human
Darwin Deez Lyrics

Are you sick of not existing?
Are you tired of feeling like you don't matter or don't have a place in the world?

Does your halo just not flatter your face?
Do you feel like you're supposed to be good or perfect, but you just can't measure up?

Feel brand new in just three easy payments
You can reinvent yourself or change your life, but it might take some time and effort.

Try it free
You can experiment with different identities or lifestyles without fully committing to them.

What it’s like to be
What does it mean to exist or to be alive?

But wait there’s more!
There's always the promise of something better or more exciting out there.

The sky is not the limit
There are endless possibilities and opportunities in life.

The body you have always wanted
You can change or improve your physical appearance to feel better about yourself.

Let us put you in it
There are people or companies who will help you change yourself or your body.

Bad karma? No karma? You too can get a life
Regardless of your circumstances or past mistakes, you can still create a new life for yourself.

And it’s all for the low, low price of
Many things in life are marketed as being easy or inexpensive, but they often come with hidden costs or consequences.

No returns and no exchanges
You have to live with the choices you make and the path you choose.

And of course at first you won’t know what your fucking name is
It's normal to feel lost or confused when starting a new phase in life or taking on a new identity.

Void where prohibited or if your lover leaves
There are certain rules or limits to what you can do or achieve in life, and sometimes you lose things that are important to you.

Putrefaction guaranteed
Life inevitably involves decay or decline, whether it's physical or emotional.

Just call the number on your screen, (800)
There are people or services available to help you change your life, but you need to seek them out and take the initiative.

[Chorus]
Repeats the earlier lines about what it's like to be human and alive.

On earth as it is in heaven
There's a connection or similarity between the physical world and the spiritual realm or afterlife.

Condemned to be free
As humans, we have the capacity to make choices and shape our own lives, but this also means we bear the responsibility for our actions.

And yes, even angels fall for legalese
Even beings like angels or spiritual guides can become trapped or confused by the legal or societal constructs we create.

So lead us not into late night TV
Don't let yourself become distracted or numbed by meaningless entertainment, but instead stay focused on your goals or dreams.

But deliver us, no CODs,
Help us achieve our desires or make the changes we want, without hidden costs or strings attached.

’Cause all anybody knows
No one has all the answers or knows exactly what to do in every situation.

Is how the jingle goes
We're constantly bombarded by messages or marketing that promise happiness or fulfillment, but often fall short of reality.