1. Co… Read Full Bio ↴There are multiple artists under the name of Creature Feature:
1. Comprised of the vicious vampiric vocalist Curtis RX and the ghoulishly fiendish organ master Erik X, the California native horror attraction Creature feature is set to take the underworld by storm. Creating a haunting mix of vintage horror visuals, old school beats, a carnival feel and a strangely rebellious approach to the modern ideals, the two monstrous musicians weave tales of the macabre, creating anthems for the horror minded and horror born alike. Tread carefully and enter their world cautiously, for once their talons are in they are a cancer you can't get out.
2. Another band with the same name that formed in the 90s and have released one album - Retrodemon 263 - and disappeared after its release.
Such Horrible Things
Creature Feature Lyrics
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Let me tell you a tale
Where justice does not prevail
About an ill-fated life
So very full of strife
Where two wrongs do not make a right
When I was born
I did surely scorn
My proud parent's name
Then their lives went down the drain
Drove them insane
My birth was a curse
I bit the nurse
Oh, but I love the worst
I deserve to be slowly submersed
Dried out then laid in a hearse
When I was two
I poured super glue
Into my fathers hair
As he sat unaware
In his arm chair
Much to his dismay
Had to cut it all away
Oh, but it felt great
I deserve to be cut and filleted
Then tossed about in disarray
Until the pieces melt away
I am not a bad man
Even though I do bad things
Very bad things
Such horrible things
But it's not quite what it seems
(Not quite what he seems)
Not quite what I seem
Aw, hell
It's exactly what it seems
When I was four
I'd wait by the door
With a knife in my hand
And a most devious plan
It would be quite grand
As the mail fell through the slot
The sharp edge he got
Oh, but I love the thought
I deserve to be tied in a knot
Broken bones and blood clots
When I was six
I used to trick
The next door neighbor's son
In the woods we would run
Time for fun
Hide-and-seek has a cost
He would be forever lost
Oh, but I love to scoff
I deserve to have my head lopped off
Hidden and covered in moss
Until this memory's forgot
I am not a bad man
Even though I do bad things
Very bad things
Such horrible things
But it's not quite what it seems
(Not quite what he seems)
Not quite what I seem
Aw, hell
It's exactly what it seems
When I was eight
I used to hate
The color of my house
So as quiet as a mouse
I burned it down
To the ground
When no one was around
Oh, but I love the sound
I deserve to be quickly put down
Rotting six feet underground
When I was ten
I used to pretend
To drown in the sea
'Til they'd come to rescue me
Then preceed
To laugh in their face
Such a disgrace
Oh, but I love the taste
I deserve to have my brains displaced
All over the fireplace
Until this life has been erased
I am not a bad man
Even though I do bad things
Very bad things
Such horrible things
But it's not quite what it seems
(Not quite what he seems)
Not quite what I seem
Aw, hell
It's exactly what it seems
When I was twelve
I used to delve
Into evil schemes
Just to elicit screams
Boost my self-esteem
Pushed my sister down a well
She just fell
Oh, but I love to dwell
I deserve to roast deep down in hell
Where no one can hear me yell
When I was fourteen
Nothing much happened
Well, there was that one time
I am not a bad man
Even though I do bad things
Very bad things
Such horrible things
But it's not quite what it seems
(Not quite what he seems)
Not quite what I seem
Aw, hell
It's exactly what it seems
When I was sixteen
Life was frightening
My brother was quite dull
So with laughter in my skull
Pushed him in a hole
Then buried him alive
He barely survived
Oh, but I love the cries
I deserve to be battered and fried
In an electric chair that's set on high
Now that I'm eighteen
I still hate things
From this padded cell I call my home
No friends, no phone
No life to call my own
Here I will lie
Until the very day I die
Until my blood begins to dry
And I return to the darkness from whence I came
So
I am not a bad man
Even though I do bad things
Very bad things
Such horrible things
But it's not quite what it seems
Not quite what I seem
Aw, hell
I'm exactly what I seem
The lyrics of Creature Feature's song "Such Horrible Things" tell a dark, twisted story of a man's life filled with wicked deeds, from his birth to his imprisonment in a padded cell. The singer describes himself as a cursed child who caused his parents to go insane and bit a nurse at birth. He underwent a series of progressively worse acts, from pouring super glue in his father's hair as a toddler to pushing his sister down a well as a pre-teen and burying his brother alive as a teenager.
While the singer insists that he is not a bad man, the lyrics suggest otherwise. He claims to love the worst aspects of his actions, and the repetition that he loves "the worst" and "to dwell" on his heinous deeds further emphasizes his malevolence. He ultimately accepts that he is exactly what he seems, an evil person imprisoned for his crimes.
The song reveals the psychological development of a sociopath, showcasing the disturbing evolution of his behavior from innocent mischief to increasingly dangerous, violent acts. The lyrics also highlight the importance of early intervention in preventing psychopathy, as the singer's spiral out of control could have been prevented with timely assistance.
Line by Line Meaning
Sit back now
Relax and listen
Let me tell you a tale
I will recount a story
Where justice does not prevail
This story is one where justice is not served
About an ill-fated life
The story is about a life plagued with misfortune
So very full of strife
This life is filled with great struggles
Where two wrongs do not make a right
Taking revenge only creates more harm
So
Therefore
When I was born
The story's protagonist was born
I did surely scorn
He rejected his parents and their values
My proud parent's name
He disrespected his family
Then their lives went down the drain
His family faced great misfortune
Drove them insane
Their hardship drove them to madness
My birth was a curse
He believes his birth was a misfortune
I bit the nurse
As a baby, he displayed violent tendencies
Oh, but I love the worst
He enjoys causing harm to others
I deserve to be slowly submersed
He feels he deserves punishment
Dried out then laid in a hearse
He believes he deserves death
When I was two
He committed harmful acts as a toddler
I poured super glue
He carried out malicious acts
Into my father's hair
He harmed his own family members
As he sat unaware
His father was not aware of his actions
In his arm chair
His father was relaxing in a chair
Much to his dismay
His father was extremely upset
Had to cut it all away
The super glue had to be removed by cutting his father's hair
Oh, but it felt great
The singer enjoyed carrying out destructive acts
I deserve to be cut and filleted
He believes he deserves punishment for his actions
Then tossed about in disarray
He should be thrown around unceremoniously
Until the pieces melt away
Eventually, he should cease to exist
I am not a bad man
He tries to justify his actions
Even though I do bad things
He admits to committing harmful acts
Very bad things
His actions are extreme
Such horrible things
He confesses to carrying out unspeakable acts
But it's not quite what it seems
He wants to convince himself that he is not entirely to blame
(Not quite what he seems)
He is deceiving himself
Not quite what I seem
He is not as good as he thinks he is
Aw, hell
He resigns himself to the truth
It's exactly what it seems
He admits that his actions define him
When I was four
He committed harmful acts as a young child
I'd wait by the door
He carried out malicious acts
With a knife in my hand
He had a weapon
And a most devious plan
He plotted nefarious deeds
It would be quite grand
He found pleasure in causing harm to others
As the mail fell through the slot
He would harm others who innocently passed by
The sharp edge he got
His weapon would inflict harm
Oh, but I love the thought
He enjoyed the idea of harming others
I deserve to be tied in a knot
He needs punishment for his actions
Broken bones and blood clots
His punishment should be severe
When I was six
He continued his harmful actions as a young child
I used to trick
He enjoyed deceiving others
The next door neighbor's son
He harmed other children
In the woods we would run
His harmful behavior extended beyond his home
Time for fun
He found causing harm to be entertaining
Hide-and-seek has a cost
His actions have consequences for others
He would be forever lost
He caused permanent harm to others
Oh, but I love to scoff
He enjoyed mocking others' suffering
I deserve to have my head lopped off
He deserves the most severe punishment
Hidden and covered in moss
His remains should be left to decay
Until this memory's forgot
The world is better off without him
When I was eight
He continued to carry out malicious acts as a child
I used to hate
He harbored negative feelings
The color of my house
He even took issue with his home's appearance
So as quiet as a mouse
He acted surreptitiously
I burned it down
He carried out a major act of destruction
To the ground
The house was completely destroyed
When no one was around
He acted when there were no witnesses
Oh, but I love the sound
He found pleasure in destruction
I deserve to be quickly put down
He believes he deserves punishment
Rotting six feet underground
He should be buried and forgotten
When I was ten
As a young child, he continued to carry out harmful acts
I used to pretend
He enjoyed creating a false scenario
To drown in the sea
He imagined himself drowning
'Til they'd come to rescue me
He enjoys the idea of others saving him
Then proceed
He would then act cruelly
To laugh in their face
He takes pleasure in others' disappointment
Such a disgrace
This behavior is unacceptable
Oh, but I love the taste
He finds satisfaction in causing harm
I deserve to have my brains displaced
He deserves punishment
All over the fireplace
He should be dispersed and forgotten
Until this life has been erased
He has caused enough harm in this life
When I was twelve
He continued to carry out harmful acts in his youth
I used to delve
He was curious about evil
Into evil schemes
He plotted and carried out wicked plans
Just to elicit screams
He wanted to cause terror
Boost my self-esteem
He found a twisted sense of confidence in causing harm
Pushed my sister down a well
He carried out a particularly heinous act
She just fell
He caused his sister's fall
Oh, but I love to dwell
He takes pleasure in the memory of his harmful actions
I deserve to roast deep down in hell
He believes he deserves punishment for his actions
Where no one can hear me yell
He should suffer in silence
When I was fourteen
As a teenager, his harmful behavior intensified
Nothing much happened
He did not carry out any particularly harmful acts
Well, there was that one time
He still caused some harm
When I was sixteen
He carried out a particularly horrific act
Life was frightening
He felt fear in his life
My brother was quite dull
He found his brother uninteresting
So with laughter in my skull
He enjoyed contemplating his harmful behavior
Pushed him in a hole
He carried out another heinous act
Then buried him alive
His act of cruelty was extreme
He barely survived
His brother was close to death
Oh, but I love the cries
He takes pleasure in causing harm to others
I deserve to be battered and fried
He should receive the most severe punishment possible
In an electric chair that's set on high
His punishment should be as violent as his behavior
Now that I'm eighteen
He has reached adulthood
I still hate things
His negative feelings have not gone away
From this padded cell I call my home
He is in a mental institution
No friends, no phone
He is completely alone
No life to call my own
He has nothing in life
Here I will lie
He will stay in his padded cell
Until the very day I die
He has no future outside that cell
Until my blood begins to dry
He will remain exactly where he is
And I return to the darkness from whence I came
He believes he comes from a place of darkness
I'm exactly what I seem
He is honest about who he is
Lyrics Β© KILLPHONIC
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@rockman0417
SiΓ©ntate ahora
DΓ©jame contarte un cuento
Donde la justicia no prevalece
Acerca de una vida malograda
Tan lleno de peleas
Donde dos errores no hacen un derecho
Asi que
Cuando nacΓ
Lo hice con toda seguridad
El nombre de mi padre orgulloso
Entonces sus vidas bajaron el dren
Los condujo locos
Mi nacimiento fue una maldiciΓ³n
Yo mordΓ a la enfermera
Oh, pero yo amo lo peor
Merezco ser sumergido lentamente
Secado, luego, colocado, Hearse
Cuando yo era dos
Me arrojΓ© el pegamento estupendo
En el cabello de mis padres
Como El Siente Inconsciente
En su silla de brazo
Mucho a su disgusto
TenΓa que cortar todo
Oh, pero se sentΓa genial
Merezco cortar y filetear
Luego lanzado sobre Disarray
Hasta que las piezas se derriten
No soy un mal hombre
Incluso aunque hago cosas malas
Cosas muy malas
Esas cosas horribles
Pero no es bastante lo que parece
(No bastante lo que parece)
No bastante lo que parezco
Oh diablo
Es exactamente lo que parece
Cuando tenia cuatro
EsperarΓa por la puerta
Con un cuchillo en mi mano
Y un plan mΓ‘s desviado
SerΓa bastante grande
Como el correo cayΓ³ a travΓ©s de la ranura
El borde afilado que Γ©l consiguiΓ³
Oh, pero amo el pensamiento
Merezco estar atado en un nudo
Huesos rotos y coΓ‘gulos de sangre
Cuando tenΓa seis aΓ±os
Yo hice truco
El vecino de los vecinos
En el bosque que correrΓamos
Hora de divertirse
Ocultar N Seek tiene un costo
Γl serΓa perdido para siempre
Oh, pero me encanta burlarse
Yo merezco tener mi cabeza arrancada
Ocultos Y Cubiertos En Musgo
Hasta que se olvide esta memoria
No soy un mal hombre
Incluso aunque hago cosas malas
Cosas muy malas
Esas cosas horribles
Pero no es bastante lo que parece
(No bastante lo que parece)
No bastante lo que parezco
Oh infierno
Es exactamente lo que parece
Cuando tenΓa ocho aΓ±os
SolΓa ββodiar
El color de mi casa
Tan tan absolutamente como un ratΓ³n
Lo quemΓ©
Al suelo
Cuando nadie estaba alrededor
Oh, pero me encanta el sonido
Yo merezco ser rΓ‘pidamente puesto abajo
Rotting Six-Feet Underground
Cuando tenia diez aΓ±os
Yo solΓa fingir
Ahogarse en el mar
Hasta que vengan a rescatarme
Entonces proceda
ReΓrse en su cara
Tal desgracia
Oh, pero me encanta el sabor
Yo merezco tener mis cerebros desplazados
Todo sobre la chimenea
Hasta que esta vida haya sido borrada
No soy un mal hombre
Incluso aunque hago cosas malas
Cosas muy malas
Esas cosas horribles
Pero no es bastante lo que parece
(No bastante lo que parece)
No bastante lo que parezco
Oh infierno
Es exactamente lo que parece
Cuando yo tenΓa doce aΓ±os
UsΓ© para ahogar
En esquemas malvados
Solo para provocar gritos
Aumentar mi autoestima
EmpujΓ³ a mi hermana abajo un pozo
Ella solo se cayΓ³
Oh, pero me encanta morir
Merezco asar en el fondo del infierno
Donde nadie puede oΓrme gritar
Cuando tenΓa catorce aΓ±os
No pasΓ³ mucho
Bien
Hubo una vez
No soy un mal hombre
Incluso aunque hago cosas malas
Cosas muy malas
Esas cosas horribles
Pero no es bastante lo que parece
(No bastante lo que parece)
No bastante lo que parezco
Oh infierno
Es exactamente lo que parece
Cuando tenΓa diecisΓ©is
La vida era aterradora
Mi hermano fue bastante aburrido
AsΓ que con la risa en mi crΓ‘neo
Lo empujΓ³ en un agujero
Entonces enterrado Γ©l vivo
El apenas sobrevivio
Oh, pero me encantan los gritos
Yo merezco ser golpeado y frito
En una silla elΓ©ctrica que estΓ‘ en lo alto
Ahora que tengo dieciocho
TodavΓa odio las cosas
De esta celda rellenada llamo mi hogar
No hay amigos, no hay telΓ©fono
No hay vida para llamar a mi propio
AquΓ voy a mentir
Hasta el mismo dΓa que muero
Hasta que mi sangre empiece a secarse
Y regreso a la oscuridad de donde vine
Asi que
No soy un mal hombre
Incluso aunque hago cosas malas
Cosas muy malas
Esas cosas horribles
Pero no es bastante lo que parece
No bastante lo que parezco
Oh infierno
Soy exactamente lo que parezco
(lo saque del traductor de google xd)
@MoonrunesNumbaWonton
"WHEN I WAS 14!!!
nothing much happened..."
still gets me to this day
@bloodmoonentertainment5362
but there was that one time! as we hear chaos in the background
@MoonrunesNumbaWonton
remembers 9-11 renactment
@bloodmoonentertainment5362
Facehoof
@apollyon772
"When I was 14... nothing much happened...
APART FROM THE FUCKING GENOCIDE I COMMITED."
@bigmanchili827
best lyric because its so true
@CBRN-115
I love the Creature Feature's theme. Kinda spooky, bit gory, and that halloween feeling. I don't know how to explain but I can tell it's awesome
@roxycauldwell544
μ μ§μ° Horror punk? it's an entire genre, extremely underrated
@killianglenney6128
@Roxy Cauldwell Gothic rock
@xMRxZEROx
I remember when I first discovered these guys back when this album was first released. My gawd. It was like finding a long lost rich Uncle who loved to give money away. And I still have not got sick of listening to this album. CF is an amazing and highly underrated band. PERFECT Halloween music.