Shock Treatment
Dr. Frankenstein Lyrics

Diet cola
Tiger print
Marylin Monroe
Snot-rocket
Christianity
Bausch & Lomb
Aaron Spelling
Ball of yarn L-o-v-e
Bare-handed Kevin Mitchell
Kitchen TV

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Neighborhood parade
Strawberry shortcake
Bodybuilder tape
Angels and...
Tables and...
Foamy whale semen
Beanball wars
Jodeci Fiendin'
Optometrist
Used record stores
Old people Facebook
Crawl on all-fours
Romper room trees
Step-daughter fleas
Brent Mayne
Kurt Manwaring
Catcher knees
One, Two, Threes
Four, Six, Eight
Double ham sandwich
Do another date
Paradise Cali
Cedar Creek Texas
Bob Backlund
Darren Young Nexus
Cotton Rosser rodeo
Tom Hanks Dragnet
Dan Aykroyd
Second city fridge magnet
Bizarre
Showtime
Four-year old titties
G. Gordon Liddy
Pre-midi
Super Dave Osbourne
Black cloak & dagger
San Francisco
Noriega Safeway bagger
Muni Bus Tagger
BART Train Durag
Hopped off the MARTA in Atlanta like a Douchebag
Two-For-One BOGO
Two-For-Fifteen
Seven-For-A-Hundred
Closed Caption "Greens"
Overtime parenting for absent teens
Dark grey bedsheets
Yellow pinto beans
Neon blue waffles
Cardboard vocal box
Big bag of pills
Six-pack of soda pop
Von Kaiser, Germany
Soda Popinski
Nakamura Junior
Vodka Drunkinski
Young Huffy Williams
Killer on a ten-speed
Baby Aspirin
Thinner when my pen bleeds
Thinner
Running Man
Bachman
Get up off my Richard, B
Hop a fence like Tauchman
Hate a wack rapper like Tennessee hate Kaufman
Andy Dick-level femininity you're rocking
My mean mustache like the great Alex Coughlin
Colusa Boulevard Baskin Robbins
Swag based on shag carpet in the Livingroom
McCarren Airport
Badda Bing Badda Boom
South Vegas
Herbal verbal vortex
Supreme Court fitta ban porn next
Jericho vomit bag
Fig Newton
Acid rain with the contact lens solution
Thunder like Jushin
Aftershave era
Elizabeth Halverson, I probably should have married her
Yeah, see I'm all about the loving
Banged my son's mom's mom while he was in the oven
Nothing major
Bender on a Road Rager
Ah fuck it, Hit me on my Sky Pager

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Statewide testing
Elementary school
C-T-B-S-ing
Rappers in my hood used to spell they bars
Top B-I-L-L-E-Rs
A.P. Giannini, A.P. Giannini
Bank Of Ameri-K-K-K City
I don't say Sadiddy
I'm milking the kitty
I'm often mistaken for Spencer Dinwiddie
My gender is "Shitty"
DMV misprint
You flew to baltimore to get your I.D. like a dimwit
Nitpick a nitwit
Jaguars & Bengals
Bloody brown eyes with the elderly ankles
Six-month schedule
Wi-Fi sunglasses
Heart-shaped pencil sharpener full of ashes
McCovey Cove
80s graduation
Twelfth-grade crush on a Model Named Temptation
Ziploc baggy
Red card Target
Dollar Tree mall cop
Autumn flea market
Bargain at the border
Tijuana Sunset
Colfax car theft
Tennis ball Dunlap
CSN Comcast Sports on my shorts
Dipping my dong in a European import
China Pier Port
Shorter than a midget
"Dad, the cables out again. Can you fix it?"
Cragmont Skipper
Sadly out of print
'Select' ain't the same
No Shade
I lament
Pile 'em in a minivan
Emo culture punks
Proud that you're sad? Oh wait, your parents suck
High school badass
Minimum wage
Fix my toilet, you bum ass disgrace
Mop up the bathroom
I'm talking to her
They think about my mink
Memorable fur

Shock Treatment Jessica
Sampled her on "Glass"
Seen that movie 700 times, it's a blast
I hate stopping




Type to run ten signs
One time for your friends mind