Sensitive New Age Guys
Christine Lavin Lyrics


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Who like to talk about their feelings?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who's into crystals, who's into healing?
(Sensitive new age guys)

Who like to dress like Richard Simmons?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who are hard to tell from women?
(Sensitive new age guys)

Who like to cry at weddings?
Who think Rambo is upsetting?
Who tapes, 'Thirty Something' on their VCR's?
Who's got child on board stickers on their cars?

Whose last names are hyphenated?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who loved 'Three Men and a Baby', a movie I hated?
(Sensitive new age guys)

Who's consciousness is constantly raising?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Yet, whose tax free income is amazing?
(Sensitive new age guys)

Who thinks that red meat is disgusting?
Who's into UFO's, channeling and dusting?
Who believes us when we say we have pre-menstrual syndrome?
Who doesn't know who plays in the Seattle Kingdom?

Let's ask guys who don't know who plays in the Seattle Kingdom
[Incomprehensible]
Let's ask these sensitive guys right here, hey guys
Do you know who plays in the Seattle Kingdom?
[Incomprehensible]
Ooh, good answer, good answer

Who likes music that's repetitious?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who likes music that's repetitious?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who's concerned about your orgasm?

Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, you guys said
You would help me out in this song, what's goin' on?
Well, we're sensitive Christine, but not that sensitive
I guess it's more important that they have 'em
(Sensitive new age guys)

Who carries the baby on his back?
Who thinks that Shirley McLaine is on the inside track?
Who always sings on sing alongs even when




They can't stand stupid sing along songs?
[Incomprehensible]

Overall Meaning

The song "Sensitive New Age Guys" by Christine Lavin is a satirical take on men who embrace new age ideologies and beliefs. The song highlights various stereotypes associated with sensitive men including their interest in healing, crystals, dressing like Richard Simmons, and their struggle to differentiate from women. The song also humorously points out their support for child safety and recycling, while also indulging in TV shows such as "Thirty Something". The lyrics comment on their hypocritical values of tax-free income, raising consciousness, and disgust towards red meat, yet being into UFO's and channeling, and their lack of knowledge on things such as sports teams.


The song was written and performed by Christine Lavin who is known for her folk music and humorous songwriting. The song was released in 1990 as a part of her studio album "Beau Woes and Other Problems of Modern Life." It became an instant hit, and its sarcastic tone and witty lyrics appealed to a wide audience. The song has since become a cult favorite garnering millions of views on YouTube and other online platforms.


Line by Line Meaning

Who like to talk about their feelings?
Men who are sensitive to their emotions and like to share and discuss them openly.


Who's into crystals, who's into healing?
Men who believe in the healing power of crystals and other new age practices.


Who like to dress like Richard Simmons?
Men who wear brightly colored, tight workout clothes, similar to those worn by Richard Simmons.


Who are hard to tell from women?
Men who have a gender expression that blurs the line between traditional male and female roles.


Whose last names are hyphenated?
Men who have chosen to combine their name with their partner's name after marriage, resulting in a hyphenated surname.


Who loved 'Three Men and a Baby', a movie I hated?
Men who enjoyed the movie 'Three Men and a Baby', despite the fact that the songwriter did not enjoy it herself.


Who's consciousness is constantly raising?
Men who are focused on personal growth and improving their understanding of the world around them.


Yet, whose tax free income is amazing?
Despite being focused on personal growth and self-improvement, these men have found ways to earn substantial income without paying taxes.


Who likes music that's repetitious?
Men who enjoy listening to music that has a simple, repetitive melody and rhythm.


Who's concerned about your orgasm?
Men who are invested in their partner's sexual satisfaction and wellbeing.


Who carries the baby on his back?
Men who engage in child-rearing responsibilities typically assigned to women, such as carrying a baby in a sling on their back.


Who thinks that Shirley McLaine is on the inside track?
Men who believe in spiritual and mystical practices, such as astrology and prophecies from famous figures like Shirley McLaine.


Who always sings on sing alongs even when they can't stand stupid sing along songs?
Men who participate in group singing events even when they do not enjoy the songs being sung.




Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, BLUES PALACE MUSIC
Written by: GORKA LAVIN

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