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Eminem Lyrics


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Hi
Original Bad Boy on the case, cover your face
Came in the place blowed and sprayed Puffy with Mase
I laced the weed with insect repellent, better check to smell it
Eminem starts with E, better check the spelling
With a capital, somebody grab me a Snapple
I got an Aspirin capsule trapped in my Adam's apple
Somebody dropped me on my head and I'm for sure
That my mother did it but the bitch won't admit it was her
I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six months
And said, "I'm ready now bitch, ain't you feelin' these kicks cunt?"
The world ain't ready for me yet, I can tell
I'll probably have a cell next to the furnace in hell
I'm sicker than sperm cells with syphilis germs
And I'm hotter than my dick is, when I piss and it burns
I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach
And vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it (yuck)
Hit you in the head with a brick 'til you plummet
If y'all don't like me, you can suck my dick 'til you numb it
And all that gibberish you was spittin', you need to kill it
'Cause your style is like dyin' in my sleep, I don't feel it

'Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
For twenty grand, a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
Is fuckin' crazy, you hear me? Ha?
Is fuckin' crazy, hello, hi!
'Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
For twenty grand, a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
Is fuckin' crazy, do you hear me?
Is fuckin' crazy

I'm ice grillin' you, starin' you down with a gremlin grin
I'm Eminem, you're a fag in a women's gym
I'm Slim, the Shady is really a fake alias
To save me with in case I get chased by space aliens
A brainiac, with a cranium packed, full of more uranium
Than a maniac Saudi Arabian
A highly combustible head, spazmatic
Strapped to a Craftmatic adjustable bed
Laid up in the hospital in critical condition
I flatlined, jumped up and ran from the mortician
High speed, IV full of Thai weed
Lookin' Chinese, with my knees stuck together like Siamese
Twins, joined at the groin like lesbians
Uhh, pins and needles, hypodermic needles and pins
I hope God forgives me for my sins, it probably all depends
On if I keep on killin' my girlfriends

'Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
For twenty grand, a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
Is fuckin' crazy, you hear me? Ha?
Is fuckin' crazy, listen
'Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
For twenty grand, a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
Is fuckin' crazy, you hear me?
Is fuckin' crazy

Last night I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and dust
And got rushed to the hospital to get my system flushed (shucks)
I'm an alcoholic and that's all I can say
I call in to work, 'cause all I do is frolic and play
I swallow grenades, and take about a bottle a day
Of Tylenol 3, and talk about how violent I'll be (rrarrh)
Give me eleven Excederin, my head'll spin
Medicine'll get me revvin' like a 747 jet engine
Scratched my balls 'til I shredded skin
"Doctor, check this rash, look how red it's been"
"It's probably AIDS!" Forget it then
I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows
That don't even make sense, like dykes usin' dildos
So reach in your billfolds, for ten ducats
And pick up this Slim Shady shit that's on Rawkus




Somethin', somethin', somethin', somethin', I get weeded
My daughter scribbled over that rhyme, I couldn't read it (damn)

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of the song "Any Man" by Eminem, are filled with explicit and violent lyrics. The song starts with Eminem's typical boastful style, claiming to be the Original Bad Boy on the case. He brags about his rapping skills by saying, "Eminem starts with E, better check the spelling." Eminem talks about his troubled relationship with his mother, whom he blames for dropping him on his head, which caused a capsule to be trapped in his Adam's apple. He then talks about cutting open his mother's stomach with a scalpel and kicking her in the stomach until she vomits blood. He seems to have psychopathic tendencies by saying that he is ready to be born at six months.


In the next verse, Eminem talks about his violent behavior and how he is crazier than a person who would jump in front of a minivan for twenty grand, a bottle of pain pills, and a minithin. He talks about his addiction to different drugs, like rush, mushrooms, and dust, and how he had to rush to the hospital to get his system flushed. He also confesses to being an alcoholic and how he calls in sick to play and frolic. He takes Tylenol and other medications to get high and talks about how he can be violent. The lyrics are a reflection of the dark thoughts and controversies that surround Eminem as an artist.


Line by Line Meaning

Hi
Greetings and salutations


Original Bad Boy on the case, cover your face
I am a rebellious and influential figure, beware of my actions


Came in the place blowed and sprayed Puffy with Mase
I arrived intoxicated and caused chaos by attacking Puffy with pepper spray


I laced the weed with insect repellent, better check to smell it
I mixed the marijuana with bug spray, pay attention to its unusual odor


Eminem starts with E, better check the spelling
My name begins with E, make sure you spell it correctly


With a capital, somebody grab me a Snapple
Emphasizing the importance of my presence, fetch me a Snapple drink


I got an Aspirin capsule trapped in my Adam's apple
There is a metaphorical pill lodged in my throat causing discomfort


Somebody dropped me on my head and I'm for sure
I believe someone caused me brain damage by dropping me on my head


That my mother did it but the bitch won't admit it was her
I suspect my mother is responsible, but she refuses to confess her actions


I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six months
I metaphorically blame my mother for distressing experiences during pregnancy


And said, 'I'm ready now bitch, ain't you feelin' these kicks cunt?'
I metaphorically express my readiness to confront her while referencing fetal movements


The world ain't ready for me yet, I can tell
The world is unprepared for my talent and potential, and I can sense it


I'll probably have a cell next to the furnace in hell
I likely anticipate a place in the depths of hell, close to its fiery core


I'm sicker than sperm cells with syphilis germs
My mental state is more deranged and disturbed than infected sperm cells


And I'm hotter than my dick is, when I piss and it burns
I am filled with intense anger and passion, like the burning sensation during urination


I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach
I metaphorically attack you repeatedly until you feel nauseous and disgusted


And vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it (yuck)
My actions cause you to regurgitate blood to the point where it adheres to your clothing


Hit you in the head with a brick 'til you plummet
I metaphorically strike you with a brick until you fall drastically


If y'all don't like me, you can suck my dick 'til you numb it
If you dislike me, you are welcome to engage in a vulgar action until you feel no sensation


And all that gibberish you was spittin', you need to kill it
The nonsensical words and nonsense you were expressing must be silenced


'Cause your style is like dyin' in my sleep, I don't feel it
Your artistic approach is insignificant and lacks impact, much like a painless death


'Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
Referring to individuals who would sacrifice themselves in dire situations


For twenty grand, a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
Willing to risk their lives for financial gain and drugs


Is fuckin' crazy, you hear me? Ha?
Such individuals are mentally unstable, do you comprehend?


Is fuckin' crazy, hello, hi!
They are undeniably insane, a reiteration


I'm ice grillin' you, starin' you down with a gremlin grin
I am intimidating you with a malicious and sinister expression


I'm Eminem, you're a fag in a women's gym
I assert my dominance as Eminem, while demeaning your masculinity


I'm Slim, the Shady is really a fake alias
Slim Shady is a fictional persona, an alternate identity


To save me with in case I get chased by space aliens
A protective persona to deploy if extraterrestrials pursue me


A brainiac, with a cranium packed, full of more uranium
I am highly intelligent and possess knowledge comparable to radioactive material


Than a maniac Saudi Arabian
My intellect surpasses even that of a passionate and reckless Saudi Arabian individual


A highly combustible head, spazmatic
My mental state is volatile and prone to sudden outbursts


Strapped to a Craftmatic adjustable bed
Metaphorically bound to a bed that can be manipulated and controlled


Laid up in the hospital in critical condition
I am confined to a hospital bed, gravely ill


I flatlined, jumped up and ran from the mortician
I briefly died, but miraculously revived and escaped the mortician's presence


High speed, IV full of Thai weed
Moving at a rapid pace, receiving intravenous administration of potent Thai marijuana


Lookin' Chinese, with my knees stuck together like Siamese
I appear Asian, with my legs closely pressed together resembling conjoined twins


Twins, joined at the groin like lesbians
Further emphasizing the imagery of conjoined twins, this time referencing lesbians


Uhh, pins and needles, hypodermic needles and pins
A play on words, combining the phrase 'pins and needles' with medical needles


I hope God forgives me for my sins, it probably all depends
Expressing a desire for divine forgiveness while acknowledging uncertainty


On if I keep on killin' my girlfriends
Contemplating if continued harm towards my romantic partners will determine absolution


Last night I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and dust
I overdosed on various drugs, experiencing a dangerous combination


And got rushed to the hospital to get my system flushed (shucks)
I promptly received medical care to cleanse my body from the toxins


I'm an alcoholic and that's all I can say
Admitting to being an alcoholic without further explanation


I call in to work, 'cause all I do is frolic and play
I frequently avoid work by engaging in carefree and frivolous activities


I swallow grenades and take about a bottle a day
Metaphorically consuming harmful substances in a destructive manner


Of Tylenol 3, and talk about how violent I'll be (rrarrh)
Ingesting powerful painkillers, fueling my desire to express aggression


Give me eleven Excederin, my head'll spin
If provided with a large number of headache relief tablets, I will experience disorientation


Medicine'll get me revvin' like a 747 jet engine
The medication will stimulate me, likening it to the roar of a jet engine


Scratched my balls 'til I shredded skin
Engaging in self-destructive behavior, excessively scratching my testicles


"Doctor, check this rash, look how red it's been"
Seeking medical attention for a rash that has become highly inflamed


"It's probably AIDS!" Forget it then
Hypothesizing the worst outcome of the rash, before dismissing the concern


I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows
Assuming a motionless stance, then delivering impressive and sickening rap verses


That don't even make sense, like dykes usin' dildos
Crafting nonsensical rhymes, comparing it to lesbian individuals employing unnecessary items


So reach in your billfolds, for ten ducats
Retrieve money from your wallets, specifically ten dollars


And pick up this Slim Shady shit that's on Rawkus
Purchase and appreciate the music I, Slim Shady, have released on the Rawkus label


Somethin', somethin', somethin', somethin', I get weeded
Vaguely referring to getting high on marijuana without providing explicit details


My daughter scribbled over that rhyme, I couldn't read it (damn)
My daughter defaced the lyrics I wrote, rendering them illegible




Lyrics © Royalty Network, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: Joseph Sample, Marshall Mathers, Minnie Riperton, Richard Rudolph, Walter Dewgarde

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

richard Lai

Rawkus had Eminem, EL-P (of Company Flow and Run the Jewels), and R.A. The Rugged Man (Crustified Dibbs) and the three would've been a great Hip-Hop trio of MCs. However they each went their separate ways:


- Eminem signed with Dr. Dre to Aftermath and made history, eventually being labeled one of the greatest rappers of all time, won an Oscar, and has earned the respect of many rappers from the Golden age and the 90s.


- EL-P left Rawkus after Company Flow dissolved and started Def Jux, an underground hip-hop label, then teamed up with Killer Mike for Run the Jewels to further acclaim.


- RA the Rugged Man remained independent while maintaining a fan base for more than 20 decades and is often seen as a folk hero in the underground hip-hop world. His three official albums are usually slept by many hip-hop listeners but each releases outdo every entry. Like Eminem, he too has earned the respect from rappers from the Golden era and 90s.



All comments from YouTube:

saturncrush

People can say what they want. The man has earned his stripes. Battle Tested, can write songs (pop, mainstream, and underground), he reps is town hard, and rhymed with the best (legends), and went to both coasts and tore it up. He does not need to do anything to prove to anyone.

WattzIt2Ya?

Straight like dat . Shoutout 2 GladTv who pays people 2 talk about other's

231994C

Em will always be raw to me! Even though I don't listen to his new songs...grew up on him!

Mendo Maniac

Blue Widow why people always gotta mention his race when they talk about him

mrdanyo1223

@231994C he died in 2006. New eminem is a clone. Everything after encore isn't actually marshall matthers

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Kristian Kolaj

The best thing about being eminem fan is that you can listen to him for so long and you still come across some songs that you havent ever heard of

BaskenmannZwei

This was actually the first song if him I ever heard. This was back at '98 I think on a mixtape (not a thing anymore I guess)...

Zenix Saxzon

Em has done thousands of tracks its sick

Dan L

yeah I heard this back in the late 90s, Napster, before it was legit, it was a huge repository of unreleased free music

Ben Dover

you don't know what a comparison is, do you?

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