Hi, my name is (what?)
Introducing himself to others, asking for their attention.

My name is (who?)
Repeating his initial introduction, emphasizing his identity.

My name is (chka-chka, Slim Shady)
Adding his stage name for recognition, using sound effects to make it catchy.

Hi, my name is (huh?)
Continuing to introduce himself, showing eagerness to be acknowledged.

My name is (what?)
Repeating his opening line, seeking attention again.

My name is (chka-chka, Slim Shady)
Using his stage name again, incorporating sound effects to add more energy.

Hi, kids, do you like violence? (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Asking a controversial question and getting affirmative responses from the audience.

Wanna see me stick nine-inch nails, through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh)
Proposing an extreme and dangerous act, daring the listener to watch.

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah, yeah)
Encouraging others to emulate his behavior, as he sees it as empowering.

Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?)
Mentioning the drug acid and how destructive it can be, asking if it's worth the risk.

My brain's dead weight, I'm tryna get my head straight
Referring to his mental state as being disconnected, while striving to improve it.

But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (oh)
Making a humorous reference to a popular girl group, hinting at his strange fantasies.

And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a base-head" (uh-uh)
Quoting a criticism from his mentor, denying the accusation.

"So why's your face red? Man, you wasted"
Responding to the allegation with sarcasm, mocking the accuser.

Well, since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
Reflecting on his troubled childhood and identity crisis.

'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Revealing an unsettling and self-destructive past, visualizing his former identity as dead.

Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
Recalling a violent and misogynistic act, expressing his anger towards women.

And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
Describing the force of his attack, using a pop culture reference for comedic effect.

I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
Admitting to his drug use and its consequences, portraying himself as careless.

Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
Comparing his actions to an obese woman's inability to move, making a derogatory comment.

Come here, slut, "Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dawg"
Addressing an unknown woman as a derogatory term, ignoring her boyfriend's plea for respect.

I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off
Expressing his nihilistic worldview, seeing himself as a messenger of chaos.

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high (shh)
Recalling an incident from his past, expressing his dislike towards authority.

Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty five
Blaming his teacher for his delayed academic progress, revealing his age.

I smacked him in his face with an eraser
Describing a violent act towards his teacher, demonstrating his anger.

Chased him with a stapler
Continuing the narrative of his vengeance, portraying himself as a threat to others.

Stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (ow)
Devising an imaginative and cruel torture, reveling in his sadism.

Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Setting the scene of his visit to a strip club, hinting that he has something unusual or illegal to reveal.

Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Describing explicitly sexual behavior, mixing exhibitionism with aggression.

Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a spaceship
Using metaphor to represent his feeling of being alienated, depicting himself as a violent outsider.

While they screamin' at me, "Let's just be friends"
Showing his cynicism towards human connection, mocking an effort to reconcile with him.

Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
Claiming to be a victim of deceit, portraying himself as a misunderstood protagonist.

I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (damn)
Revealing a shocking fact about his own family, making a sarcastic remark.

I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Recounting a promise he made to his mother, hinting at his desire for fame and success.

Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her (oh, thank you)
Proposing a provocative idea for his music career, acknowledging his mother's influence in his life.

You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
Boasting about his fame and popularity, boasting how his fans are obsessed with him.

Try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans (ah)
Drawing a comparison to another popular artist, demonstrating his own appeal to the audience.

This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (dude, can I get your autograph?)
Recalling a humorous encounter with a fan, accepting the respect he receives.

So I signed it, "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole"
Making a sarcastic remark when signing his autograph, relishing in his notoriety.

Stop the tape, this kid needs to be locked away (get him)
A voice saying that he is a problematic individual and should be punished.

Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate
Calling on his mentor to take charge, mocking the perception of his own instability.

I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (fuck that)
Rejecting the idea of mortality, expressing fear and defiance.

I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive (ha, yup)
Imagining an unconventional burial, reflecting his dark sense of humor.

Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide
Confessing his mental confusion and instability, admitting he's not sure of his own state.

I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
Proclaiming his own recklessness and seeking trouble, challenging the listener to call him out on it.

All my life I was very deprived
Asserting that he had a difficult upbringing, using it as justification for his behavior.

I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide (whoops)
Making an awkward comment about his own appearance, confessing his lack of success with women.

Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
Describing his appearance in a self-deprecatory way, using a pop culture reference for humor.

I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (come here)
Making crass and vulgar remarks about his own behavior, expressing his sexual appetite.

When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
Revealing a childhood experience of deprivation, portraying himself as a victim.

How you gonna breast feed me, mom? You ain't got not tits
Questioning his own mother's ability to parent, making a vulgar observation.

I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Revealing his own paranoia and obsession with danger, showing fear of his own thoughts.

With a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (bang)
Visualizing his own death, expressing his own morbidity and suicidal tendencies.

'Cause I'm steamin' mad (grr)
Expressing his own anger and frustration, portraying himself as an uncontrollable force.

And by the way, when you see my dad (yeah?)
Making a sudden transition to address someone else, hinting at unresolved family issues.

Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had
Using a violent image to express his resentment and anger towards his own father.