATION, Universal Music Publishing Group, GARDEN RAKE MUSIC
Written by: ALI LEROI, BILL CHAMPLIN, CHRIS ROCK, JAY GRAYDON, KIM JONES LITTLE KIM, LANCE CROUTHER, STEVE LUKATHER

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