In Another Size
Cledus T. Judd Lyrics
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Parody of "In Another's Eyes" by Garth Brooks/Patricia Yearwood (Bobby Wood/John Peppard/G. Brooks) Rio Bravo Music, Inc. (BMI)/Cat's Eye Music Ltd. (admin. by Rio Bravo Music, Inc.) (BMI)/Major Bob Music Co, Inc/No Fences Music (admin. by Major Bob Music Co., Inc.) (ASCAP)
New lyrics & music by Cledus T. Judd/Bruce Burch, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Foray Caretaker Music (BMI)
I need another size
Cause I'm someone who
Has eat too much for these size 32s
Gonna bust out the seams
Need another size
Ye-ea-ea-ea
Miss Patricia Earwood
You need another size
At least try some oh
Cause believe you me
You ain't skin and bones
Your britches way too small
To fit them Calvin Kleins
You need another size
Ye-ea-ea-ea
I need another size
Cause I'm afraid that I can't breathe
These skin tight starch new Wranglers
Look like they're painted on me
I need to jazzercise
But I'm way too lazy to
Cause every time I look my belly's proof
I need another size
Oh need another size
Cause folks stare at me
There in the buffet line
Where it's all you can eat
The scales don't lie
You lost the Phen Phen fight
Need another size
Ye-ea-ea-ea
And what they don't see
These pants are killing me
I need a trainer and a nurse my blood pressure's high
'Cause in another size
I can double up on sweets
They've got to make some Wranglers that will fit my physique
But they don't specialize
In pants the size of parachutes
So I guess I'll walk around in my birthday suit
Till they make another size
Need another size
We need another size
The lyrics to Cledus T. Judd's song "In Another Size" are a playful parody of the Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood duet "In Another's Eyes." The song follows two characters, one male and one female, who both need a larger pant size due to overeating and weight gain. The male character starts the song by admitting he needs a bigger size because he has eaten too much for his current size 32 pants. The female character, played by Patricia Earwood, then joins in by singing that she also needs a bigger size and that her current pants are way too small to fit her Calvin Kleins.
Throughout both verses, the characters poke fun at their own weight struggles, singing lines like "Gonna bust out the seams from too many fries" and "I need to jazzercise, but I'm way too lazy to." However, despite the comical tone of the song, it does touch on the issue of body image and feeling self-conscious about one's weight.
Overall, "In Another Size" is a lighthearted and amusing take on the classic country duet that offers some relatable observations about the difficulties of managing one's weight.
Line by Line Meaning
I need another size
The clothes I'm wearing are too small because I've gained weight and it's uncomfortable for me
Cause I'm someone who
I'm a person who likes to eat a lot
Has eat too much for these size 32s
I've eaten so much that I can't fit in my size 32 pants
Gonna bust out the seams
My clothes are so tight that the seams might rip
From too many fries
The reason I've gained weight is because I eat a lot of fries
Ye-ea-ea-ea
An expression of frustration
You need another size
Your pants are too small for you
At least try some oh
You should consider trying on a bigger size
Cause believe you me
Trust me on this
You ain't skin and bones
You're not extremely skinny
Your britches way too small
Your pants are too tight
To fit them Calvin Kleins
You can't fit in your Calvin Klein jeans
Miss Patricia Earwood
A way of addressing the person he's speaking to
Oh need another size
I really need a bigger size
Cause folks stare at me
People are looking at me because I stand out
There in the buffet line
Especially when I'm in the buffet line
Where it's all you can eat
A restaurant where you can eat unlimited amounts of food
The scales don't lie
If you step on a scale, it will tell you your real weight
You lost the Phen Phen fight
I've tried to lose weight using a drug called Phen Phen but it didn't work
And what they don't see
People don't realize that
These pants are killing me
My pants are so tight that they're uncomfortable and causing me pain
I need a trainer and a nurse my blood pressure's high
I need professional help to get healthy because my blood pressure is too high
'Cause in another size
If I were wearing bigger clothes
I can double up on sweets
I could eat more sugary foods
They've got to make some Wranglers that will fit my physique
There should be clothing brands that make clothes for people like me
But they don't specialize
Unfortunately, many clothes don't come in my size
In pants the size of parachutes
I'm looking for pants that are very large
So I guess I'll walk around in my birthday suit
If I can't find any clothes that fit me, I'll have to walk around naked
Till they make another size
Until clothes companies make bigger sizes for people like me
We need another size
This is a common problem for many people who need bigger clothes
Contributed by Peyton K. Suggest a correction in the comments below.