The Woody Woodpecker Song
Danny Kaye & The Andrews Sisters Lyrics

Ho-ho-ho ho ho! Ho-ho-ho ho ho!
The joyful sound of Woody Woodpecker's song

Oh, that's the Woody Woodpecker song
The song being referred to is Woody Woodpecker's signature song

He pecks a few holes in a tree to see If a redwood's really red And it's nothing to him, on the tiniest whim To peck a few holes in your head
Woody's curiosity drives him to peck holes on trees to validate their color; he has no qualms to harm others by pecking their heads as well.

Yeah, he's a-peckin' it all day long
Woody Woodpecker is busy doing what he does best - pecking

Makes the other woodpeckers swoon Though it doesn't make sense to the dull and the dense And the lady woodpeckers long for
Woody's song takes the hearts of other woodpeckers except for those who cannot appreciate music and female woodpeckers are enamored by it

Woody Woodpecker's serenade On the woodpecker hit parade
Woody Woodpecker's song is a popular tune among woodpeckers

Though he can't sing a note, there's a frog in his throat All his top notes come out blurred He's the ladies' first choice, with a laugh in his voice He gives all his rivals the bird
Although Woody cannot sing, his unique voice with a grunting sound is attractive to female woodpeckers, and he always outplays any competition

He'll be settlin' down some day He'll be hearin' the preacher say For the rest of your life you'll be Woody and wife And the choir will sing along with
Woody will eventually marry and hear the priest's words during his wedding ceremony, and the choir will honor him by singing his famous song.

Ho-ho-ho ho ho! Ho-ho-ho ho ho!
The brash laughter of the Woodpecker continues, even as he enjoys his final matrimony