Xmas
Eazy-E Lyrics


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[Uncle Dolamite]
Come on over hunnie
and give your uncle Dolamite a kiss
[*kissing Sounds*]
well what you want baby?

[Baby]
Would you tell me a story?

[Uncle Dolamite]
You want me to tell you a story?

[Baby]
Hell yeah!

[Other Baby]
Me too!

[Uncle Dolamite]
Yes Hunnie I'm a tell you a story
about the bad ass Eazy-E
he was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of three
listen and listen well
he's a bad Muthafu-

[Mother]
Gimmie that god damn book!
here let me read you this one
Chrismas in Compton
it was a silent night, yes a holy night
until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthafuckin' right?

[Carolers]
Deck the halls with balls of holy
fa la la la la la la la la
tis the season to be jolly....

[Eazy-E]
Merry Chrismas muthafucka!
[*Gun Shots*]
Merry muthafuckin' Chrismas and a ho ho ho!
while I'm ridin' that cot under the missle toe
now dashin' through the snow
in a candy right top 6-4
over the hills I go
laughin' at this hoe
nuts on rich and rings
makin' me feel right
oh what fun it is to know
that I'm gonna get this pussy tonight
so ring them bells, ring them bells
shes takin' it all the way
oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this way
hey ring them bells, ring them bells
shes takin' it all the way
oh what fun it is to nut, while she's suckin' my dick
oh yay!
tis the season to get busy
compton crime lick
and I'm smokin' on this stick.

[Santa]
Ho ho ho come sit on my face
I'm mean lap and tell me what you want for Chrismas
ho ho.

[Menajahtwa]
I want a slay ride
a cd player
a fifty rum
??? and I'm gonna cum
a VCR ???? some porno flicks
rudolph the red nose reindeer
??? like a everlastin' gobstoper
??? poppa
I dig a ho
crack a dough
by the nuts oh
???? fuckin' in tha snow
I made him drop to his knees
yeah you know whats up
I said heres some candy canes eat'em up
???? bonapatite with a condom in a tree.

[]
All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
my two front teeth, my two front teeth
All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
yo wheres ya rhyme tell me buck wheat.

[Buck wheat]
Buck wheat is a waskal
thats no Chrismas
and all the toys, boys and girls
fuck ya wishes
I got happy over joy in this muthafucka
no indo under my tree so Santa be a sucka
??? when I was young I was the only kid
who had enough guts to be
good ole hearin' on the East
I'd stay awake just to let america know
that Santa was a fake
I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive
but all the fuckin' bullshit got played when I was five
years oh just stay young, bold datin'
singin' Silent Night Carolin' Recietin'
now all I want for Chrismas is my indo wreath
I got my two front teeth
uncle Eazy be the ????
just spread me a leaf
little kids don't cry
when you find out the Santa Claus is just a fuckin' lye.

[Eazy-E]
On the third day of Chrismas my homeboys gave to me
three pounds of indo
two birds of cocaine
and a A muthafuckin' K bitch.

[]
Eazy-E oh Eazy-E
show us how you treat those bitches
I saw mommy fuckin' Eazy-E.

[Eazy-E]
close the door little bitch
I'm gettin' these draws.

[]
I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't stop.

[Eazy-E]
I don't give a fuck
I'm gettin' chrismas caught
ho ho ho and away I go.

[]
Oh Saint Nick got a dick like a ho
well wheres this ????

[Eazy-E]
Shut the fuck up bitches
and go back to sleep.

[]
Yo black what you want for Christmas?
yo black I want a job
??? corn on the cob
but a nigga will eat them chicken, and
chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some food
whos climbin' in my window
smokin' up indo
my carin' and high make a high know
[*A lot of mumblin'*]
Yo black what you want for Christmas?
yo black I want some cash
so I can buy some indo, some chronic and some hash.

[]
a rump pa pump pump
a rump pa pump pump

[Every One]
Merry Muthafuckin' Chrismas
Merry Muthafuckin' Chrismas
Merry Muthafuckin' Chrismas
and have a fucked up new year (x4)

[Eazy-E]
You Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!

[Mother]
And they all went to prison




and lived fucked up lives ever after
The End

Overall Meaning

The song "Xmas in Compton" by Eazy-E is a raunchy and explicit take on Christmas in Compton, California. The song opens with Uncle Dolamite telling a story about Eazy-E, known for drinking whiskey and gin at the age of three. The lyrics then transition to the Mother in the story interrupting Uncle Dolamite to read "Christmas in Compton," a fictional story about Mr. Claus turning into Santa muthafuckin' right. The lyrics then shift to Eazy-E rapping about his plans for Christmas, including riding his candy red 6-4, laughing at "this hoe," and getting intimate with a woman. Santa also makes an appearance, asking kids to sit on his lap and tell him what they want for Christmas.


The song also features a series of interludes with different individuals sharing what they want for Christmas. Menajahtwa wants a slew of items, including a CD player, a VCR, and some porno flicks. Buckwheat wants Indo weed. And Eazy-E wants "three pounds of Indo, two birds of cocaine, and an A muthafuckin' K bitch."


Overall, "Xmas in Compton" is a provocative and often vulgar parody of traditional Christmas songs, aimed at showcasing the gritty reality of life in Compton.


Line by Line Meaning

Come on over hunnie and give your uncle Dolamite a kiss
Uncle Dolamite greets a young girl and asks for a kiss


Would you tell me a story?
A young girl asks Uncle Dolamite to tell a story


Hell yeah!
The young girl enthusiastically agrees to hear a story


he was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of three
Eazy-E is portrayed as a rebellious and wild individual


listen and listen well
Uncle Dolamite calls for attention from the young children


it was a silent night, yes a holy night until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthafuckin' right?
The calmness of Christmas night is disrupted by the arrival of Santa Claus


Deck the halls with balls of holy fa la la la la la la la la tis the season to be jolly....
The carolers begin to sing a traditional Christmas carol


Merry Chrismas muthafucka! Merry muthafuckin' Chrismas and a ho ho ho!
Eazy-E greets his listeners and wishes them a merry Christmas in a unique way


while I'm ridin' that cot under the missle toe now dashin' through the snow in a candy right top 6-4
Eazy-E describes his Christmas celebration, which involves riding in a candy-painted car


over the hills I go laughin' at this hoe nuts on rich and rings makin' me feel right
Eazy-E crudely describes his attraction to a sexual partner


oh what fun it is to know that I'm gonna get this pussy tonight so ring them bells, ring them bells she's takin' it all the way oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this way
Eazy-E continues to sexually objectify his partner in crude detail


tis the season to get busy compton crime lick and I'm smokin' on this stick.
Eazy-E describes his Christmas celebration as a time for smoking and illegal activities


ho ho ho come sit on my face I'm mean lap and tell me what you want for Chrismas
Santa Claus is portrayed in a crude and sexual manner


I want a slay ride a cd player a fifty rum
A woman named Menajahtwa lists her Christmas wishes


All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth my two front teeth my two front teeth
A person sings a traditional Christmas song


yo wheres ya rhyme tell me buck wheat.
Someone asks for Buck Wheat's contributions to the song


I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive but all the fuckin' bullshit got played when I was five
A person reflects on their loss of faith in Santa Claus


On the third day of Chrismas my homeboys gave to me three pounds of indo two birds of cocaine and a A muthafuckin' K bitch.
A person sings a crude version of a traditional Christmas song


I saw mommy fuckin' Eazy-E. close the door little bitch I'm gettin' these draws.
Eazy-E describes a sexual encounter with someone's mother in explicit language


Yo black what you want for Christmas?
Someone asks a person named Black what they want for Christmas


yo black I want a job ??? corn on the cob but a nigga will eat them chicken and chitlens watermelon corn bread and some food
Black lists his Christmas wishes and mentions his desire for a job


Merry Muthafuckin' Chrismas and have a fucked up new year (x4)
Eazy-E and others swear and wish their listeners a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year


You Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!
Eazy-E ends the song with an insult


And they all went to prison and lived fucked up lives ever after The End
The song ends with a dark and hopeless ending




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@ivanvukasovic1371

Such a warm family Christmas song.

@Chlorenzo

Ivan Vukasović you right. All families should play this for their children

@67zillion94

Yup.

@chrismotionless4148

Ivan Vukasović 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@cobrafire3700

😂😂😂

@cobrafire3700

Lol

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@snapperhd

This is the song that every christmas movie forgets to include

@LilDew

SnapperHD Friday after the next should have had it

@danthagreat4797

How did I not think of that

@DonTheking

The Haw Channel fr😂😂😂

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