Phoney Phranchise
Del Tha Funkee Homosapien Lyrics

This is real hip hop not no phoney phranchise
Del is asserting the authenticity of his music as true hip hop, free from the commercialized and fake facade of the industry.

Winnin' by a landslide and you know you can't hide
Del is confident in the quality of his music and knows it will be well-received by listeners, making it impossible for anyone to ignore or hide from.

Rag Del, impetuous, tempestuous, My power's activated, have to make it, funky
Del is getting into a creative groove, being impulsive and passionate with his music, he feels his power is activated and he must make a funky and memorable track.

Del deep, scuba diver wet suit who survived to get loose, Brewin' in the test tubes to the rescue, extradition process, To get you all stressed, step onto my office, That's what you call fresh, it's more like some soft breasts
Del is comparing himself to a deep-sea diver, risking everything to create new, unique music which will be released in dramatic fashion. He claims this process may be stressful for listeners, but it's all worth it since it's the freshest and most appealing thing out there.

If I stopped cess, I probably would cough less, Test it, just to see if ya'll rested, I'm blessin' the beat just like if I was the best man
Del reflects on his love for smoking marijuana but acknowledges it might affect him negatively. To test this theory, he's willing to stop smoking just to see if it will improve his ability to create fresh beats, which he compares to being the best man at a wedding.

Yo, you miss it in ya' public school district, Get a book and do the physics, yo' I got a cool image, Like Hendrix, my kindred, y'all fuck up to my index, Bench press rappers doing sets with my Syntax
Del criticizes the state of public education and encourages people to educate themselves further by reading books, especially in physics. He boasts of having a cool image, similar to that of Jimi Hendrix, and brags about his rap skills, likening it to bench pressing rappers with his syntax.

Impact, remember Malcom X wore a pimp hat, You paper chasin' when you make it then you spit that, That your whole life shoulda never even been rap, Wannabe gangster fool around and get your friend capped
Del references Malcolm X's iconic pimp hat to illustrate how important it is for people to stay true to themselves and not chase material success in order to maintain credibility. He calls out wannabe gangsters who pretend to be something they're not and may end up causing harm to themselves or others.

Talkin' hella shit my brother trying to buy a ten sack, Man, just call me amphibious, Submerging so deep yanking curtains on these idiots, Walking 'round oblivious more than annoying
Del mocks people who boast about buying weed while bragging about his own superiority, describing himself as being amphibious and able to dive deep into the industry to expose those who are clueless and unaware of their own failings.

Everywhere I turn a black life is destroyed, And times is getting tough gotta sign for unemployment, Walkin' round the town all 'noid and bent, Out of posture from sixteen blunts, a pint of vodka
Del laments the state of the world and how it affects the black community. He reflects on the tough economic times, feeling paranoid and being unable to hold his posture due to excessive substance use.

Mouth watering musical madness, More bomb than Bombay in glad bags, Get mesmerized, spellbound Del found profound, Hip hop essentials mandatory for the mental
Del describes his music as mouth-watering and explosive, better than anything else out there. He urges listeners to become mesmerized by the power of his music, which is essential for their mental well-being.

I used to be dazed and confused, Now I'm amazed and amused at life and its clever ruse, I have compassion while other brothers askin' for trouble, Brain damage got 'em befuddle
Del reflects on his own personal growth and how he's evolved from being confused about life to being amazed and amused by its complexities. Instead of seeking trouble, he has developed compassion for others, recognizing how brain damage can negatively impact their lives.

Yo, while I'm on stage pumpin' fear, Your over there in the corner drinking non alcoholic beer, Dominating, commentating moving on to great things, Embracing the lunacy, lacing the community
Del boasts of his ability to command the stage and make people feel the emotion in his music, while others just sit there drinking fake beer. He's determined to dominate the industry and commentate on society's issues while bringing people together with his music.

I crave flavorings with custom tailorings, I can communicate with aliens, it's a daily routine, It's never failing you fiends to get cream, By the continuity the rhymes move in unity, Perfectly with the tunes, I hope it hits you soon
Del describes his addiction for fresh and unique sounds, saying he's even able to communicate with aliens due to his passion for experimentation. He recognizes the hunger of rap fans to get rich, and vows to provide them with music that resonates perfectly with the tunes, hoping they will soon be impacted by his brilliant work.

When my power's activated, have to make it funky
Del emphasizes his creative power to create funky music, saying it's something he must do whenever the passion strikes him.