The Thing
Phil Harris Lyrics


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While I was walkin' down the beach one bright and sunny day
I saw a great big wooden box a-floatin' in the bay
I pulled it in and opened it up and much to my surprise
Ooh, I discovered a, right before my eyes
Ooh, I discovered a, right before my eyes

I picked it up and ran to town as happy as a king
I took it to a guy I knew who'd buy most anything
But this is what he hollered at me as I walked in his shop
"Ooh, get out of here with that, before I call a cop"
"Ooh, get out of here with that, before I call a cop"

I turned around and got right out, a-runnin' for my life
And then I took it home with me to give it to my wife
But this is what she hollered at me as I walked in the door
"Ooh, get out of here with that, and don't come back no more"
"Ooh, get out of here with that, and don't come back no more"

I wandered all around the town until I chanced a meet
A hobo who was lookin' for a handout on the street
He said he'd take most any old thing, he was a desperate man
But when I showed him the, he turned around and ran
Oh, when I showed him the, he turned around and ran

I wandered on for many years, a victim of my fate
Until one day I came upon St. Peter at the gate
And when I tried to take it inside he told me where to go
Get out of here with that, and take it down below
Oh, get out of here with that, and take it down below

The moral of this story is, if you're out on the beach
And you should see a great big box, and it's within your reach
Don't ever stop and open it up, that's my advice to you




'Cause you'll never get rid of the, no matter what you do
Oh, you'll never get rid of the, no matter what you do

Overall Meaning

The song "The Thing" by Phil Harris is a whimsical cautionary tale about the dangers of curiosity and the consequences of one's actions. The singer describes stumbling upon a mysterious and intriguing wooden box in the ocean, which he opens only to discover a strange and unwanted object inside. The lyrics describe the singer's attempts to get rid of the object, only to face rejection and scorn from those around him, culminating in a final confrontation with St. Peter at the gates of heaven. The moral of the story is clear: beware of the unknown, and be prepared to face the consequences of your actions.


On a deeper level, the lyrics can be seen as a commentary on the human tendency towards greed and desire. The singer's initial excitement at finding the box and his eagerness to profit from it lead him down a path of misfortune and misery. The rejection he faces from others represents the consequences of his selfishness and lack of consideration for others. Ultimately, the object that he coveted represents the empty and unfulfilling nature of our material desires.


Overall, "The Thing" is a lighthearted and catchy tune with a deeper message to impart. Its humorous lyrics and upbeat melody have made it a classic and enduring song for generations.


Line by Line Meaning

While I was walking down the beach one bright and sunny day
I was walking down the beach when I saw something unusual.


I saw a great big wooden box a-floating in the bay
I came across a floating wooden box in the bay.


I pulled it in and opened it up and much to my surprise
I pulled it out of the water and opened it to see what's inside.


Ooh, I discovered a, right before my eyes
I was shocked to find something unexpected.


I picked it up and ran to town as happy as a king
I was overjoyed and carried the box to a man in town who would buy it.


I took it to a guy I knew who'd buy most anything
I took the box to someone who would buy anything.


But this is what he hollered at me as I walked in his shop
But the buyer shouted at me when he saw the box.


"Ooh, get out of here with that, before I call a cop"
"Take the box out of here before I call the police."


I turned around and got right out, a-runnin' for my life
I got scared and ran out.


And then I took it home with me to give it to my wife
I took the box home to give it to my wife.


But this is what she hollered at me as I walked in the door
But my wife shouted at me as soon as I walked in with the box.


"Ooh, get out of here with that, and don't come back no more"
"Take the box with you and never come back."


I wandered all around the town until I chanced a meet
I wandered around town until I met someone.


A hobo who was lookin' for a handout on the street
I met a beggar on the street who was asking for food.


He said he'd take most any old thing, he was a desperate man
He told me he was desperate and would take anything.


But when I showed him the, he turned around and ran
But when I showed him the box, he ran away in fear.


I wandered on for many years, a victim of my fate
I wandered for years with the box, which brought me bad luck.


Until one day I came upon St. Peter at the gate
One day I met St. Peter at the gate of heaven.


And when I tried to take it inside he told me where to go
I tried to bring the box into heaven, but St. Peter wouldn't let me.


Get out of here with that, and take it down below
"Take the box with you to hell."


The moral of this story is, if you're out on the beach
The lesson here is, if you're on the beach.


And you should see a great big box, and it's within your reach
And you see a big box that you can open.


Don't ever stop and open it up, that's my advice to you
Don't open it, I advise you.


'Cause you'll never get rid of the, no matter what you do
Once you open it, you'll never get rid of what's inside.




Lyrics © Kanjian Music, Downtown Music Publishing
Written by: Charles Grean

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@Zeplin02

Im only 21, but I grew up listening to the phill harris/alice faye show every single night to help me fall asleep. My grandfather was raised in the golden age of radio, then played shows for my father in the 60's who then passed on the love for old radio programs to me. Falling in love with the voice of phil harris, the humor of the jack benny program, the dramma of dragnet. Phils music and voice will always put a smile on my face and remind me of childhood and family. I never met my grandfather, if he were alive hed be 108, but I feel closer to him through the radio ❤

@SlapthePissouttayew

I want this played at my funeral.

@Zoras88

there better be a second speaker playing the knocks from within the casket

@rudysworld182

Haha omg this gives me an idea! Thanks 😊

@kimsullivan5576

Lolol! 😄

@frankenz66

Closed casket? 😂😂😂😂

@thebammer5166

This song never gets old!!!!!

@TVFREAKMAN

Right because as the years go by this thing becomes more and more horrible!

@koryshapelow1689

Funny think is my grandpa always sang the first verse to us kids and changed the rest I never knew it was a real song 😂😂😂

@lindaloverro2464

I love it

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