Right for Me
Eminem Lyrics


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I feel phenomenal as usual
Pharmaceuticals, glue stick to crucify me at Bonnaroo
But I don't know if I'm in Tennessee, Chicago, or Houston
In the corner trying to seek solitude
Shallow but such a hollow dude
I won't even swallow solid food
Alcoholic too, plus I'm on lean like the Tower of Pisa
Top it off I'm on mushrooms so fuck all of you
Roses are violet, mollies are blue
Lost in a ball of confusion
Its all an illusion
It's probably the shrooms I'm on
'Cause I think I started hallucinating
'Cause I just thought I just heard Jay Electronica and Odd Future's new shit
And all I can do is follow the music
And end up with Paula Abdul at Lollapalooza
Fillin' water balloons with nail polish remover
Just to pop 'em and wallow in fumes
I feel uptight I gotta get looser
After I finish polishing off this bottle of booze I got a solution
Concentrated like orange juice so I'm not as diluted
'Cause all this delusion got me seein' shit
Excusez-moi but that coochie that passed
You see her ass? Wouldn't make her my main squeeze
But juicier ass, it belongs in a juicer
It's mouth waterin' too so I walked up to it like I'm Marshall
Wanna try to meet my standards? I'll Introduce ya
Oh I'm a misogynist too but I'm not a masseuse
But my attitude is rubbin' off on the youth
A chronic abuser, not only user of marijuana
I mean verbal assault that I use to smoke all of you losers
Got a bazooka, a shotgun, a ruger, a Glock, and a nuke
And a Rottweiler too, I'm not in the mood so
When I say I'm bringing the TEC out
I'm not coming to repair your fuckin' electronic computers
God, I'm gonna puke
I'm so gone off the hookah
I think I swallowed a loofah
I'm tore up, demolished, a fuckin' stone like Oliver
Like I looked Medusa in the eyeball to seduce her
The thoughts I produce are loony tunes
The box of usable latex gloves and the socks and the shoes
To replace next up Veronica's boobs
And uhh, paycheck stubs that were stuffed in the glove box
In a blue Honda with used condoms were clues
The girl was just not the one suitable for or

Right for me, will change me, rearrange my head to be
Just right for you and me, don't laugh, please listen
Don't laugh, please listen

Thought I'd give in to the pressure
Collapse and crumble perhaps
Relapsing under that
Well that's a bunch of crap
In the clutch, I'm the Captain Crunch of rap
And I'm sick of acting humble, that's enough of that
Fuck that shit, cut the sack
Like its a natural reaction
That's why I'm actually trapped in this shoving match
'Cause push keeps coming to that
I can keep getting my ass kicked, I'm coming back
Like a sarcastic crumpled sack of shit, still mad
Disgruntled had some struggles yeah
But that passionate hunger's back
The fantastic juggling act
And the way I flip my tongue on the track
It's like verbal acrobatics
But in fact
Last time I tried to pull off a dramatic stunt as drastic
I fuckin' crashed my hovercraft
After I strapped the duffel bag to my back
And stuck the massive punchin' bag in it
An elastic bungee strap, proper plaster, a thumb tack
And a piece of plastic bubble wrap
Went spastic and fuckin' snapped
Jumped and splashed in a puddle of battery acid
Stumbled back, recovered, back flipped
And landed on a gymnastic tumble mat
And for my last trick, lunge on back lash
On a NASA shuttle flap, fuckin' snapped the rudder in half
Chuckled and laughed, buttaled my last rebuttal
And just asked him to come crash
And I grab my Go-Go-Gadget inflatable gigantic humongous mattress
And ceramic construction hat
Rubbed my magic mushroom tat
Fell off then splat, get up from that
Face taped to a waste paper basket
Throw up then gas, lungs collapse
And that's more likely than finding someone that's

Right for me, will change me, rearrange my head to be
Just right for you and me, don't laugh, please listen
Don't laugh, please listen

Couple of shots of Jäger
Public intoxication, dis-fuckin'-combobulation
Flooded with thoughts of anger
While I was away I know probably some of you got to thinkin'
"You're top ten ain't cha?" stop 'cause you fuckers are talkin' crazy
And stop interrupting you're not even up in the conversation
Whether you're punchin' a clock or famous
Underground, pop, or nameless, whatever your job is
I came to fuck with your occupation
You're thinkin' just 'cause you came in with scrubs
And you brought the scalpel and sponge
The oxygen tank and the suction and shot the brain surgeon
Stuck in the operating room
Once you done swapped your name with him
Smuggled in Ronald Reagan
Dug him up Donald Fagen
While juggling waffles baking
Fuckin' McDonalds egg and cheese sausage bagel finagle
They flung it across the table
Then bump it and knock it shake it
Jumped and got in the way then disrupted my concentration
I said fuck it and lost my patience
Since they all woke up from sedation
Ain't none of you Doctor Dre
So then what does it got you thinkin'
You can fuck with this operation
Aftermath, still running hip-hop amazing
I'm still pluggin' along
No need for an assumption
Here's confirmation
I'm up for the long duration
I'm just looking for something to walk away with
Some pocket change and a little integrity
Though I'll probably be jumpin' across the stage
'Til I'm fuckin' Madonna's age and
Stuck in an awkward place in my life
But I shit you not like I'm fucked up with constipation
That day will come before I stumble upon some lady that's

Right for me, will change me, rearrange my head to be




Just right for you and me, don't laugh, please listen
Don't laugh, please listen

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Eminem's song "Right for Me" appear to be a stream-of-consciousness rant, as the rapper talks about feeling "phenomenal," being high on drugs like mushrooms and lean, and feeling hollow and trapped. He also discusses his misogyny, drug abuse, and love for hip-hop. Throughout the song, he seems to be struggling with his own identity and the pressures of fame, wondering if anyone is "right for me."


The first verse is particularly interesting because it shows Eminem's disorientation and lack of grounding. He mentions not knowing if he's in Tennessee, Chicago, or Houston and seeks solitude in the corner. He also talks about consuming various drugs, including alcohol, lean, mushrooms, and pharmaceuticals. The second verse has a more aggressive tone, as Eminem asserts his dominance in the rap game and takes aim at other artists. He seems almost angry and defensive as he declares his long-term commitment to hip-hop.


Overall, "Right for Me" is a complex and introspective song that touches on a range of personal and societal issues, from drug abuse to misogyny to the elusive nature of contentment.


Line by Line Meaning

I feel phenomenal as usual
I feel amazing and incredible, just like I always do


Pharmaceuticals, glue stick to crucify me at Bonnaroo
I'm using drugs and substances that have a strong hold on me, they are controlling and destroying me at the Bonnaroo music festival


But I don't know if I'm in Tennessee, Chicago, or Houston
I'm so disoriented and lost that I don't even know where I am, I'm completely detached from reality


In the corner trying to seek solitude
I'm trying to find some peace and quiet, away from everyone else


Shallow but such a hollow dude
I may seem shallow and empty, lacking depth and substance


I won't even swallow solid food
I'm so messed up that I can't even eat regular food, I'm unable to consume anything


Alcoholic too, plus I'm on lean like the Tower of Pisa
Not only am I addicted to alcohol, but I'm also heavily under the influence of lean (codeine syrup) just like the leaning Tower of Pisa


Top it off I'm on mushrooms so fuck all of you
To complete the mix, I'm also using hallucinogenic mushrooms, so I don't care about any of you


Roses are violet, mollies are blue
Playing with words here, as roses are normally red, I'm saying that roses are now violet (implying a distorted perception), and also referring to the drug 'mollies' which are typically blue


Lost in a ball of confusion
My mind is completely confused and chaotic, I'm lost within it


Its all an illusion
Everything I see and experience feels like a fake and distorted reality, nothing seems real


It's probably the shrooms I'm on
The reason behind the illusions and distortions is likely the hallucinogenic mushrooms I'm currently under the influence of


'Cause I think I started hallucinating
I believe I'm experiencing hallucinations, seeing things that aren't actually there


'Cause I just thought I just heard Jay Electronica and Odd Future's new shit
In my altered state, I thought I heard the new music from Jay Electronica and Odd Future


And all I can do is follow the music
The only thing I can do is let the music guide me, as it becomes my only sense of direction


And end up with Paula Abdul at Lollapalooza
I find myself in a strange situation, ending up with Paula Abdul (a pop singer) at the Lollapalooza music festival


Fillin' water balloons with nail polish remover
Engaging in destructive and dangerous behavior, I'm filling water balloons with nail polish remover, implying a reckless and harmful action


Just to pop 'em and wallow in fumes
Once these balloons are popped, I will revel in the toxic fumes they release, again portraying my self-destructive behavior


I feel uptight I gotta get looser
I feel tense and anxious, I need to relax and let go of my inhibitions


After I finish polishing off this bottle of booze I got a solution
Once I finish drinking this entire bottle of alcohol, I think I'll have a revelation or answer to my problems


Concentrated like orange juice so I'm not as diluted
My solution or idea is strong and powerful, like concentrated orange juice, it's not watered down or weak


Cause all this delusion got me seein' shit
All these distorted perceptions and illusions are causing me to see things that aren't real


Excusez-moi but that coochie that passed
Using a French phrase to say 'excuse me', but referring to a woman that just walked by


You see her ass? Wouldn't make her my main squeeze
Referring to a woman's attractive buttocks, but stating that I wouldn't consider her to be my main romantic partner


But juicier ass, it belongs in a juicer
Implying that there are other women with even more attractive buttocks, suggesting that they would fit in a juicer due to their appealing qualities


It's mouth waterin' too so I walked up to it like I'm Marshall
The woman's attractiveness and appeal are so enticing that I approach her with confidence and charisma, as if I were Eminem himself ('Marshall' is his real name)


Wanna try to meet my standards? I'll Introduce ya
If this woman wants to impress me and meet my high standards, I'm willing to introduce her to my world


Oh I'm a misogynist too but I'm not a masseuse
Admitting to being a misogynist (someone who dislikes or is prejudiced against women), but clarifying that I'm not a massage therapist ('masseuse')


But my attitude is rubbin' off on the youth
Although I may not be physically massaging others, my negative and prejudiced attitude towards women is influencing and affecting young people


A chronic abuser, not only user of marijuana
I am a habitual abuser, not just a casual user, of marijuana and other substances


I mean verbal assault that I use to smoke all of you losers
Referring to my skill in verbally attacking and dominating others through my music, I consider myself superior to all the people I deem as losers


Got a bazooka, a shotgun, a ruger, a Glock, and a nuke
Listing various weapons that I possess, from explosives like a bazooka and a nuke to firearms like a shotgun, ruger, and Glock


And a Rottweiler too, I'm not in the mood so
In addition to the weapons, I also have a Rottweiler dog as protection, and I'm not in the mood for any confrontation or trouble


When I say I'm bringing the TEC out
Referring to a TEC-9 semi-automatic handgun, I'm indicating that I'm prepared and willing to use it if necessary


I'm not coming to repair your fuckin' electronic computers
My reference to bringing out the TEC is not about fixing electronic devices like computers, but rather about causing harm or violence


God, I'm gonna puke
Expressing my nausea and disgust, I feel like I'm going to vomit


I'm so gone off the hookah
I am extremely intoxicated and high from smoking a hookah pipe


I think I swallowed a loofah
In my impaired state, I believe I accidentally swallowed a loofah (a scrubbing sponge), emphasizing my confusion and disorientation


I'm tore up, demolished, a fuckin' stone like Oliver
I am heavily intoxicated to the point of being destroyed and impaired, I compare myself to being as still and unresponsive as a stone, like Oliver (possibly a reference to the literary character Oliver Twist)


Like I looked Medusa in the eyeball to seduce her
Using a mythological reference to Medusa, I'm implying that I have the ability to charm or seduce even someone as intimidating and unapproachable as her


The thoughts I produce are loony tunes
The ideas and thoughts that I generate are crazy and absurd, like the characters in the cartoon series 'Looney Tunes'


The box of usable latex gloves and the socks and the shoes
Referring to a box containing practical items like gloves, socks, and shoes, implying that I have a collection of strange and unconventional objects


To replace next up Veronica's boobs
Insinuating that I have an obsession with breasts, suggesting that I would replace or prioritize them over other items or people


And uhh, paycheck stubs that were stuffed in the glove box
Discovering paycheck slips that were hidden or misplaced in a car's glove box compartment


In a blue Honda with used condoms were clues
Finding used condoms in a blue Honda car, indicating evidence of sexual activity or encounters


The girl was just not the one suitable for or
Concluding that the girl involved in these clues and situations was not the right match or suitable for me


Thought I’d give in to the pressure
Considering surrendering or succumbing to the external pressures and expectations placed upon me


Collapse and crumble perhaps
Breaking down and completely falling apart, possibly in response to those pressures


Relapsing under that
Returning to negative habits or behaviors, potentially as a consequence of the pressure and stress


Well that's a bunch of crap
Dismissing the idea of relapsing or giving in as nonsense and unacceptable


In the clutch, I'm the Captain Crunch of rap
Comparing myself to Captain Crunch (a brand mascot), I excel under pressure, especially in the world of rap music


And I'm sick of acting humble, that's enough of that
Expressing my frustration with pretending to be humble, I've had enough of that behavior


Fuck that shit, cut the sack
I don't care about that anymore, get rid of that attitude or approach


Like its a natural reaction
Treating it as a normal and instinctive response


That's why I'm actually trapped in this shoving match
The reason I find myself in this constant fight or struggle is because I react and engage in conflicts


'Cause push keeps coming to that
Because people keep challenging or provoking me, leading to clashes and confrontations


I can keep getting my ass kicked, I’m coming back
Even if I continue to face defeat or failure, I will persist and return for another round


Like a sarcastic crumpled sack of shit, still mad
Comparing myself to a sarcastic and angry mess, I remain upset and resentful despite any setbacks or difficulties


Disgruntled had some struggles yeah
Admitting that I've faced hardships and difficulties, which contributes to my dissatisfaction and anger


But that passionate hunger's back
Despite the challenges, my intense desire and determination have returned


The fantastic juggling act
Referring to my ability to handle multiple tasks or issues simultaneously, like a skilled performer


And the way I flip my tongue on the track
Describing my skill and agility in rap, with the ability to deliver fast and clever rhymes


It's like verbal acrobatics
My lyrical proficiency and wordplay resemble acrobatic feats, showcasing my agility and skill


But in fact
Contrary to the showmanship, in reality,


Last time I tried to pull off a dramatic stunt as drastic
Recalling a previous attempt to execute a dramatic and extreme act


I fuckin' crashed my hovercraft
However, that attempt ended in complete failure or disaster, symbolized by crashing a hovercraft (a fictional mode of transportation)


After I strapped the duffel bag to my back
Detailing how I prepared for that stunt, I attached a bag to my back


And stuck the massive punchin' bag in it
Within that bag, I placed a large punching bag, suggesting my intention to perform some physically demanding act


An elastic bungee strap, proper plaster, a thumb tack
Listing the additional items or tools I used, including an elastic bungee strap, plaster (to secure something), and a thumbtack


And a piece of plastic bubble wrap
Including a piece of plastic bubble wrap, which provides cushioning and protection


Went spastic and fuckin' snapped
In the end, everything went out of control and completely failed


Jumped and splashed in a puddle of battery acid
Falling or leaping into a puddle of battery acid, depicting a scenario of extreme danger and harm


Stumbled back, recovered, back flipped
After recovering from the fall, I then executed a backflip as a recovery or response


And landed on a gymnastic tumble mat
Successfully landing on a gymnastic mat used for tumbling, showing elements of recovery and resilience


And for my last trick, lunge on back lash
Referring to my final act or stunt, I make a sudden movement or thrust backward


On a NASA shuttle flap, fuckin' snapped the rudder in half
Using figurative language, I imply that during the stunt on a NASA space shuttle, I damaged or broke the rudder (a control surface) in half


Chuckled and laughed, buttaled my last rebuttal
After the failed stunt, I laugh and chuckle, then deliver a final response or argument


And just asked him to come crash
Challenging or inviting someone to join me in crashing or failing, suggesting a confrontational attitude


And I grab my Go-Go-Gadget inflatable gigantic humongous mattress
In this exaggerated description, I quickly retrieve a massive inflatable mattress using a reference to the cartoon character Inspector Gadget


And ceramic construction hat
In addition, I wear a ceramic construction hat (like a hardhat) for protection, again presenting a peculiar and impractical scenario


Rubbed my magic mushroom tat
Touching or caressing a tattoo related to magic mushrooms, signifying my attachment to drug culture and hallucinogens


Fell off then splat, get up from that
Unfortunately, I fall off the mattress and make a loud splat sound, but I'm able to get up from that mishap


Face taped to a waste paper basket
Continuing with the comedic and absurd imagery, my face becomes stuck or attached to a trash bin used for paper waste


Throw up then gas, lungs collapse
Overall, the situation becomes more dire as I throw up (vomit) and gasp for air, with my lungs potentially collapsing


And that's more likely than finding someone that's
I'm emphasizing the slim chances of finding someone who is


Right for me, will change me, rearrange my head to be
Ideal for me, someone who will have a positive impact on me and transform my mindset


Just right for you and me, don’t laugh, please listen
This person would be perfect for both of us, so I request that you take this seriously and listen carefully


Don’t laugh, please listen
I repeat my plea for you to pay attention and not treat this lightly


Couple of shots of Jäger
Having a few shots of Jägermeister (a type of herbal liqueur)


Public intoxication, dis-fuckin'-combobulation
Engaging in public drunkenness and being completely disoriented and confused


Flooded with thoughts of anger
Overwhelmed with feelings of anger and frustration


While I was away I know probably some of you got to thinkin'
During my absence, I'm aware that some of you may have started to believe


"You're top ten ain't cha?" stop cause you fuckers are talkin' crazy
That I'm among the top ten in terms of skill or success, but I urge you to stop because you're talking nonsense and being delusional


And stop interrupting you're not even up in the conversation
Furthermore, I tell those who are interrupting that they shouldn't even be involved in the discussion


Whether you're punchin' a clock or famous
It doesn't matter if you're working a regular job or if you're a famous figure


Underground, pop, or nameless, whatever your job is
Whether you're an emerging artist, a mainstream pop star, or completely unknown, whatever your occupation or position may be


I came to fuck with your occupation
I'm here to disrupt or challenge your roles and positions in the music industry


You're thinkin' just cause you came in with scrubs
You might believe that just because you appeared with scrubs (medical attire),


And you brought the scalpel and sponge
And brought surgical instruments like a scalpel and sponge,


The oxygen tank and the suction and shot the brain surgeon
The oxygen tank and suction equipment needed during surgery, and even operated on a brain surgeon,


Stuck in the operating room
You might think that puts you in an advantageous position to succeed,


Once you done swapped your name with him
As if you're replacing or taking the place of the brain surgeon,


Smuggled in Ronald Reagan
Even suggesting that you sneaked in former US President Ronald Reagan


Dug him up Donald Fagen
And dug up Donald Fagen (co-founder of the band Steely Dan),


While juggling waffles baking
While simultaneously handling the task of baking waffles,


Fuckin' McDonalds egg and cheese sausage bagel finagle
And also managing to manipulate or finesse a McDonald's breakfast sandwich with egg, cheese, and sausage


They flung it across the table
In this chaotic and absurd setting, they fling the sandwich across the table


Then bump it and knock it shake it
Causing the sandwich to collide or hit into something, shaking it and disrupting its stability


Jumped and got in the way then disrupted my concentration
Then, someone interrupts or jumps in the way, disturbing my focus and attention


I said fuck it and lost my patience
In response to the disruption and frustration, I say 'fuck it' and lose my composure and patience


Since they all woke up from sedation
Referring to the people who were sedated or unaware, they have now become active and alert


Ain't none of you Doctor Dre
Despite their sudden awakening or assertiveness, none of them possess the skill or influence of Dr. Dre


So then what does it got you thinkin'
So what are you thinking or assuming about yourselves then?


You can fuck with this operation
That you can challenge or compete with me and my work


Aftermath, still running hip-hop amazing
Acknowledging the continued success and impact of Aftermath Entertainment (Dr. Dre's record label), it still has a significant influence on the hip-hop genre


I'm still pluggin' along
I'm still pushing forward and making progress


No need for an assumption
There's no reason to make assumptions or presumptions about my abilities or future success


Here's confirmation
Instead, let me provide you with concrete evidence or proof


I'm up for the long duration
I'm ready and prepared for the long haul, for a sustained and enduring career


I'm just looking for something to walk away with
I'm searching for something meaningful and valuable to take or gain from my experiences


Some pocket change and a little integrity
Whether it's monetary gain or simply a sense of personal values and morals, I'm seeking to obtain both


Though I'll probably be jumpin' across the stage
Acknowledging that while he continues to pursue success, he'll likely continue performing energetically on stage


Till I'm fuckin' Madonna's age and
Esteemed performer Madonna has remained active and successful throughout her career, even as she's grown older


Stuck in an awkward place in my life
He predicts that he'll eventually find himself in a difficult and uncertain phase of his life


But I shit you not like I'm fucked up with constipation
Emphasizing that this predicted phase will indeed occur, comparing it to feeling constipated (blocked and unable to progress)


That day will come before I stumble upon some lady that’s
The challenging stage will arrive before he finds a suitable romantic partner who is


Right for me, will change me, rearrange my head to be
Perfect for him and capable of transforming his mindset and perspective


Just right for you and me, don’t laugh, please listen
Suitable for both him and the listener, he requests that the listener takes this seriously and pays attention


Don’t laugh, please listen
He reiterates his plea for the listener to listen without mockery or amusement




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: Marshall B. III Mathers, Luis Edgardo Resto

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Honour


on The Real Slim Shady

May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwing' her over furniture (ah)
It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbing' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who"
"Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what s going' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

I'm like a headtrip to listen to, 'cause I'm only giving' you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder, "how can
Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spitting' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck"
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

Noah


on Remember Me?

Remember me? S executions
Remember me? I have no remorse
Remember me? I'm high-powered
Remember me? I drop bombs like Hiroshima

For this one, they scream "X, you retarded?!"
'Cause I grab the mic and get down like syndrome
Hide and roam into the masses
Without boundaries, which qualifies me
For the term "universal" without no rehearsal
I leak words that's controversial
Like I'm not the one you wanna contest, see
'Cause I'll hit your ass like the train did that bitch
That got banned from TV, heavyweight getup
Hit you, watch your whole head split up
Loco is the motion, we comin' through
Hollow-tips is the lead the .45 threw

Remember me? Throw your guns in the air
Remember me? Slam, slam
Remember me? Nigga, back the fuck up
Remember me? Chka-chka-Onyx

Niggas that take no for an answer get told no
Yeah, I been told no, but it was more like "No! No! No!"
Life a bitch, met her, fuck you if you let her
Better come better than better to be a competitor
This vet is ahead of the shit, it's all redder, you deader and deader
A medic instead of the cheddars and credda
Settle vendetta with metal Beretta from ghetto to ghetto
Evidence, nope, never leave a shred of
I got the soul of every rapper in me, love me or hate me
My moms got raped by the industry and made me
I'm the illest nigga ever, I told you
I get more pussy than them dyke bitches Total
Want beef, nigga? Pfft, you better dead that shit
My name should be Can't-Believe-That-Nigga-Said-That-Shit
Probably sayin' he ain't a killer, but I'm killin' myself
Smoke death, fuck bitches raw on the kitchen floor
So think what I'ma do to you, have done to you
Got niggas in my hood who'd do that shit for a blunt or two
What you wanna do? Cocksuckers, we Glock busters
'Til the cops cuff us, gon' start ruckus and drop blockbusters
Round the clock hustlers, you cannot touch us
I'm gettin' wires, niggas wantin' me dead
Wantin' my head, you think it could be somethin' I said?

Remember me? I just don't give a fuck
Remember me? Yeah, fuck you too
Remember me? I'm low down and I'm shifty
Remember me? I'm Shady

When I go out, I'ma go out shootin'
I don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club, stupid
I'm tryin' to clean up my fuckin' image
So I promised the fuckin' critics
I wouldn't say "fuckin'" for six minutes
(Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
My baby's mom, bitch made me an angry blonde
So I made me a song, killed her and put Hailie on
I may be wrong, I keep thinkin' these crazy thoughts
In my cranium, but I'm stuck with a crazy mom
(Is she really on as much dope as you say she's on?)
Came home and somebody must've broke in the back window
And stole two loaded machine guns and both of my trench coats
Six sick dreams of picnic scenes
Two kids, sixteen, with M-16s and ten clips each
And them shits reach through six kids each
And Slim gets blamed in Bill Clint's speech to fix these streets?!
Fuck that! Pfft, you faggots can vanish to volcanic ash
And reappear in hell with a can of gas and a match
Aftermath, Dre, grab the gat, show 'em where it's at
(What the fuck you starin' at, nigga?)

Don't you remember me?
Remember me?
Remember me?
Remember me? (Slim Shady!)

28Rivals


on Lose Yourself

@elchihuahua420 Damn bro, stay strong "You only get one shot don't miss your chance to blow." Don't let them bring you down in life and keep pushing

Noah


on Till ICollapse

Not Afraid

hope


on The Real Slim Shady

hi

eminem


on Crazy In Love

great song

serenity noble


on Lose Yourself

awesome

serenity noble


on The Real Slim Shady

awesome

serenity noble


on Lose Yourself

i love it
#eminemfan

Mind Space Apocalypse


on ShadyXV

Greatest of all time

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