Hoosh Hoosh
Dance Club Massacre Lyrics

We've got the bags, the beers and the babes.
We have brought along our necessary things such as bags, beers and attractive women for this gathering.

Soaking grilled meat in the summer air breeze.
We are grilling meat outside and enjoying the pleasant summer weather.

Hoosh hoosh we all boogey on down hoosh the beers on ice.
We are all dancing energetically while our cold beers are nearby, waiting to be enjoyed.

Here she comes, in a two piece suit.
A woman is approaching us wearing a swimsuit with only two pieces.

The kinda girl you tip your shades down for a better view.
The woman is so attractive that one would move their sunglasses down for a better look.

Play it cool, do a cannonball or a moonsault into the water.
We should remain calm and enjoy ourselves by jumping into the water with a fun move like a cannonball or a moonsault.

No worries, Snoops on the boom box.
We have no reason to be worried because Snoop Dogg's songs are playing on the boom box.

I'm a sole survivor señorita, I'm the crème de la crème.
I am the best of the best and I am a survivor, señorita.

I've got the goods and I can plainly see you do too.
I have impressive belongings and I can tell that you do as well.

I have some hip hop songs memorized an ice cool beverage, I'm cool.
I know some hip hop songs and I am cool while drinking a cold beverage.

It's always cool in the summertime.
The summertime is always a cool and enjoyable season.

Brewskies in the coozies.
Our beers are being kept in insulated holders.

Bags on board, but who's keeping score?
We have our belongings with us but we don't need to keep track of everything.

The sun has died, so let's torch the sky now.
The sun has set, so we should light up the sky with fire.

The deuce is loose in the place to be always the place to be.
We are having a great time and the atmosphere is enjoyable and exciting.

Receive, process, and destroy. Touch 'em and get 'em.
We should take in our surroundings, analyze them, and make the most of our experience.

Hoosh hoosh.
We are having a great time and letting out a celebratory shout.

Old style all the while.
We are staying true to our classic and traditional style throughout the night.

Hoosh hoosh, we all fall down.
We are having so much fun that we may become exhausted and fall down.

Hoosh hoosh, the beers on ice.
We are still enjoying ourselves and our drinks are still cold and refreshing.