Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo
Early '50s recording by Cowboy Timmy Lyrics


We all know of Rudolph and his shiny nose
And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
'Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns
A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
He's seen the love inside of you
'Cause he's a piece of poo

Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
(Mmmmhmmm!)
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve
He might come to your town!

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you!

I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft)

Well Kyle where is he?
Ehh . He's coming!
Come on dude, push!
Ehhhh... I'm Trying!
Wait, wait I can see his head!
Here he comes!

Howdy Ho!

I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Seasons Greetings to all of you!
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away

Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas Time has come!

Sometimes He's runny
Sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he practically water
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And wont fall in the toilet
'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off and so you shake your ass around and try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves he must leave too
Flush him down but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit linger on

Howdy Ho!

Writer(s): TREY PARKER, MARC SHAIMAN

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The 23rd season, during which the iconic series will surpass its milestone 300th episode, will premiere on September 25.
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"SOUTH PARK" RENEWED THROUGH HISTORIC 26TH SEASON

South Park is Cable's Highest-Rated Primetime Comedy for Six Consecutive Years and the #1 Cable Comedy Series on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter

23rd Season Premieres September 25

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All comments from YouTube:

Yashiro Nene

Lmao when I have children they're gonna believe in santa, and Mr. Hankey

CEC Figment

Wait So You Mean Santa Isn’t Real?

Haley Goodwin

I agree Completely.

Dude-ily

Good idea

SoftFuzzyMay

Poor Mr Hankey. He's gone forever.

Legend_01

@iconocast πŸ’©

Antonia Miranda

We can poop him out agian

Animegirl's channel

Same

iconocast

we can all be a little shitty some times.

Thomas Rowan

Damn You PC Principal.

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