No One Is Iller
Eminem Lyrics


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I make rappers wanna turn into singers
I keep hoes licking they fingers
Bring this competition and face this meaning
Got your whole crew doing subpoenas
Hell nah you ain't seen a crew genius
Murder whoever's between us, pack your heaters
Keep it close, you can't beat us
While your whole crew treat us like G's, you best believe this
I done made quadriplegics outta these non-rapping rejects
While the whole world ejects your tape
It ain't no secret that your shit sounds fake
You can't stop it my mind state
Makes it too late for cops in trying to stop the crime rate
I'm like toothaches, I'm painful to rappers then you can tell
From these shells, how I gotta bend 'em like root canals
I erase all trails, something farther from getting bail
Makes you wanna kill an emcee yourself, you might as well
Be within a 25 to life sentence, on linking trials
Horrified, and keep on fronting, repenting and lose they bowels
Everything is foul when Swift's around, vacate now
Niggas dumb enough to try to front and escape, how?
I'm gonna take this 'gnac and drink it straight wild
Niggas steady falling in my face like milk crates, BLAAAOW
It's Swifty from the 313
Like I said no one is iller than me, unnhh

Me and Eminem and Mike
Driving down Van Dyke
Get my dick sucked late at night by a fuckin' transvestite
Still on probation for strangling my boy Jason
Should be taking my medication, it's 9 to 10 I'm facing
Last week this old man I had to blast
'Cause he tried to help me out when my car was out of gas
Ripped this old lady, hung her neck by a hook
Didn't realize it was my grandmother 'til I checked her pocketbook
Fuckin' with the white boys got me back on crack
Better explain where the hell your TVs and VCRs is at
I done lost 100 pounds, I ain't been eating like I should
This wounded dog in the street is sure looking good
Rob this little boy in his fucking paper route
Throwing bombs at day care centers and yell "Everybody get out!"
My girl beat my ass and shot me in the back with a 2-piece
'Cause she found out I was having an affair with her 10-year-old niece

No one, no one's iller than me
It's Bizarre Kid straight from the 313
No one, no one is iller than me
It's Bizarre Kid straight from the 313

Nobody better test me, 'cause I don't wanna get messy
Especially when I step inside this bitch, dipped freshly
New Lugz, give the crew hugs, guzzle two mugs
Before I do drugs that make me throw up like flu bugs
True thugs, rugged unshaven messy scrubs
Whipping 40-bottles like the fucking Pepsi clubs
Down a fifth; crack open a six;
I'm on my seventh 8-ball, now I gotta take a piss
I'm hollering at these hoes that got boyfriends
Who gives a fuck who they was?
I'm always taking someone else's girl like Cool J does
They probably don't be packing anyways, do they, Fuzz?
We walked up, stomped they asses and blew they buzz
Mics get sandblasted
Stab your abdomen with a hand crafted pocketknife and spill your antacid
Sprayed your motherfucking crib up when I ran past it
Fucking felon, headed to hell in a handbasket
Talking shit'll get you, your girl and your man blasted
Kidnapped and slapped in a van wrapped in Saran plastic
Get your damn ass kicked, by these fantastic
Furious four motherfuckers
Flashing in front of your face without the Grand Masters
Slim Shady, ain't nobody iller than me

I run shit like an ass with legs
Massive lead to leave your cabbage red
Similar to your ass in a casket dead
Drastic spread of acid heads
Come to abort you like a bastard egg
That trash you said got you standing on plastic legs
Ask the feds from past the edge
Rocking the most classic threads
Flashing bread, roll down the window
Bitch you got some fantastic legs, you can get 'til that ass get red
You can get 'til that ass get red
Bizarre you get him and him, Swift you get him and him
I'll get him and him, leave the other two for my nigga Eminem
Never writer's block, I block writers
My block's tighter, ante up and get your top fighters
Got fired for jumping the counter with a mop stick
Some bitch ran up screaming, "GET THE COPS, QUICK"
And got drop kicked, now she screaming "stop it"
Got clips to stop shit, rock shit and grab this hot shit
Wherever you shop bitch, Fuzz Scoota '97 crop pick
Sick-a y'all niggas looking at me like I got tits
I shoot a rocket through your optic
You niggas still don't know the top pick
I got bricks, lose my foot in your ass
And have you shitting socks bitch
P Rock shit, leave your fucking knot split
Grab the green from Al by showing him hot grits (no one)
Ain't nobody iller than me

It's the Mr. Fuzzy from the 313
No one, no one is iller than me
It's Eminem and Swift from the 313
No one, no one is iller than me
It's Fuzz and Buzz-arre from the 313

You have now witnessed 4 ill emcees




From the home of potholes and trash
We'll lyrically blast

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of "No One's Iller" is a collaborative effort between four emcees, namely Eminem, Swift, Bizarre, and Fuzz Scoota. Each verse is uniquely delivered with aggression and boasts of their skills. The first verse, delivered by Swift, asserts his dominance in the rap game that even his competition wants to be singers while his hoes can't resist licking their fingers. He then challenges his enemies to bring on the competition, knowing his crew can handle them. Swift claims he has made many rappers speechless and has "murdered" those who dare to stand in the way of his crew's success. In the second verse, Bizarre Kid starts off with a graphic description of his controversial life. His lyrics describe acts of violence and extreme behavior such as strangling his friend Jason, robbing a little boy, and having an affair with a 10-year-old girl. Finally, Eminem delivers a verse that talks about his superior abilities as a rapper.


Line by Line Meaning

I make rappers wanna turn into singers
My skill and talent in rapping is so intimidating that other rappers aspire to pursue a different career path in singing.


I keep hoes licking they fingers
I am so captivating and irresistible to women that they cannot help but be infatuated with me.


Bring this competition and face this meaning
I challenge any competitor to step up and face the true essence and depth of my skills.


Got your whole crew doing subpoenas
I have the power to make your entire crew actively seek evidence against you, as if they were serving subpoenas.


Hell nah you ain't seen a crew genius
Absolutely not, you have never witnessed such a brilliantly talented group of individuals.


Murder whoever's between us, pack your heaters
I will brutally defeat and eliminate anyone who dares come between us, so you better arm yourselves with weapons.


Keep it close, you can't beat us
Stay vigilant and prepared, because there's no way you can overcome our superiority.


While your whole crew treat us like G's, you best believe this
Your entire crew holds us in such high regard, treating us like legendary figures, and you better believe it.


I done made quadriplegics outta these non-rapping rejects
I have figuratively rendered these talentless individuals helpless and paralyzed by my superior rapping skills.


While the whole world ejects your tape
The entire world rejects and dismisses your music, refusing to listen to it.


It ain't no secret that your shit sounds fake
There is absolutely no doubt or mystery about the fact that your music sounds completely inauthentic.


You can't stop it my mind state
You cannot prevent or hinder my mindset and determination.


Makes it too late for cops in trying to stop the crime rate
My actions and influence have made it impossible for the authorities to effectively combat criminal activity.


I'm like toothaches, I'm painful to rappers then you can tell
I am like a severe toothache, causing great pain and discomfort to other rappers, as evident by their reactions.


From these shells, how I gotta bend 'em like root canals
Just like a skilled dentist bends and manipulates tooth roots during a root canal procedure, I masterfully manipulate and control rappers.


I erase all trails, something farther from getting bail
I obliterate all evidence and leave no trace behind, making it impossible for anyone to be released on bail.


Makes you wanna kill an emcee yourself, you might as well
My superiority and skill level incite such frustration and envy that you may as well be driven to murder other rappers yourself.


Be within a 25 to life sentence, on linking trials
You would find yourself facing a prison sentence ranging from 25 years to a life sentence, due to the numerous criminal charges against you.


Horrified, and keep on fronting, repenting and lose they bowels
People become filled with terror and continue to pretend and act tough, but in reality, they are trembling and losing control of their bodily functions.


Everything is foul when Swift's around, vacate now
Whenever Swift is present, everything becomes chaotic and corrupt, so it is best to leave immediately.


Niggas dumb enough to try to front and escape, how?
These foolish individuals are ignorant enough to attempt to deceive and escape, but how could they possibly succeed?


I'm gonna take this 'gnac and drink it straight wild
I will consume this brandy without any dilution, exhibiting my wild and untamed nature.


Niggas steady falling in my face like milk crates, BLAAAOW
People continuously approach me with their faces in a manner similar to falling into a stack of milk crates, resulting in a loud impact sound.


Like I said no one is iller than me, unnhh
As I previously mentioned, there is absolutely no one more skilled and talented than myself.


Me and Eminem and Mike
I, Eminem, and Mike are together.


Driving down Van Dyke
We are currently traveling on Van Dyke street.


Get my dick sucked late at night by a fuckin' transvestite
During the late hours of the night, I engage in sexual acts performed by a transvestite.


Still on probation for strangling my boy Jason
I am still under probation for physically assaulting my acquaintance, Jason, by strangling him.


Should be taking my medication, it's 9 to 10 I'm facing
I should be responsible and comply with taking my prescribed medication, as I am facing possible consequences between the hours of 9 and 10.


Last week this old man I had to blast
Just last week, I had to shoot and kill an elderly man.


Cause he tried to help me out when my car was out of gas
Ironically, the reason I violently attacked and murdered the old man was because he attempted to assist me when my vehicle ran out of fuel.


Ripped this old lady, hung her neck by a hook
I brutally assaulted and killed an elderly woman, hanging her lifeless body by a hook.


Didn't realize it was my grandmother 'til I checked her pocketbook
Only upon examining her belongings did I come to the realization that the victim was actually my own grandmother.


Fuckin' with the white boys got me back on crack
My involvement and association with white individuals has led me to relapse back into using crack cocaine.


Better explain where the hell your TVs and VCRs is at
You must provide a satisfactory explanation for the whereabouts of the televisions and VCRs that have inexplicably gone missing.


I done lost 100 pounds, I ain't been eating like I should
I have lost a significant amount of weight, most likely due to a lack of proper nourishment and a healthy diet.


This wounded dog in the street is sure looking good
Despite being in a vulnerable and injured state, I still appear attractive and desirable.


Rob this little boy in his fucking paper route
I committed a robbery against a young boy who was simply out delivering newspapers.


Throwing bombs at day care centers and yell 'Everybody get out!'
I engage in destructive acts by throwing explosives at daycare facilities, while commanding everyone to evacuate.


My girl beat my ass and shot me in the back with a 2-piece
My girlfriend physically assaulted me by striking me twice, and she even shot me in the back.


'Cause she found out I was having an affair with her 10-year-old niece
Her anger and violent reaction was provoked by her discovery of my illicit relationship with her young niece.


Nobody better test me, 'cause I don't wanna get messy
No one should dare provoke or challenge me, because I have no desire to engage in a messy or violent confrontation.


Especially when I step inside this bitch, dipped freshly
Particularly when I enter any situation or location, looking stylish and well-groomed.


New Lugz, give the crew hugs, guzzle two mugs
I wear freshly acquired Lugz footwear and embrace my crew, while drinking from two mugs.


Before I do drugs that make me throw up like flu bugs
Prior to consuming drugs that induce nausea and vomiting similar to the symptoms of the flu.


True thugs, rugged unshaven messy scrubs
We are true, hardened criminals with unkempt appearances and messy attire.


Whipping 40-bottles like the fucking Pepsi clubs
We vigorously swing and wield 40-ounce bottles in a manner reminiscent of the motions used in a game of Pepsi clubs.


Down a fifth; crack open a six; I'm on my seventh 8-ball, now I gotta take a piss
I consume a fifth of alcohol, proceed to open a six-pack of beer, and currently find myself on my seventh portion of cocaine, which has now prompted me to urinate.


I'm hollering at these hoes that got boyfriends
I am attracting the attention of women who are already in committed relationships.


Who gives a fuck who they was?
I do not care about the identity or significance of their boyfriends.


I'm always taking someone else's girl like Cool J does
Similar to the way Cool J (LL Cool J) is known for seducing and stealing other men's girlfriends, I too constantly engage in such behavior.


They probably don't be packing anyways, do they, Fuzz?
Most likely, these boyfriends do not possess weapons, do they, Fuzz?


We walked up, stomped they asses and blew they buzz
We approached them, stomped and physically assaulted them, completely ruining their mood and excitement.


Mics get sandblasted
Microphones are metaphorically stripped of their status and value.


Stab your abdomen with a handcrafted pocketknife and spill your antacid
I will violently stab your stomach area using a meticulously crafted folding knife, causing your antacid medication to spill out.


Sprayed your motherfucking crib up when I ran past it
While running past your residence, I thoroughly shot and vandalized your property.


Fucking felon, headed to hell in a handbasket
As a convicted criminal, I am on a fast and inevitable path to damnation and eternal punishment.


Talking shit'll get you, your girl and your man blasted
Engaging in disrespectful and offensive conversation will result in you, your girlfriend, and your male associates being brutally attacked.


Kidnapped and slapped in a van wrapped in Saran plastic
You will be forcibly taken captive and struck, while being confined in a van covered in plastic wrap.


Get your damn ass kicked, by these fantastic
Prepare to receive a severe beating by me and my associates, who possess exceptional skills.


Furious four motherfuckers
We are a group of four extremely angry and hostile individuals.


Flashing in front of your face without the Grand Masters
We flash and display our talents and abilities directly in front of you, without the need for any higher authority or senior figures of the craft.


Slim Shady, ain't nobody iller than me
As Slim Shady, it is unequivocally true that no one possesses a higher level of skill and talent than myself.


I run shit like an ass with legs
I dominate and control everything with extraordinary efficiency.


Massive lead to leave your cabbage red
Hitting you with significant force, causing severe head trauma and leaving your skull and brain injured and bloodied.


Similar to your ass in a casket dead
Just like your lifeless body laid out in a casket.


Drastic spread of acid heads
A sudden and widespread influence of individuals under the influence of hallucinogenic drugs.


Come to abort you like a bastard egg
I approach with the intention of terminating you, just like an unwanted and neglected fertilized egg.


That trash you said got you standing on plastic legs
The nonsensical and worthless words you spoke have reduced you to a pitiful state, as if you were standing on artificial legs.


Ask the feds from past the edge
Inquire with the federal authorities who operate beyond the limits of legality.


Rocking the most classic threads
I am wearing the most timeless and stylish clothing.


Flashing bread, roll down the window
Displaying and flaunting large amounts of money, while simultaneously lowering the car window.


Bitch you got some fantastic legs, you can get 'til that ass get red
Female, your legs are incredibly attractive, and you can engage in sexual activity until your buttocks become red.


Bizarre you get him and him, Swift you get him and him
Bizarre, you take care of handling those specific individuals, while Swift, you deal with those other ones.


I'll get him and him, leave the other two for my nigga Eminem
I will handle these two individuals, and the remaining two will be dealt with by my associate, Eminem.


Never writer's block, I block writers
I never experience a lack of inspiration or ideas, instead, I prevent other writers from making progress.


My block's tighter, ante up and get your top fighters
My neighborhood is more tightly-knit and cohesive, so if you dare challenge us, make sure you bring your most skilled fighters.


Got fired for jumping the counter with a mop stick
I was dismissed from my job because I impulsively leaped over the counter, brandishing a mop handle as a weapon.


Some bitch ran up screaming, 'GET THE COPS, QUICK'
An individual, likely a woman, approached me hastily, loudly shouting for the police to be called immediately.


And got drop kicked, now she screaming 'stop it'
She was abruptly kicked with great force, causing her to cry out for the violence to cease.


Got clips to stop shit, rock shit and grab this hot shit
I possess ammunition to halt any problematic situations, engage in violent activities, and obtain illegal items.


Wherever you shop bitch, Fuzz Scoota '97 crop pick
No matter where you decide to shop or frequent, be aware that Fuzz Scoota is present, representing his particular brand since 1997.


Sick-a y'all niggas looking at me like I got tits
All of you individuals are eyeing me with amazement and disbelief, as if I were a woman with breasts.


I shoot a rocket through your optic
I fire a projectile straight through your eye, causing severe damage.


You niggas still don't know the top pick
You fools are still unaware of who holds the highest position and is at the top.


I got bricks, lose my foot in your ass
I possess large quantities of drugs (bricks), and I will forcefully insert my foot into your anus.


And have you shitting socks bitch
This action will cause you to defecate vigorously, as if you were expelling socks from your rear end.


P Rock shit, leave your fucking knot split
I engage in aggressive and violent behavior, leaving you with a severely wounded and split skull.


Grab the green from Al by showing him hot grits
I acquire money from my associate, Al, by demonstrating my readiness to engage in violent acts.


Ain't nobody iller than me
There is absolutely no one more skilled and talented than myself.


It's the Mr. Fuzzy from the 313
I am Mr. Fuzzy hailing from the 313 area code.


It's Eminem and Swift from the 313
It's Eminem and Swift both representing the 313.


No one, no one is iller than me
Nobody possesses a higher level of skill and talent than I do.


It's Bizarre Kid straight from the 313
It's Bizarre Kid, directly from the 313 area.


You have now witnessed 4 ill emcees
You have just observed four extremely skilled and talented emcees.


From the home of potholes and trash
We originated from a neighborhood plagued by dilapidated roads and garbage.


We'll lyrically blast
We will metaphorically explode with lyrical prowess and superiority.




Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: Jeffrey Irwin Bass, Mark Randy Bass, Marshall Bruce Mathers

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Comments from YouTube:

@Flyboisin23

Eminem 1999 -2002 was unstoppable and nobody was iller than during that time tbh

@user-te9vx8bx8y

This is 97.

@yourweirduncle4441

@594 .......damn

@joechemo4744

96-99 imo

@mjperkins5400

Canibus

@calvinmccarthy4222

You say that like there was ever someone iller before or after 2002. Name one mfker who can outrap em to this day, and don't be biased and say weezy or kanye or some stupid sht.
not tupac or biggie either. i understand the influence, but were talking strict craftsmanship and lyrical ability. Not even tupac or big could go toe-to-toe with em. idgaf what yall say, they would not win a battle.

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@detroitMC313

Bring theze types of beatz back.

@albrecht205

“I make rappers wanna turn into singers”

Mgk…

@Spanishdog17

Hahahahaha!!!

@isosceles_eye

Swift Predicted it.

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