Slim Shady Platter
Eminem Lyrics


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May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh!)
It's the return of the "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though."
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee."
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
Better than 90% of you rappers out can
Then you wonder: "How can
Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm 30
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck!"
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?





Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up!

Overall Meaning

The song "Slim Shady Remix" by Eminem, originally released in 1999, acknowledges the controversy surrounding Eminem's lyrics and persona. Eminem introduces himself as "the real Slim Shady," implying that there are many imposters attempting to copy his style and mannerisms. He also raps about society's hypocrisy and double standards. He confronts his critics who accuse him of being misogynistic, homophobic, and offensive, by pointing out the absurdity of their outrage. He suggests that people are quick to judge without listening to the bigger picture and that he wants his listeners to question the status quo as well. He adds to this by calling himself out, suggesting that he may not be mentally stable, but still manages to be more authentic and genuine than many of the people he is railing against.


The chorus, "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?" is a repetition of the refrain in the original Slim Shady song, and became one of the most recognizable lines in rap history. Eminem's wordplay is some of the most complex in the genre, using profanity, crude humor, and insults to make fun of popular figures like Moby, Britney Spears, and Christina Aguilera. At the same time, he uses his wit and humor to subvert cultural norms and challenge the audience's expectations of what hip-hop should be. In this way, "Slim Shady Remix" is a metacommentary on Eminem's own artistry.


Line by Line Meaning

May I have your attention, please?
Listen up, everyone, I need your full attention.


Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Is there anyone who truly embodies the persona of Slim Shady?


We're gonna have a problem here
This situation is going to cause some trouble.


Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
You are reacting as if you've never encountered a Caucasian individual.


Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
You're all shocked, like when a dramatic event takes place on a TV show.


And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
Engaging in physical violence against her more intensely than previous incidents.


They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh!)
After their initial divorce, they engaged in a violent altercation, throwing her over various pieces of furniture.


It's the return of the "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
This is a comeback that elicits disbelief and shock.


He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
Did he really say what I believe he said?


And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots!
Dr. Dre remained silent, criticizing those who couldn't comprehend the true message.


Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha!)
Dr. Dre is metaphorically dead and held captive in my creative process.


Feminist women love Eminem
There are feminist women who deeply appreciate and support Eminem's work.


"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
They're tired of the persona of Slim Shady.


Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
Observing him confidently displaying his masculinity.


Flippin' the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though.
Playfully making crude gestures towards a particular person, though they find him physically attractive.


Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
Admitting to having a few mental quirks or eccentricities.


But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Although eccentric, his behavior is no more extreme than what occurs in the private lives of others.


Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
Occasionally, he desires to express himself freely on television.


But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
He is prohibited from doing so, while others like Tom Green can engage in outrageous behavior.


"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
Provocatively asserting the act of placing his posterior on someone's lips.


And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
If fortune is on his side, the person may even offer a gesture of affection towards it.


And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
This is the type of content we convey to young children.


And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Yet, we anticipate that they remain unaware of the female anatomy.


Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
Naturally, they will become familiar with the concept of sexual intercourse.


By the time they hit fourth grade
Even before they reach fourth grade in school.


They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
Surely, they have access to channels like the Discovery Channel.


We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals
Essentially, we are all animals, and some are even cannibalistic.


Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
Committing acts of violence that involve cutting others open, much like slicing open cantaloupes.


But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
If we can engage in sexual activity with deceased animals and antelopes.


Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
There should be no obstacle preventing two men from participating in a romantic elopement.


But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
However, if you share my sentiments, I possess the remedy.


Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes
Ladies, raise your pantyhose and join in singing the chorus that follows.


I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
I am the authentic, genuine Slim Shady.


All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
Everyone else claiming to be Slim Shady is merely copying or mimicking.


So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Therefore, would the true Slim Shady kindly make themselves known?


Please stand up, please stand up?
I implore you to rise from your seat.


'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
I, Slim Shady, reiterate that I am the genuine article.


All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
The rest of the so-called Slim Shadys are merely impersonators.


So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Therefore, would the true Slim Shady kindly identify themselves?


Please stand up, please stand up?
I urge you to rise from your seat.


Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Will Smith does not need to use vulgar language in his songs to achieve commercial success.


Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
However, I choose to employ profanity, so not only do I disregard Will Smith, but I also disdain all of you.


You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Do you believe that I truly care about winning a Grammy award?


Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
A significant proportion of critics find me repugnant and have difficulty tolerating my presence.


"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Some may argue that if I do win a Grammy, it would be considered peculiar.


Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
And why would you want me to win, merely to deceive and manipulate the situation?


So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Is the intention for me to be placed beside Britney Spears?


Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
Damn it, Christina Aguilera should definitely change seats with me.


So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
Consequently, I would then have the opportunity to be seated alongside Carson Daly and Fred Durst.


And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
And listen to them bicker about who received oral sex from her initially.


Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
That insignificant individual openly criticized and ridiculed me on MTV.


"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee."
She acknowledges my attractiveness but suggests that I am already married to Kim, accompanied by a chuckle.


I should download her audio on MP3
I should retrieve her audio recording and convert it into an MP3 file.


And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
Subsequently, I will expose to the entire world how you infected me with a venereal disease.


I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
I have grown tired of these young, irritating male and female music groups.


All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
You consistently irritate me, prompting me to believe that my purpose involves obliterating your existence.


And there's a million of us just like me
There exist countless individuals who resemble me in numerous ways.


Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
These individuals possess a similar vocabulary and exhibit a similar disregard for societal norms.


Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
They emulate my style of dress, mannerisms, speech, and behavior.


And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
Although they could potentially be the next best thing, they cannot fully replicate my uniqueness.


I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you
Listening to me is like experiencing a mind-altering journey because I present to you


Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
The kind of topics you mockingly discuss among friends within the comfort of your living room.


The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
The sole disparity is that I possess the courage to voice these thoughts in your presence.


And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I am not obligated to feign or soften the content in any way.


I just get on the mic and spit it
I simply step up to the microphone and deliver these words with fervor.


And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
Regardless of your willingness to acknowledge it, I have already said what I needed to say.


Better than 90% of you rappers out can
I excel in this craft more than 90% of the other rappers in the industry.


Then you wonder: "How can
Thus, it leads you to question: "In what way


Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
Do children eagerly consume these albums as if they were Valium?


It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm 30
It's ironic since, based on my current progress, when I reach the age of 30


I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
I will likely be the only individual residing in a nursing home who still engages in flirtatious behavior.


Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
Engaging in inappropriate behavior such as pinching the buttocks of nurses while privately masturbating with a lotion called Jergens.


And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
Despite consuming an entire bag of Viagra, I'm struggling to achieve an erection.


And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
Additionally, every individual possesses a concealed side akin to Slim Shady.


He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
This hidden Slim Shady might even be employed at Burger King, engaging in unsanitary practices like spitting on customers' onion rings.


Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck!"
Alternatively, he may be found in the parking lot, driving around in circles, and yelling, "I don't care about anything!"


With his windows down and his system up
His car windows are rolled down while the stereo system blares loudly.


So will the real Shady please stand up
Hence, the authentic Shady should identify himself by standing.


And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
Additionally, please raise one finger from each hand in acknowledgment.


And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
Simultaneously, express your pride in being erratic and unrestrained.


And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
For one final occasion, with as much volume as you can muster, how does the chorus sound?


Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Ha ha, it appears that there exists a Slim Shady within each one of us.


Fuck it, let's all stand up!
Forget it, let's all rise to our feet!




Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: Marshall Mathers, Andre Young, Michael Elizondo, Thomas Coster

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