Too Drunk To Fuck
Dead Kennedys Lyrics

Went to a party
The singer attended a party

I danced all night
The singer danced for an extended period of time during the party

I drank sixteen beers
The singer consumed a significant amount of alcohol (16 beers)

And I started up a fight
The artist got into a physical altercation with someone at the party

But now I am jaded
The artist is now cynical or disillusioned

You're out of luck
The person the singer is addressing (potentially their partner) is unlucky in some way

I'm rolling down the stairs
The singer is physically falling down a flight of stairs

Too drunk to fuck
The artist is too intoxicated to engage in sexual activity

I'm too drunk to fuck
Repeating the previous line for emphasis

You're too drunk to fuck
The person the artist is addressing is also too intoxicated to engage in sexual activity

Too drunk, to fuck
Repeating the previous two lines for emphasis

I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
Repeating again for added emphasis

To fuck
The singer is still too drunk to have sex

I like your stories
The singer enjoys the stories of the person they are addressing

I love your gun
The singer is fond of the person's weapon

Shooting out truck tires
The person the artist likes is shooting the tires of a truck

Sounds like loads and loads of fun
The artist thinks it sounds like a lot of fun

But in my room
The singer is now in their room

Wish you were dead
The singer wishes the person they were previously addressing was dead

You bawl like a baby
The person the artist was addressing is crying like a baby

In Eraserhead
The crying reminds the artist of a movie called Eraserhead

It's all I need right now
Being too drunk to have sex is currently all the artist needs

I'm sick soft gooey and cold
The singer feels unwell, described as being soft, gooey, and cold

I'm about to drop
The artist is close to passing out

My head's a mess
The singer's thoughts are jumbled or chaotic

The only salvation is
The only potential relief is

I'll never see you again
The singer is happy they will never have to interact with the person they were previously addressing again

You give me head
The person the artist was addressing performed oral sex on the artist

It makes it worse
The oral sex exacerbates the artist's current condition (being drunk and ill)

Take out your fuckin' retainer
The singer is requesting that the person remove their retainer from their mouth

Put it in your purse
The singer is suggesting that the person put their retainer away for safekeeping

And now I got diarrhea
The artist is now experiencing diarrhea

Too drunk to fuck
Repeating the original refrain, suggesting that the artist is still too drunk to have sex

Yeah, yeah
Repeating the same sound twice for emphasis

Yeah, yeah
Repeating again for emphasis

Yeah, yeah
Yet another repetition

Oh
Exclamation of either frustration, disappointment, or resignation