Märchenprinz
EAV (Erste Allgemeine Verunsicherung) Lyrics

Es ist Samstagabend
The singer is letting the audience know the time and day of the events that follow.

Und die Dinge stehen schlecht
There are no suitable options for the singer on this evening.

Ich bin auf der Suche nach dem weiblichen Geschlecht
The singer is looking to meet a woman.

Am Wochenende hat man in der Großstadt seine Not
It is difficult for the artist to find a suitable woman in the city on weekends.

Zu viele Jäger sind
There is a lot of competition for women.

Der Hasen Tod
The competition for women is fierce and can lead to frustration and disappointment.

Mir bleibt nur noch eine Chance
The singer thinks they have only one option left.

Hinein ins Auto und ab in die Provence
The artist decides to travel to Provence in their car.

Mit meinem Nobel-Hobel geh ich auf die Autostrada.
The artist is driving on the Autostrada in a luxury car.

Einmal kurz aufs Gas und schon bin ich da-da
The artist is describing how they quickly reach their destination by accelerating on the highway.

Ich betrete voll Elan den Tanzsalon
The singer enters the dance club with great enthusiasm and energy.

Eingehüllt in eine Wolke Pitralon
The artist is wearing cologne and believes in its power to attract women.

Weil es bei den Mädels ′tilt ist
Women are turned off by bad smells or a lack of hygiene.

Wenn man riecht als wie ein Iltis
The singer is comparing bad body odor to the smell of a skunk.

Ich bin der Märchenprinz
The singer identifies themselves as a prince charming figure.

Ma-ma-ma-Märchenprinz
The line adds emphasis to the artist's self-proclaimed title.

In der Provinz bin ich der Märchenprinz
The artist believes they are particularly attractive to women in the Provence.

Beim Vogeltanz bin ich die Nummer Ans
The singer feels confident in their dancing and believes it sets them apart from others in the club.

Da in diesem Staddl
The singer is transitioning to a different setting within the Provence.

Regiert der Fusseladel
The artist is referring to people with lower social status or perceived as having poor physical appearance.

Und der Landmann schwingt sein strammes Wadl
The artist is commenting on the physical appearance of some of the local men.

Doch die Girls von der Haide
The artist is now focusing on the women from the area.

Sind eine Augenweide
The singer finds the women to be very attractive.

Und ich frage mich Prinzessin
The artist is speaking to one particular attractive woman.

Wie wirds denn mit uns beide?
The singer is asking the woman if they can explore a romantic relationship.

Das kost' mich fünf Tequila
The singer is suggesting they may need some liquid courage to continue working towards a romantic connection.

Ich bezahl und fort ist die Ludmilla
The singer is offering to buy the woman a drink and believes it will improve their chances of success.

Dann gehe ich zu Trixie
The artist is moving on to another woman in the club.

Und so drink ma schnell an Wixih
The artist and Trixie are drinking a cocktail called Wixih together.

Doch leider hat der Norbert
The singer's attention is diverted by a new development.

Die Trixie grad in orbeit
The singer realizes that the woman they were interested in is already with someone else.

Und auch bei da Babsi,
The artist is trying to pursue other women in the club.

Bei da Zenzi, und da Greta
The artist is listing off more women they are interested in but who are not interested in them.

Hab ich keine Meter
The artist is not having any luck with the women they are pursuing.

Und es wird immer später
Time is running out for the singer to find a romantic connection.

Da is nur mehr die Dorli
The artist has one remaining option: a woman named Dorli.

Ich geh zu ihr und hauch ihr zart ins Ohrli
The singer is being suggestive with Dorli and trying to build a connection.

Das sagt die Bumeranze
The singer is being interrupted by someone else in the club.

Ja siehst nicht dass i tanze
The other person is challenging the singer's dance moves.

Und gegen meinen Joschi hast du niemals eine Chance
The other person is suggesting that the artist's dance partner (Joschi) is a better dancer.

Drauf′ sag ich zum joschi
The artist is responding to the other person by speaking to Joschi.

Junge der Provinz
The singer is calling Joschi out for being from a small town within the Provence.

In diesem Discobunker
The singer believes that they are the best dancer in the club.

Bin ich der Märchenprinz
The artist reaffirms their self-proclaimed title as the 'Märchenprinz'.

Drauf haut ma doch da Joschi
The artist's bragging has provoked Joschi to physically attack them.

Einfach eine auf mei Großstadt-Goschi
Joschi hits the artist's face and mocks them for being from the city.

Ich verlasse die Disco
The singer is leaving the dance club after being physically attacked by Joschi.

Denn der Joschi ist ein Mörder
The artist is accusing Joschi of being a violent person.

So ein grober Laggl
The singer is insulting Joschi again, calling him uncivilized.

Also eingsperrt ghört er
The singer is suggesting that Joschi should be incarcerated.

Ich starte den Boliden
The singer is leaving in their car.

Da hör ich den Befehl
The artist is being pulled over by the police.

"Her mit den Papieren
The police officer is requesting the artist's identification.

Und blasns aba schnell"
The officer is asking for the singer to submit to a breathalyzer test.

Wo komm ma denn da hin
The singer is surprised by the police officer's requests.

Herr Inspektor wer glauben se das ich bin
The artist is asking the officer if they know who they are.