Bitch I'm Sexy
Dark Lotus Lyrics

Bitch...(bitch)...Do you want me?...(do you want me?)
Addressing someone (likely a woman) in a demeaning manner, asking if they desire the singer.

'Cause I'm famous...(I'm famous)...is that right?...(thats right)
Implying that the singer's fame is a reason why someone may be attracted to them.

Sexy(echos)
Repeating the word 'sexy' for emphasis.

What(echos)
Repeating the word 'what' for emphasis.

Get T-bagged!
A reference to dipping one's testicles into another person's open mouth as a form of sexual humiliation.

On your face!
Implying that semen will be ejaculated onto the listener's face.

BITCH(Laughs)
Another instance of the singer using the word 'bitch' in a demeaning way, followed by laughter.

Bitch I'm the sexiest killer you know
The artist believes they are very attractive, despite being a killer.

Come equiped with an axe and some love handles
The artist's so-called love handles (excess body fat) are meant to be sexually attractive, perhaps in a perverse and alarming way.

Vampire out the water, straight to land
Using supernatural imagery to convey the artist's power and speed in sexual situations.

Can a killer that you know fuck you better than I can?
Asking whether the listener has had sex with a killer who was better in bed than the singer.

If you say that they could bitch, yous a lie
Asserting that the artist is the best sexual partner the listener will ever have, regardless of any potential claims made to the contrary.

You must have never had a Juggalo between ya thighs
The singer is suggesting that the listener has never had sex with a fan of their music (a Juggalo) and is therefore missing out.

Didn't like the fat kid that was cuttin' your lawn
Referencing a person the listener may have previously ridiculed or dismissed, while asserting the singer is more desirable than that person.

Now your givin' hand shots for your favorite song
Imploring the listener to engage in sexual activity with the singer while listening to their music.

So bitch you think I'm sexy
Repeating the question from earlier in the song, with the artist exuding confidence the answer is 'yes'.

And you want my willy
The artist is asserting their desirability and sexual prowess, suggesting the listener wants to have sex with them.

Then you best expect me to slap you in your fuckin' mouth
Though the singer plays with sexual and aggressive language, they may be suggesting that listeners are not entitled to their bodies or time without striking back.

Oh thats right bitch, you like killers in disguise
During sex, the singer is impersonating a killer or element of the macabre, something the listener may find sexually stimulating.

Sure I'll fuck, but don't expect to leave alive
Incorporating dark humor, the artist is suggesting that the sexual encounter might be so intense or satisfying that the listener may not be able to move afterwards.

I'll make sweet love to the neden of a Juggalette
The artist is asserting their sexual attraction towards fans of their music.

A fake bitch out for props gets her neck wet
The artist is challenging the authenticity of some women who are drawn to them and suggests that they would not be satisfied in a sexual relationship anyway.

Baby am I sexy?
Repeating another question from earlier in the song.

Tell me am I sexy?
Asserting the artist's desire for validation of their attractiveness, suggesting they do not get it often.

What up young bitch? I know you like dick
Addressing someone in a vulgar way by asserting that they are young and exclusively like men.

So drop to your knees, and tell me what you think
Directly asking for a sexual favor or evaluating the singer's body.

As my dick slides up in and out your face
Describing a sexual act in which the singer's penis is being inserted into the listener's mouth.

11 years dead funk, bitch how it taste?
Referencing their extended time in the music industry while conveying their confidence in their success and accomplishments.

Lay your ass down and close your eyes
Commanding the listener to get into a submissive, sexual position.

Imagine dead dick, between your thighs
Encouraging the listener to picture the singer's genitals in the context of a sexual encounter.

Can't nobody do it quite like this
Asserting the singer's uniqueness and unrivaled appeal in the bedroom.

I'm on a hunt for the freak nasty, bitch, from head to toe
Asserting an interest in particularly extreme or unconventional sexual activity and looking for a partner who will engage with them in that way.

I think you are, I have all of your albums, I went and bought'em yesterday, but I'm definitely, a Juffalo, I would do...I would do like anything in the world, just to be with you, only you, its because of who you are.
Contained within an interlude, someone expresses interest and admiration for the artist, revealing that they own all of their music and are willing to go to great lengths to be with them in a sexual capacity.

Bitch aint I sexy?
Another instance of the artist asking if people think they are attractive, using vulgar language to assert their confidence.

Wanna take a ride in my Lexy? (yea)
Referencing a luxurious car (a Lexus) as a way to further convey the singer's wealth and magnify their sexual appeal.

I never got neden, before I was famous
This line suggests that the artist did not get regular access to women sexually until their music career began to grow.

Bounce, or get my foot in your anus
Suggesting that if the listener does not want to have sex with the singer, they will be unwillingly penetrated.

You don't get to choose us and take your pick
The singer acknowledges their status as celebrities, potentially implying that they are selective about who they choose to have sex with.

You'll be lucky if you get to suck Sqeeky dick!
A vulgar statement suggesting that the listener should be grateful for even the slightest opportunity to engage sexually with the singer's friend.

Take off my shirt
A request to remove clothing during a sexual act.

Whats that all on my back? dirt!
The artist playfully responds to the question of what is on their back (suggesting that the activity they were engaged in was dirty or potentially dangerous).

Don down & dirty by the Violent J
Referencing a song by another member of the group, possibly to keep the song cohesive.

And the motherfuckin' Lotus Pod, be the hideaway
Describing the Lotus Pod as a secret, potentially sexual location.

Bitch, show a Juggalette respect
Asserting that the artist's female fans should be respected and not objectified in a sexual way without their consent.

You don't wanna tussle wit' a down ninjette
Reinforcing the idea that female fans should be respected and warning that anyone who attempts otherwise will face violent opposition from members of the group.

Life aint nothing but bitches and money
A cynical statement suggesting that life is only about having sex and making money.

And I aint got either one, so get the fuck on... bitch...
The singer is acknowledging a lack of success in both money and sexual relationships, potentially making the song seem self-deprecating for having focused so much on the topic.

That's right... I'm sick of this bullshit... cause thats what it is... bullllshit bitch...
Using anger as a comedic device, the artist denounces everything they have just said, possibly as a way to distance themselves from harsh criticism concerning the explicit content of the song.

You better suck my dick 'til my balls get wet...
Using vulgar language to assert the singer's dominance and sexual expectations.

Aiyyo Marz? (whats up?)
A quick interjection, potentially to give Marz a chance to speak or respond to the conversation in some way.

Man how the fuck you play these wanna-be Juggalettes?
Marz expresses interest in how the singer is able to maintain sexual relationships with fans of their music, despite the difficult nature of managing those types of relationships.

Shit, I whip out my dick, and spit on you bitch
Using shock value imagery to describe a sexual act in which the artist is being dominant or humiliating the listener.

Piss on your tits, and shit in your sink
Furthering the crude, gross imagery and potentially using it to convey power in the relationship.

So whussup slut? Now I'm ready to fuck
Using derogatory language to address the listener before declaring a readiness to engage in sex.

Up in that ass or the cunt while the Lotus shit bump.
Describing various sexual activities while asserting that the singer's music is a necessary part of the atmosphere.