In the Metalocalypse series, Dethklok is depicted as an extremely popular and successful death metal band. The band's fan base includes billions of metal fanatics, who frequently endanger themselves to watch the band perform live. With their widespread commercial success and lucrative sponsorship contracts, Dethklok is ranked as the world's seventh largest economy by the end of the second season.
The members of Dethklok are often portrayed as incompetent at almost everything not related to their profession. The band struggles to perform everyday tasks, including shopping for groceries, preparing food, and maintaining proper social relationships. They are often assisted by their manager and lawyer, Charles Foster Ofdensen, who frequently attempts to prevent the band from making poor decisions. The band's actions and uncanny misfortune have caught the attention of an Illuminati-style council, known as The Tribunal. The Tribunal is portrayed as Dethklok's antagonist throughout the series, and secretly monitors their actions in almost every episode. They describe Dethklok as the "world's greatest cultural force." The leader of The Tribunal (Mr. Selatcia), however, frequently instructs the other members to allow Dethklok to do as they will.
The on show members of Dethklok are:
Nathan Explosion - Vocals
Skwisgaar Skwigelf - Lead Guitar
Toki Wartooth - Rhythm Guitar
William Murderface - Bass
Pickles - The Drummer
Magnus Hammersmith - Original rhythm guitarist
The real life performers
Brendon Small – vocals, guitar, bass, keyboards
Gene Hoglan – drums (2007–present)
Bryan Beller – bass (2012–present)
Live - with addition to / replace of
Mike Keneally – guitar, backing vocals
Pete Griffin – bass (2012)
Nili Brosh - guitar (2019)
Mordhaus, United States
Face Fisted
Dethklok Lyrics
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Not me hurt
When stairs fell down
Be pushed by you
Me hit head
Me nose broke
Soon you be dead
So strong my face is
You punch break fingers
Kick me you're limping
Stab me you're bleeding
I am be dangerous now
You throwing rock at me
Hit eye and it no hurt me
I'm strong
You're not
You're not
I'm making time for fighting
I'm clearing time for hitting
We'll meet and I will beat you
Our schedules permitting
I pick out fighting outfit
Don't want my pants too tight
Need clothes to breath to beat you
You'll be beaten down tonight
I'm so f**king tough
I'm so f**king tough
That's right
I'm so f**king tough
I'm so f**king tough
That's right
You're an ugly man
You're as dumb as sand
Your mom's fucking fat
Your mom blew a rat
You are a mistake
You have sex with cake
You think you're so tough
You're a living bluff
I will put you down
I will make you drown
I will make you bleed
I am filled with speed
I cannot feel pain
I might be insane
I am victory
I write history
Feel my fist
On your face
You hate this
I feel great
One, two, three, four
Five, six, seven, eight
One, two, three, four
Five, six, seven, eight
So strong my face is
You punch break fingers
Kick me you're limping
Stab me you're bleeding
I am be furious now
You say the bad word at me
You pull string and trip me
I fall down
You run
You run
I am making time for fighting
I think it's time to beat you
I think it's good decision
That I destroy and teach you
You put on very fast shoes
And try to run away
I'm very strong and last though
You're going down today
You're so fucking weak
I'm so fucking strong
That's right [Reepat: x 4]
The lyrics of the song "Face Fisted" by Dethklok depict a sense of unbridled rage and ferocity. The song opens with lines echoing revenge for an injury caused by an unknown source. The singer then describes the strength of their face and the pain it can cause to others, as they cannot be hurt in any way. The lyrics also make a point of insulting the person that is being confronted and taunting them, expressing confidence and aggression in defeating them.
The second verse continues in a similar vein, with the singer stating their intent to clear their schedule for fighting, like it's some kind of important appointment. Their confidence in not getting hurt physically despite being attacked is emphasized again, as well as their obsession with their fighting outfit. The singer then proceeds to insult the person they are fighting again.
The lyrics in the bridge further showcase their strength and invincibility to pain, and make a point of stating that the singer might be insane too. The song ends by describing the running away of the person they are fighting with, and the singer's continued taunting and self-congratulatory statements.
Overall, the lyrics of "Face Fisted" depict an intense desire for violence and the satisfaction it brings to the singer, with an emphasis on their strength and invincibility.
Line by Line Meaning
I am be dangerous now
I am currently in a dangerous state of mind
Not me hurt
I am not hurt
When stairs fell down
I fell down the stairs
Be pushed by you
You pushed me
Me hit head
I hit my head
Me nose broke
My nose is broken
Soon you be dead
You will be dead soon
So strong my face is
My face is incredibly strong
You punch break fingers
If you try to punch me, your fingers will break
Kick me you're limping
If you try to kick me, you will be limping
Stab me you're bleeding
If you try to stab me, you will be bleeding
You throwing rock at me
You threw a rock at me
Hit eye and it no hurt me
You hit me in the eye, but it didn't hurt me
You're not
You are not as tough as me
I'm making time for fighting
I am scheduling time to fight you
I'm clearing time for hitting
I am making time to hit you
We'll meet and I will beat you
We will meet and I will defeat you
Our schedules permitting
If our schedules allow it
I pick out fighting outfit
I am choosing my fighting clothes
Don't want my pants too tight
I don't want my pants to be too tight
Need clothes to breath to beat you
I need clothes that allow me to breathe to defeat you
You'll be beaten down tonight
You will be defeated tonight
You're an ugly man
You are an unattractive man
You're as dumb as sand
You are very dumb
Your mom's fucking fat
Your mother is very fat and unattractive
Your mom blew a rat
Your mother performed a sexual act on a rat
You are a mistake
You are a mistake of nature
You have sex with cake
You have sex with cake
You think you're so tough
You believe you are tough
You're a living bluff
You are a liar
I will put you down
I will defeat you
I will make you drown
I will metaphorically drown you in defeat
I will make you bleed
I will make you bleed in our fight
I am filled with speed
I am quick and agile
I cannot feel pain
I do not feel physical pain
I might be insane
I may be crazy
I am victory
I am the embodiment of victory
I write history
I will make history with my victories
Feel my fist
Experience my physical attack
On your face
To your face
You hate this
You feel anger toward me for hitting you
I feel great
I feel fantastic after hitting you
One, two, three, four
Counting to four
Five, six, seven, eight
Counting to eight
I am be furious now
I am currently in a furious state of mind
You say the bad word at me
You insulted me
You pull string and trip me
You pulled a string and caused me to trip
You run
You ran away
I think it's time to beat you
I think it's time to defeat you
I think it's good decision
It's a good decision for me to defeat you
That I destroy and teach you
I will not only defeat you, but teach you a lesson
You put on very fast shoes
You wore fast shoes to try and escape me
I'm very strong and last though
I am very strong and persistent
You're going down today
You will be defeated today
You're so fucking weak
You are very weak
I'm so fucking strong
I am very strong
Lyrics © BMG Rights Management
Written by: Brendon Small
Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
@aroniense21
Man, I'm so glad we're getting Metalocalypse again.
@ronaldoosmany7730
Me too
@cadetwright6496
It's gonna be brutal!
@benpowers8204
wait when
@aroniense21
@ben powers this year dude!
@devilonthehill8121
What where
@FedoraDouglas
Brendon Small is a genius! This song is perfect
@marquislacey5039
This song had no business being this hard 💯
@KaineOnGamez
Me thinking of batmetal when I hear this
@codynapier1001
Most certainly