Captain Crunch
Czarface Lyrics

Eatin' Captain Crunch for lunch
Having a meal consisting of Captain Crunch cereal.

Don't get your panties in a bunch
Don't get upset or anxious about something.

Shorty passed out, we coulda put the whammy in the punch
Someone passed out and they could have added something to the punch to blame for it.

Had he a hunch, he could get set up like one Cosby
If someone had a suspicion of a conspiracy, they could end up being set up like Bill Cosby was accused of doing.

Slidin' off of three snowflakes like John Bosley
Being able to move with grace, in a similar way to how John Bosley moved in the TV show Charlie's Angels.

Remember Charlie's Angels?
A reference to the TV show Charlie's Angels.

They had to make some changes
The show had changes made to it over the years that it ran.

Three broads with burners, exchange could get dangerous
Three women with guns could be a dangerous exchange.

Dude you never see will forever remain nameless
Someone who is not well-known will remain anonymous forever.

Two of them things black, the last one's stainless
Two guns are black, while the last one is silver (stainless steel).

Don't deal with the devil on a deep level
Avoid interacting with the devil in a significant way.

He see metal and sound off like a tea kettle
The devil reacts negatively to seeing metal in the same way a tea kettle makes a loud sound when boiling.

Blow a spot up lovely
To cause an explosion at a location.

With no reference to skin color, God don't like ugly
God doesn't like people who behave hatefully, without regard for their physical appearance (skin color).

Wise man once said not to showboat
A wise person advised against showing off.

And treat the yacht the same way as a rowboat
Treat high-end items (like a yacht) with the same care as you would treat low-end items (like a rowboat).

Snakes'll hang theyself with they own rope
People who behave deceitfully will end up being punished by their own actions.

And watch a jewel transform to a known quote
Be aware that anything can become common knowledge, even something rare or valuable.

It's Mary poppin' y'all, shout to Michael Rooker
A reference to Mary Poppins, and a shoutout to the actor Michael Rooker.

You with a mic is like a eunuch with a hooker
Someone who is bad at rapping is compared to a eunuch who wouldn't be capable of having sex with a prostitute.

Pressure (pressure pressure) cooker
A lot of pressure and tension in a situation, similar to a pressure cooker building up steam.

My confusion's organize
Despite feeling confused, he is keeping things organized.

I'm the lord of light
He is in control and powerful, like a lord.

Yandu with an arrow's like Eso with a gorgeous mic
Yandu's skill with an arrow is compared to Eso's skill with a microphone.

Flow holy no gospel trap writin' like
The style of his flow is high-quality and impressive.

Michael Crichton put the rap in Velocirap-tor
A reference to the author Michael Crichton and his book / movie Jurassic Park, where the rap in Velociraptor refers to clever wordplay.

Or I hit you like a trap-door
He will hit someone with force, like a trapdoor closing.

When it rains it pours
Difficulties tend to come in groups, like rain pouring down.

No mental strains, but I stick out like Kurt Angle's temple veins
Despite feeling no mental strain, he stands out like the bulging veins on the wrestler Kurt Angle's temples.

You got an empty brain
Someone is lacking intelligence or thoughtfulness.

Enter in my lane, it takes balls like a gender change
It takes courage to challenge him, like it takes courage to undergo a gender change.

People talkin' out they ass
People are speaking without thinking carefully or honestly.

Check for the double-cross like 2Chainz at Sunday mass
Be cautious, like how the rapper 2Chainz would be checking for deceit at a religious gathering.

Hit you with the belly to belly, the suplex
To hit someone with a wrestling move that involves grabbing them around the waist and lifting them off the ground.

On the roof of the duplex
This action is taking place on the roof of a two-story building with separate living spaces on each level.

Willin' to group sex with Steely Dan
He is willing to engage in group sex with the band Steely Dan.

Groot, fuckin' baby Groot
A reference to the character Groot from Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy, specifically the baby version of the character.

The ghost of Dave Brubeck
A reference to the jazz pianist Dave Brubeck who passed away in 2012.

Alex Trebek, and Boba Fett
References to the Jeopardy! host Alex Trebek and the Star Wars character Boba Fett.

Who's next?
Who will be the next to face him or challenge him?

They can't handle the pressure
Others can't handle the amount of pressure he brings.

Tryn'a handle Inspectah
Attempting to handle the rapper Inspectah Deck.

'Cause I eat 'em up faster than Hannibal Lecter
He is able to handle challenges with ease, devouring them faster than Hannibal Lecter would a human.

Couldn't plan it no better
Things couldn't have gone more smoothly or gone according to plan.

Try me, you know better
It would be unwise to try and test him.

I will fuck money up, Spike Lee and Mo' Better
He can make money or finances go awry, like the movie Mo' Better Blues directed by Spike Lee.

Choose your battles more wisely
Pick your fights more carefully or thoughtfully.

I wouldn't suggest you provoke
It's not recommended to antagonize or provoke him.

I stunt your growth like cigarette smoke
He can stunt someone's growth, in the same way that cigarette smoke can harm a person's health.

I'm talking effortless flow
His skills and abilities are effortless and come naturally.

I tell the truth, the whole truth
He speaks honestly and fully.

So let the record show
Let it be known and documented for the record.

I went from corner to corner
He has been to many different places, from one corner of an area to another.

Took it block to block
He has covered much ground, moving through various neighborhoods or areas (blocks).

Came from under the rock
He came from humble beginnings, like someone living underneath a rock.

Plus bottom to top
He has had to work his way up from the bottom to reach a higher status or position.

It's like New York City cab style
He is moving forward quickly, like how a taxi navigates through the busy streets of New York City.

Picture me stopped
It's hard to imagine him being stopped or slowed down.

They gon' catch it like a fish when it officially drop
People will receive his music with eagerness and excitement, like catching a fish after casting into the water.

Just pre-order the slaughter
Anticipate the release of his work, which will be a slaughter or complete domination.

When you give it a listen
After listening to his work.

There'll be so many bars
There will be a lot of noteworthy lines or verses in his songs.

We'll give you visions of prisons
He will paint vivid pictures or tell stories that will make people feel like they're in prison or suffering in some way.

So many haters among 'em
There are a lot of people who dislike him or his work among the crowd.

Though I never surrender
He never gives up or backs down.

I'm like Jeremy Renner
He's like the actor Jeremy Renner, who often plays skilled and determined characters.

Silent weapon, Avenger
He can be quiet and subtle, but still carry out his mission or take revenge when necessary.

They call him CZARFACE
A reference to the artist (Czarface) of the album.

And man's worst enemy
Czarface is considered by some to be humanity's greatest threat.

The chrome bearer
Someone who carries a chrome weapon or tool.

Make sure your hoodie is on, and your boots laced
Preparing for something, possibly a confrontation or battle.

This adventure will keep you at the edge of your seat
The experience will be thrilling and engaging, keeping people interested and paying attention.

Czarface, the baddest one man army to hit town
Czarface is one of the most unstoppable and powerful individuals in the town or city.

Always where the action is
He is always involved in or near the action of a situation.

CZARFACE
A reference to the album and protagonist of the same name.

Rated R, Under 17 not permitted without parental supervision
This album is rated R, meaning that children under 17 should not listen to it without adult supervision.