If I Had...
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Life
By Marshal Mathers
What is life?
Life is like a big obstacle
In front of your optical to slow you down

And every time you think you gotten past it
It's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground
What are friends?
Friends are people that you think are your friends
But they really your enemies, with secret identities
And disguises, to hide they true colors
So just when you think you close enough to be brothers
They want to come back and cut your throat when you ain't lookin'

What is money?
Money is what makes a man act funny
Money is the root of all evil
Money'll make them same friends come back around
Swearing that they was always down

What is life?
I'm tired of life
I'm tired of backstabbing ass snakes with friendly grins
I'm tired of committing so many sins
Tired of always giving in when this bottle of Henny wins
Tired of never having any ends
Tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and many things
I'm tired of this DJ playing your shit when he spins
Tired of not having a deal
Tired of having to deal with the bullshit without grabbing the steel
Tired of drowning in my sorrow
Tired of having to borrow a dollar for gas to start my Monte Carlo
I'm tired of motherfuckers spraying shit and dartin' off
I'm tired of jobs startin' off at five fifty an hour
Then this boss wonders why I'm smartin' off
Tired of being fired every time I fart and cough
Tired of having to work as a gas station clerk
For this jerk breathing down my neck driving me berserk
I'm tired of using plastic silverware
Tired of working in Building Square
Tired of not being a millionaire
But if I had a million dollars
I'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics

If I had a magic wand,
I'd make the world suck my dick
Without a condom on,
While I'm on the john
If I had a million bucks
It wouldn't be enough,
Because I'd still be out
Robbing armored trucks
If I had one wish
I would ask for a big enough ass
For the whole world to kiss

I'm tired of being white trash, broke and always poor
Tired of taking pop bottles back to the party store
I'm tired of not having a phone
Tired of not having a home
To have one in if I did have it on
Tired of not driving a B-M
Tired of not working at G-M, tired of wanting to be him
Tired of not sleeping without a Tylenol P-M
Tired of not performing in a packed coliseum
Tired of not being on tour
Tired of fucking the same blond whore
After work in the back of a Contour
I'm tired of faking knots with a stack of ones
Having a lack of funds and resorting back to guns

Tired of being stared at
I'm tired of wearing the same damn Nike Air hat
Tired of stepping in clubs wearing the same pair of Lugz
Tired of people saying they're tired of hearing me rap about drugs
Tired of other rappers who ain't bringin' half the skill as me
Saying they wasn't feeling me when nobody's as ill as me
I'm tired of radio stations telling fibs
Tired of J-L-be saying "Where Hip-Hop Lives"

But if I had a million dollars
I'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics
If I had a magic wand, I'd make the world suck my dick
Without a condom on, while I'm on the john

If I had a million bucks
It wouldn't be enough, because I'd still be out
Robbing armored trucks
If I had one wish
I would ask for a big enough ass
For the whole world to kiss
You know what I'm saying?
I'm tired of all of this bullshit
Telling me to be positive
How'm I 'sposed to be positive when I don't see shit positive?
Know what I'm sayin'?
I rap about shit around me, shit I see
Know what I'm sayin'?
Right now I'm tired of everything
Tired of all this player hating that's going on in my own city
Can't get no airplay, you know what I'm sayin'?
But ey, it's cool though, you know what I'm sayin'?




Just fed up
That's my word

Overall Meaning

Eminem’s “If I Had” is a song that explores the nature of life, friends, money and the difficulties that accompany them. Eminem gives his insight and perspective on life, which he sees as a massive obstacle that stands in front of everyone's optical to slow them down. Life, according to Eminem, is like a boomerang that comes back when you think you're over it and tackles you right to the ground. In the same vein, friends are people who pretend to be your allies, but they're actually your enemies with concealed identities and disguises. When you think they're close enough to be your brothers, they come back to stab you in the back.


Money, on the other hand, is the root of all evils, according to Eminem, and it changes people. Even the same friends who disappeared when you were in need might return, supporting they were always there for you. Eminem feels tired of life, of committing sins, and of always giving in to temptation. He is also tired of not having any ends, skinny friends with habits such as crack addiction, and lack of success. He is just sick of the bullshit without having a means of dealing with it.

Overall, Eminem is tired of his surroundings and the harsh realities of life that affect many people. He raps about the things that he sees and experiences in his environment. At the end of the song, he expresses his sentiments by saying he's fed up with everything around him, and there's no positivity in his reality.


Line by Line Meaning

Life is like a big obstacle
Life is full of challenges that hinder your progress.


In front of your optical to slow you down
These challenges are visible and obstruct your vision.


It's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground
Challenges come back stronger and knock you down.


Friends are people that you think are your friends
People you consider as friends may not be true friends.


But they really your enemies, with secret identities
These people are actually your foes, disguised to deceive you.


Money is what makes a man act funny
Money can change a person's behavior.


Money'll make them same friends come back around
Money can make false friends return, pretending to help.


I'm tired of life
I'm exhausted with life and its difficulties.


I'm tired of backstabbing ass snakes with friendly grins
I'm tired of fake friends who betray me after pretending to be my well-wisher.


I'm tired of committing so many sins
I'm guilty of many wrongful acts and tired of it.


Tired of always giving in when this bottle of Henny wins
I'm tired of yielding to the temptation alcohol brings.


Tired of drowning in my sorrow
I'm sick of being unhappy and troubled.


Tired of being white trash, broke and always poor
I'm fatigued with poverty and feeling inferior.


If I had a million dollars I'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics
If I had money, I'd use it to make the world alcoholic like me.


If I had a magic wand, I'd make the world suck my dick Without a condom on, While I'm on the john
If I had ultimate power, I would make people worship me sexually.


If I had one wish I would ask for a big enough ass For the whole world to kiss
If I could have anything, I would wish for everyone to respect and admire me.




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Written by: JEFF BASS, MARK BASS, MARSHALL MATHERS

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Most interesting comments from YouTube:

@gbh101

Shut the fuck up, you don't know how people get stuck up and fed up
I rap and live every day off shit that doesn't make sense while I spit
Million visions wanting to achieve while I'm dead inside cuz everyone deceives
And I keep on going with fulfilled beliefs, getting cursed and fucking in everything
Till I reach numbness and psycopathy, and being alone
Left my school now I'm tryna prone
Off some studio work and a football trial for a team weaken my bones
And you saying " being negative won't help your ass "
Well my ass is fucked already why would it help my ass?



@kosmik8700

What is life?
Life is like a big obstacle
Put in front of your optical to slow you down
And every time you think you've gotten past it
It's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground

What are friends?
Friends are people that you think are your friends
But they're really your enemies with secret identities and disguises to hide their true colors
So just when you think you're close enough to be brothers they wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't looking

What is money?
Money is what makes a man act funny
Money is the root of all evil
Money'll make them same friends come back around swearing that they was always down

What is life?
I'm tired of life

I'm tired of backstabbing ass snakes with friendly grins
I'm tired of committing so many sins
Tired of always giving in when this bottle of Henny wins
Tired of never having any ends
Tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and Mini Thins
I'm tired of this DJ playing your shit when he spins
Tired of not having a deal
Tired of having to deal with the bullshit without grabbing the steel
Tired of drowning in my sorrow
Tired of having to borrow a dollar for gas to start my Monte Carlo
I'm tired of motherfuckers spraying shit and dartin' off
I'm tired of jobs startin' off at $5.50 an hour
Then this boss wonders why I'm smartin' off
I'm tired of being fired every time I fart and cough
Tired of having to work as a gas station clerk for this jerk breathing down my neck, driving me berserk
I'm tired of using plastic silverware
Tired of working at Builder's Square
Tired of not being a millionaire

But if I had a million dollars
I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics
If I had a magic wand
I'd make the world suck my dick without a condom on while I'm on the john

If I had a million bucks
It wouldn't be enough because I'd still be out robbing armored trucks
If I had one wish
I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss

I'm tired of being white trash, broke and always poor
Tired of taking pop bottles back to the party store
I'm tired of not having a phone
Tired of not having a home to have one in if I did have one on
Tired of not driving a BM
Tired of not working at GM
Tired of wanting to be him
Tired of not sleeping without a Tylenol PM
Tired of not performing in a packed coliseum
Tired of not being on tour
Tired of fucking the same blonde whore after work in the back of a Contour
I'm tired of faking knots with a stack of ones
Having a lack of funds and resorting back to guns
Tired of being stared at
Tired of wearing the same damn Nike Air hat
Tired of stepping in clubs, wearing the same pair of Lugz
Tired of people saying they're tired of hearing me rap about drugs
Tired of other rappers who ain't bringing half the skill as me
Sayin' they wasn't feeling me on "Nobody's As Ill As Me"
And I'm tired of radio stations telling fibs
Tired of JLB saying "Where Hip-Hop lives"

But if I had a million dollars
I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics
If I had a magic wand
I'd make the world suck my dick without a condom on while I'm on the john

If I had a million bucks
It wouldn't be enough because I'd still be out robbing armored trucks
If I had one wish
I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss

Y'know what I'm saying?
I'm tired of all of this bullshit
Telling me to be positive
How am I 'posed to be positive when I don't see shit positive?
Y'know what I'm saying?
I rap about shit around me, shit I see
Y'know what I'm saying?
And right now I'm tired of everything
Tired of all this player-hating that's going on in my own city
Can't get no airplay
Y'know what I'm saying?
But hey, it's cool though
Y'know what I'm saying?
I'm just fed up
That's my word



All comments from YouTube:

@CC-mm3bl

I swear this song becomes more and more true the older I get.

@tg0003bpa

Just what I was thinking!

@shadymathers8209

Listen say goodbye to Hollywood directly after listening to this song. Now that’s crazy.

@masterofchaos2

Absolutely

@michaelminnick7832

I hear that

@09smartin1

You right bro

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@ChaseKelleh

This song is like getting a comforting hug from someone who knows exactly how you're feeling. The beat, the lyrics. A true masterpiece

@verttaf

Perfect way to describe it man literally

@chloefitzpatrick6894

How did you know that's why I turn to it for that exact reason? Especially the 'comforting hug' observation. I feel this song is designed for only about 10 percent of people who know they have something inside them, a glimmer of human potential that could reward them with riches, success and a chance to escape bad crowds and environments that unfortunately they have to operate in order to gain success. Dealing with the daily grind of dirty streets, violence, drugs and negativity they're surrounded by. There's no guarantees of success either, creating doubt and sleepless nights and bad dreams. Sound familiar?

@thunderlyrics232

"How I'm supposed to be positive, when i Don't see shit positive"
I feel you brother 😔

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