The Real Slim Shady )
Eminem Lyrics


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May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're going to have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin' her ass worse than before, they first get divorced
Throwing her over furniture
It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre said
Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
Flippin' the you know who "yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I want to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a women's clitoris is.
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel don't they?
We ain't nothing but mammals,
Well some of us cannibals, who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
"But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
Little bitch put me on blast on M-T-V
"Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, he he"
I should download her audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D.
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I've been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me, who dress like me
Walk, talk and act like me, it just might be the next best thing,
But not quite me

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up

I'm like a head trip to listen to
'Cause I'm only giving you, things you joke about with your friends
Inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to admit it (rip)
I just shit it better than 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums, it's funny
'Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting.
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger King
Spitten on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot circling,
Screaming I don't give a fuck with his windows down and system up
So will the real Shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up

Haha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us,




Fuck it,
Let's all stand up

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Eminem's song The Real Slim Shady are a commentary on the state of hip hop and pop culture. Eminem is playing a character and the song is full of satire and humor. The opening lines of "May I have your attention please?" are a call to the audience to pay attention to the message that follows. However, when the real Slim Shady is asked to speak up, there is a sense that there is a lack of realness and authenticity in the hip hop industry. For Eminem, there is a sense that the real Slim Shady is the one who speaks truth against the facade of a hip hop industry that is controlled by record labels.


The lyrics go on to take shots at many celebrities including Dr. Dre, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. The line "Feminist women love Eminem" is a nod to the fact that Eminem has a significant female following, despite the misogynistic lyrics in some of his songs. This is also an ironic comment on Eminem's lyrics where he has been accused of being misogynistic. The song is ultimately about authenticity and honesty. Eminem is saying that the real Slim Shady is the one who is honest and true to himself, and who doesn't care about what others think of him.


Line by Line Meaning

May I have your attention please?
I would like to gather everyone's focus and interest.


Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Who is the authentic Slim Shady? I urge them to reveal themselves.


We're going to have a problem here
There will be a notable issue or conflict that arises as a result.


Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
It seems as though you have never encountered a Caucasian individual previously.


Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
Your jaws drop in astonishment, reminiscent of the reaction to the scandalous tape involving Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee.


Started whoopin' her ass worse than before, they first get divorced
Engaged in a physical altercation, surpassing previous instances, following their initial divorce.


Throwing her over furniture
Violently hurling her across various pieces of household furnishings.


It's the return of the 'Oh wait, no way, your kidding
This is a recurrence of the unexpected and unbelievable behavior.


He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?'
Did he truly utter the remark I believe he did?


And Dr Dre said Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead
Dr. Dre, unfortunately, can no longer respond, you fools, as he is deceased.


He's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Amusingly, I have confined him to my underground quarters.


Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
Feminist women possess great admiration for Eminem, although personally I have grown tired of his presence.


Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
Observe him, strolling around while arrogantly clutching his genitalia.


Flippin' the you know who 'yeah, but he's so cute though'
Additionally, he nonchalantly disrespects the respected person, yet some excuse his actions due to his physical attractiveness.


Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
Admittedly, I likely possess a few loose screws in my mental state.


But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
However, my mental instability is certainly not more severe than the questionable activities occurring in your parents' private lives.


Sometimes I want to get on TV and just let loose, but can't
Occasionally, I desire to freely express myself on television, but unfortunately, I am unable to do so.


But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
Strangely, society finds it acceptable for Tom Green to engage in sexual acts with a deceased moose.


My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
Metaphorically, my crude behavior has left a lasting impact on you as if my buttocks were pressed against your lips.


And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
By chance, you may even bestow a small affectionate gesture upon it.


And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
This is the communication we convey to impressionable young children.


And expect them not to know what a women's clitoris is
While simultaneously expecting them to remain unfamiliar with the concept of a woman's clitoris.


Of course they gonna know what intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade
Naturally, they will gain knowledge about sexual intercourse before even reaching the fourth grade.


They got the discovery channel don't they?
After all, they have access to the Discovery Channel, do they not?


We ain't nothing but mammals
Essentially, we are merely classified as mammals.


Well some of us cannibals, who cut other people open like cantaloupes
To clarify, certain individuals among us possess cannibalistic tendencies, slicing open fellow humans similar to how cantaloupes are prepared.


But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Considering we engage in sexual activity with deceased creatures, even including antelopes,


Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
It follows that there is no logical justification for denying the possibility of two men eloping.


But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
Alternatively, if you share my sentiments, I possess the remedy or solution.


Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
Ladies, enthusiastically showcase your pantyhose while simultaneously singing the repeated segment of the song.


I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
I am the genuine, authentic Slim Shady.


All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
The rest of you who claim to be Slim Shady are nothing more than impersonators.


So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
Therefore, I implore the genuine Slim Shady to rise and reveal themselves.


Please stand up, Please stand up
Kindly assume an upright position, please.


Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Unlike Will Smith, it is not necessary for me to incorporate vulgar language in my lyrics to achieve record sales.


Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
However, I choose to use explicit language, so both Will Smith and you can be vehemently disregarded and insulted.


You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Do you genuinely believe that I care about receiving a Grammy Award?


Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
A considerable portion of the critics find my presence unsettling and cannot even tolerate me, let alone support me.


But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird?
But Slim, wouldn't it be peculiar if you were to achieve victory?


Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
For what reason? So all of you can simply fabricate information to bring me to this position?


So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
Thus, allowing you to place me in close proximity to Britney Spears.


Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
Christina Aguilera should undeniably exchange her current seating arrangement to join me.


So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
This is necessary for me to occupy a seat adjacent to both Carson Daly and Fred Durst.


And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Observing them engage in a dispute over the order in which they received oral favors from her.


Little bitch put me on blast on M-T-V
That insignificant individual publicly denounced me on MTV.


Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, he he
Sure, he may be appealing, but I suspect he is in a marital relationship with Kim, adding a mocking chuckle.


I should download her audio on mp3
I ought to acquire her audio recordings in the MP3 digital format.


And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D.
Subsequently, I will expose to the entire world how you transmitted a sexually transmitted infection to Eminem.


I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
I have grown weary of the existence of these small female and male collectives as they continually irritate me.


So I've been sent here to destroy you
Evidently, I have been dispatched to dismantle and cause harm to your group.


And there's a million of us just like me
To emphasize, there exists a massive number of individuals identical to me.


Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me, who dress like me
These people curse similarly to me, possess a complete disregard for others' opinions like me, and adopt a similar fashion sense.


Walk, talk and act like me, it just might be the next best thing
They walk, talk, and conduct themselves in a manner identical to me, potentially making them the closest alternative.


But not quite me
Nevertheless, they still fall short of being an exact replica of myself.


I'm like a head trip to listen to
Listening to me and my music provides a mental journey.


'Cause I'm only giving you things you joke about with your friends
This is because I solely provide content that aligns with the topics you jest about among your peers.


Inside your living room
Within the confines of your own living space.


The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
However, the sole distinction lies in the fact that I possess the courage to express these thoughts directly in front of all of you.


And I don't gotta be false or sugar coat it at all
Furthermore, I am not obliged to be disingenuous or soften the content in any manner.


I just get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to admit it (rip)
Once I seize the microphone, I unreservedly deliver my message, regardless of whether you choose to acknowledge it or not.


I just shit it better than 90 percent of you rappers out there
I simply possess a higher level of skill and ability compared to approximately 90 percent of the other rappers currently in the industry.


Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums, it's funny
This leads to your contemplation regarding how youngsters consume my albums feverishly, akin to ingesting Valium pills, which I find amusing.


'Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
Given the trajectory I am currently on, by the time I reach thirty years of age


I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
I will likely be the sole individual composing flirtatious gestures within the confines of a nursing home.


Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens
Engaging in activities such as fondling the buttocks of nurses while simultaneously masturbating using a specific brand of lotion known as Jergens.


And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
Despite my desperate attempts, the entire container of Viagra fails to yield the desired outcome.


And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin', he could be workin' at Burger King
In every corner, there may be an individual embodying the essence of Slim Shady, lurking in plain sight, potentially even employed at a fast-food chain like Burger King.


Spitten on your onion rings
Contaminating your onion rings with saliva through his loquaciousness.


Or in the parking lot circling, screaming I don't give a fuck
Alternatively, he may be driving around the parking lot, repeatedly encircling the area, and vociferously announcing his complete indifference towards societal norms.


With his windows down and system up
The individual mentioned propels his vehicle with the windows open while blasting the stereo system at a high volume.


So will the real Shady, please stand up
Thus, I implore the authentic Shady to rise and present themselves.


And put one of those fingers on each hand up
Furthermore, raise one finger from each hand with confidence and determination.


And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
Additionally, find pride in the fact that you are mentally unstable and lack self-restraint.


And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Finally, let me hear you shout as loudly as possible, reciting the familiar chorus once again.


Haha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Amusingly, it appears that there exists a Slim Shady character within each and every one of us.


Fuck it, let's all stand up
Without concern, let us disregard any reservations and collectively rise to our feet.




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., BMG RIGHTS MANAGEMENT US, LLC
Written by: MARSHALL MATHERS, ANDRE YOUNG, MICHAEL ELIZONDO, THOMAS COSTER

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@arunjyotibanik7878

The song that plays in your head when you hear, "May I have your attention please???"

@arunjyotibanik7878

:D :D :D Ditto

@Aerotactics

Arunjyoti Banik Too real

@beeto45

+Arunjyoti Banik and the phrase that comes to my head is " well i do; so f*ck him and f*ck you too"

@arunjyotibanik7878

^ Hahahahahahaha. Hi five dude.

@reeshamuneer5039

Soooooooo True!!!!

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@jetman24

Funny how Eminem dissed Grammy and then won a Grammy for this song. Lmao

@tanlyand6759

jetman24 lol😂😂😂😂

@praisedjewel5256

But he didnt know hed win it tho

@visin8984

jetman24 irony at its finest

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