Christ-Mas
Cledus T. Judd Lyrics

I don't want another fruitcake,
I don't desire to receive yet another fruitcake gift that I don't need.

I don't need another ugly tie
I also don't require another dull-looking, unappealing tie as a gift.

No!
I'm determined to find something different this year.

Heard they had a sale on go karts
I recently heard that there were some go karts available for purchase at a discounted price.

Down at Wal Mart
These go karts are reportedly being sold at the Walmart store.

Ho ho a good buy.
The go karts are so cheap that it's definitely a smart purchase to make.

Got no money in my pocket.
I'm unfortunately broke and cannot afford any expensive Christmas gifts this season.

Can't believe it's Christmastime.
I find it difficult to imagine that the holiday season is already here.

It's the crowds that bug me
The massive number of people that come out in droves during the holiday season is troubling me.

Stuck in traffic like this.
Getting stuck in traffic during the busy shopping season has become quite frustrating.

It's kids causing a commotion.
Children's shenanigans in stores make shopping difficult and chaotic.

It's shop at your own risk.
Shopping during the holiday season poses the risk of danger and mishaps.

It's that Tickle Me Elmo,
The highly-coveted Tickle Me Elmo toy is what everybody wants.

It's (dang) un-find-able
Unfortunately, it's near impossible to track down this highly sought-after toy.

Christ-mas! Christ-mas!
The holiday season can be stressful with shopping and chaos.

Un-shopp-able!
Finding the perfect Christmas gift can be difficult and sometimes impossible.

It can make a feller uptight.
The holiday season can make anybody feel agitated or nervous.

I must have been to fifteen stores or more.
I've been to countless stores in search of the perfect gift for my loved ones.

All I wanted was a Lite Brite
I desire nothing else, but only the toy I want for my child.

But they sold out last night of course.
Unfortunately, the Lite Brite is already out of stock and unavailable for purchase this year.

Time I buy my kids a swing set,
I plan to get my children a swing set as a present this year.

I'd be broke forevermore
However, buying anything for that price would leave me with no money for the future.

Tis the season of givin'.
The holiday season is all about giving and sharing love and kindness with others.

Tis that time of year.
It's that special time of year when we show compassion and give to others.

Twas the night before Christmas,
On the night before Christmas, things start getting hectic as people rush to buy last-minute gifts.

Twas a pain in the rear.
Unfortunately, preparing for the holiday season can often become extremely overwhelming.

It's the credit card payment,
The debt we accumulate making holiday purchases can lead to financial trouble in the future.

Its (ahhh) un-payable
The high balances on our credit cards may seem impossible to repay in the near future.

Return-able.
Fortunately most gifts can be returned and sometimes for a refund.

You'll see Santa hop the rooftops
Children's imagination represent the magic of the holiday season when they think of Santa Clause hopping over their rooftops.

Rudolph's nose will be glowin' so bright.
It's that special time of year when we get to witness the beautifully glowing Rudolph's red nose.

There's a whole lot of parents losin' sleep
Parents worry about making Christmas morning the best that it can be for their loved ones, which can lead to lack of sleep.

Nuthin' silent about this night
Even though Christmas is supposed to be peaceful and quiet, it most times can be chaotic and noisy.

Oh, Christmas is pure promotion
Commercialism often plays a large part in the commercialization of Christmas, and taints the true meaning behind it.

Let us not forget why
Despite the promotion, it is crucial that we remember the true meaning behind the holiday season.

We're all out shoppin'.
Everyone is busy rushing to buy gifts for their loved ones.

We're all out buyin'.
Most of the people are shopping and buying gifts; however, there's still more items to grab.

It's the off-key caroling.
People have the tendency of singing Christmas carols out-of-tune which is not pleasing to hear.

Grandma's mistletoe kiss.
The family gathering at Christmas wouldn't be complete without Grandma's mistletoe kiss tradition.

It's that one string of light bulbs
Christmas decorations cannot be complete without the stringed light bulbs that never entirely light up.

You can never get lit.
Even after replacing the fuses and bulbs, it's improbable for the string lights to all work.

It's that gallon of egg nog,
Almost all families have that usual gallon of egg nog at the dinner table.

It's so (uhhh) undrinkable.
Unfortunately, the egg nog is not enjoyable for everyone, regardless of its traditional importance.

Decorate-able.
Christmas is the time of the year when you can decorate everything to look more festive.

It's the things you buy me baby.
Buying and receiving exceptional gifts from your loved ones is a great feeling during Christmastime.

It's the things I buy you darlin' yeah.
Observing the joy in your loved one's eyes after giving presents to them is perhaps the best feeling of Christmas.

Its that Faith Hill CD.
Many people desire the latest Faith Hill CD for the holiday season.

They're all sold out-able.
Unfortunately, they have none of Faith Hill's CDs; however, luckily, there are other CDs available.

Return-able.
It's good news to know that undelighted gifts can be returned for a refund.

Christ-mas! Christ-mas!
Christmas is an exciting, joy-filled time of the year.

Beautiful.
It has its beautiful moments full of family, friends, love, and positive emotions.

It's the crowds that bug me
Crowded places, long ques, and waiting times can be challenging for people who don't have the patience.

Stuck in traffic like this.
Getting stuck in traffic and progressing at a snail pace during shopping season has become quite tedious.

It's kids causing a commotion.
Children go wild over toys, candy canes, and Christmas decorations, which lead to chaotic stores.

It's shop at your own risk.
It's a reasonable disclaimer at any store during Christmas shopping season, where things often get messy.