Minor controversy erupted when the music video for the song "Hey Mister" was banned from MTV. The video follows a young woman as she frolicks on the beach, hangs out with the singer, and goes shopping. Despite the lack of sexually explicit visuals, the video was banned, the MTV Standards and Practices division felt that it was "pedophilic and offensive to women" (despite the fact that the actress was 22 at the time).
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Hey Mister
Custom Lyrics
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I'd like to eat her like ice cream
Maybe dip her in chocolate
Hey Mister on your way over
In your Volvo, suit, and tie
We'll be crawling in your bed soon
Messing around, maybe getting high
It's not what ya did
It's not what ya didn't
God gave her a perfect body
And now I'm all up in it
It's not she's a tramp
It's not she's not pure
She just likes getting her fuck on
And it's a good one for that I'm sure
Hey Mister I really like your daughter
When I'm horny like thirsty
She's a bottle of water
Hey Mister how'd it get so bad
You raised her so well
And now she's calling me dad
In the back seat naked of a new Volkswagen
The perfect little gift for high school graduation
It's not what ya did
It's not what ya didn't
God gave her a perfect body
And now I'm all up in it
It's not she's a tramp
It's not she's not pure
She just likes getting her fuck on
And it's a good one of that I'm sure
Nana na nana na
Nana na nana na
Nana na nana na
Ha hahaha ha ha haha
I eat all the food in your fridge
Call my friends around the world
Rack up your long distance do
Breakstands neutral drops
Wreck all your cars
Drink all the booze in your cheesy ass wet bar
Order stuff on your credit cards
Leave boogers in the skippy jar
Smoke your cigars
Answer the phone tell your boss you moved to mars
When you call in late from work tell your wife
You're at the titty bars
It's not what ya did
It's not what ya didn't
God gave her a perfect body
And now I'm all up in it
It's not she's a tramp
It's not she's not pure
She just likes getting her fuck on
And it's a good of that I'm sure
I can't lie I have to tell the truth
My commandments says I'm a total spoof
Your daughter's a freak
Your daughter's a pro
When I'm done with her
She'll do one of your bros
I hope I'll never have a daughter
I hope I'll never have a daughter
I hope I'll never have a daughter
I hope I'll never have a daughter
Nana na nana na
Nana na nana na
Nana na nana na
Nana na nana na
The song "Hey Mister" by Custom is a controversial and provocative piece of music that explores a taboo topic - the sexual desire of a young man for someone's daughter. The lyrics describe the singer's attraction and craving for this girl, comparing her to ice cream and water, indicating his desire to consume her completely. The song also portrays the character of the girl as promiscuous and willing to engage in sexual activities freely. The singer does not hesitate to mock the girl's father, insulting his possessions, breaking his rules, and even sleeping with his daughter in his bed.
The lyrics of this song are intentionally controversial, and the author uses satire to critique the hypocrisy and absurdity of some societal norms. The song's message is not meant to be taken literally but as a critique of the double standards and sexual repression in society. From one perspective, the song exposes the hypocritical nature of many parents who try to shelter their daughters from sexual activities while silently condoning it for their sons.
Despite the controversial lyrics, the song was a commercial success and gained a cult following. It topped the Modern Rock Tracks chart and reached number 32 on the Billboard Hot 100. It was also featured in several movies and TV shows. However, the song also attracted criticism from some quarters for promoting objectification, crass lyrics, and misogyny. The song's music video was banned from several channels, and people even protested against it in some cities.
Line by Line Meaning
Hey Mister I really like your daughter
I am sexually attracted to your daughter and desire to have sexual relations with her.
I'd like to eat her like ice cream
I would like to engage in oral sex with your daughter.
Maybe dip her in chocolate
I would like to engage in sexual acts involving chocolate with your daughter.
Hey Mister on your way over
As you are on your way to visit, I am preparing to engage in sexual acts with your daughter.
In your Volvo, suit, and tie
I am aware of your wealthy and professional lifestyle.
We'll be crawling in your bed soon
Your daughter and I will be engaging in sexual activity in your bed.
Messing around, maybe getting high
We will also be using drugs to enhance our sexual experience.
It's not what ya did
Your daughter's sexual behavior is not a reflection of your parenting.
It's not what ya didn't
Your daughter's promiscuity is not a result of any lack of action on your part.
God gave her a perfect body
Your daughter's physical appearance is very attractive to me.
And now I'm all up in it
I am currently engaging in sexual activity with your daughter.
It's not she's a tramp
Your daughter is not promiscuous; she simply enjoys sex.
It's not she's not pure
Your daughter's sexual behavior does not indicate any lack of chastity or morality.
She just likes getting her fuck on
Your daughter enjoys engaging in sexual activity.
And it's a good one for that I'm sure
The sex with your daughter is very enjoyable for me.
Hey Mister how'd it get so bad
Your daughter's sexual behavior has gotten out of control.
You raised her so well
Despite your good parenting, your daughter has still become sexually promiscuous.
And now she's calling me dad
Your daughter is referring to me as a paternal figure after engaging in sexual activity with me.
In the back seat naked of a new Volkswagen
We engaged in sexual activity in the back seat of a new Volkswagen car.
The perfect little gift for high school graduation
Engaging in sexual activity with your daughter is a great way to celebrate her high school graduation.
Nana na nana na
Nonverbal expression or filler lyrics.
I eat all the food in your fridge
I am a disrespectful guest and will eat all your food without regard.
Call my friends around the world
I will use your phone to call my friends all around the world.
Rack up your long distance do
I will make expensive long distance phone calls on your phone and leave you with the bill.
Breakstands neutral drops
I will use your car to perform dangerous driving maneuvers.
Wreck all your cars
I will destroy all your cars.
Drink all the booze in your cheesy ass wet bar
I will drink all the alcohol in your low-quality bar.
Order stuff on your credit cards
I will use your credit cards to order things without your permission and leave you with the bill.
Leave boogers in the skippy jar
I will behave disgustingly and leave nasal mucus in your peanut butter jar.
Smoke your cigars
I will smoke your cigars without permission.
Answer the phone tell your boss you moved to mars
I will pretend to be you and give ridiculous responses to important phone calls.
When you call in late from work tell your wife
I will lie to your wife and tell her that you are at the strip club.
You're at the titty bars
I will tell your wife that you are at a strip club when you are actually at work.
My commandments says I'm a total spoof
I am aware that my behavior is in direct contradiction with religious commandments.
Your daughter's a freak
Your daughter engages in unconventional sexual activity.
Your daughter's a pro
Your daughter is highly skilled at engaging in sexual activity.
When I'm done with her
After I am finished engaging in sexual activity with your daughter.
She'll do one of your bros
Your daughter will engage in sexual activity with one of your male friends or family members after she is finished with me.
I hope I'll never have a daughter
I do not want to have a daughter and potentially subject her to the same behavior as your daughter.
Lyrics © THE BICYCLE MUSIC COMPANY
Written by: Duane Eric Lavold
Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
Joe
I spent almost 6 months trying to remember this song but could only remember that it came out in the mid 2000s and I listened to it in college, but no words or melody or anything.
Found an old stack of unlabeled mixed CDs from back then and played through them hoping I'd hear something and suddenly remember. About 30 CDs in I finally found it!
Austin Grace
Holy crap. This song popped in my head and there are not many videos here on youtube. I heard this on Orock 1059 in Orlando in 2002. takes me back to 8th and 9th grade. Thanks for posting. No one plays it. Shows just how underground this really is.
Stephanie LeAnne
Yeah because of the cringe lyrics lol
LS ‘n stuff
Used to love this song.... got a daughter now. Lol
Aint1S
I used to think about the same outcome... The irony is very real
Fritz Dymond
I am never having kids XD
Jonathan Noel
LS ‘n stuff: :-0
Ursa Major
😂😂😂 same here, karma
NatNaranjo
OMG! I know, right. I have a daughter too... I'm a girl but loved this song.
Andrea Lee
I have been looking for this! I use to be an exotic dancer and this was one of the songs I loved to dance to. Perfect for a strip club 😂