discombobulated
Eminem Lyrics

Oh, ayo, Dre
Hey, Dr. Dre

I'm discombobulated
I am confused and disoriented

Let's take 'em back (accents)
Let's go back in time and revisit our past (using different styles of rap)

In time (everything's all fucked up)
In the past (when everything was messed up)

I'm discombobulated, discombobulated
I am still confused and disoriented

Miss, you ovulating? Wait, I didn't mean to
Miss, are you ovulating? Sorry, that was not my intention

Piss you off, my lady, what I really meant to say is
Upset you, my lady, what I actually wanted to express is

It goes a little something like this
It is like this, let me explain

Soon as I'm through with the Unisom I'ma hit the snooze alarm
As soon as I finish taking Unisom, I will go back to sleep

Before I lose my mind, who am I gonna use it on?
Before I go crazy, who am I going to unleash it upon?

Utilizing this tool, I will execute a line
Using this skill, I will deliver a powerful rap verse

Like what I tried to do one time in my youth when I euthanized
Similar to what I attempted to do in my younger days when I put down

My poodle in junior high, used to hide in my room and fly
My pet dog during my middle school years, used to hide in my room and fantasize

To the moon and try suicide with the glue from my school supplies
To escape reality and attempt suicide using glue from my school materials

Then Proof, Denaun
Then Proof and Denaun

Eye-Kyu and I would climb in that hooptie to ride to Drew's and rhyme
Eye-Kyu and I would get into that old car to go to Drew's place and rap

Bodied Saint Andrew's Hall too many times to count
Delivered remarkable performances at Saint Andrew's Hall numerous times

Before I tear up The Shelter, give my dawgs a pound
Before I dominate The Shelter, greet my friends with a fist bump

Now I'm 'bout to treat all of you rappers noggins how
Now I am going to address all of you rappers' heads in a certain way

Dre does every time he goes back to Compton now
Dr. Dre does it every time he returns to Compton now

'Cause every so often I'll visit my old stomping grounds
Because sometimes I'll go back to where I used to hang out

And Doc's in the house, so you know the bong is out
And Dr. Dre is present, so you know marijuana will be smoked

Room is spinning like nine-hundred-thousand miles an hour
Feeling dizzy as if the room is spinning at an incredibly fast speed

Forgot what I'm talkin' 'bout, fuck, I'm discombobulated
Forgot what I was talking about, damn, I am confused and disoriented

Now up is down, left is right
Now everything is opposite, the usual directions are reversed

Day is night now, in is out, black is white
Daytime feels like nighttime, inside feels like outside, black feels like white

So to-and-fro and side-to-side
Moving back and forth and side to side

Am I coming or going? Man, I can't decide
Am I arriving or leaving? Man, I cannot make up my mind

'Cause back is forth now and stop means go
Because reverse is forward now and stopping means to proceed

No means yes, but yes don't mean no
Saying no means yes, but saying yes does not mean no

So baby, please, take off your clothes
So baby, please, undress yourself

(No) yes (no) yes (no) no (yes) oh (oh), yeah
(No) say yes (no) say yes (no) say no (yes) oh (oh), yeah

Just flew the coop, the cops are in hot pursuit
Just escaped, the police are chasing after me

But the day they catch me is the day 50'll call a truce
But the day they capture me is the day 50 Cent will make peace

And quash the feud with him and Ja and Ja'll actually spit a bar
And end the conflict between him and Ja Rule, and Ja Rule will actually rap a verse

That's not from a Dr. Seuss book and they'll start a group (haha)
That is not nonsense like in a Dr. Seuss book, and they will form a musical group (haha)

Fuck it, I'm a kook, I know I got a screw
Forget it, I'm eccentric, I know I am a little crazy

And a couple of marbles loose, brain is like ramen soup
And a few loose marbles, my brain is like a disorganized mess

Shout to Trugoy, gotta give a De La salute
Shout out to Trugoy, giving recognition to De La Soul

'Cause my noodle's in a knot, call it pasta noose (yeah)
Because my mind is twisted, comparing it to a tangled pasta noodle (yeah)

Wizard of 'ahs' and 'ohhs'
Master of vocal expressions like 'ahs' and 'ohhs'

Same Marshall Bruce in that battle who lost to Juice
The same person, Marshall Bruce, who lost a rap battle against Juice

Who also used to sound like Nas on 'Live at the Barbeque'
Who used to rap similarly to Nas in 'Live at the Barbeque'

Now I got the juice, wouldn't beef if I was you
Now I have the power and influence, it would be unwise to oppose me

Like, au jus, but beef, if like
Like au jus (a French dipping sauce), but beef regardless of the situation

'I was you,' but, like, ah, fuck you (man)
'I was you,' but, like, ah, screw you (man)

Long as I got these walls and these hallways I'm always
As long as I have these walls and hallways, I will constantly

Have someone to argue with, I'm just all twisted, I'm discombobulated
Have someone to disagree with, I am just mentally and emotionally confused and disoriented

Now up is down, left is right
Now everything is opposite, the usual directions are reversed

Day is night now, in is out, black is white
Daytime feels like nighttime, inside feels like outside, black feels like white

So to-and-fro and side-to-side
Moving back and forth and side to side

Am I coming or going? Man, I can't decide
Am I arriving or leaving? Man, I cannot make up my mind

'Cause back is forth now and stop means go
Because reverse is forward now and stopping means to proceed

No means yes, but yes don't mean no
Saying no means yes, but saying yes does not mean no

So baby, please, take off your clothes
So baby, please, undress yourself

(No) yes (no) yes (no) no (yes) oh (oh), yeah
(No) say yes (no) say yes (no) say no (yes) oh (oh), yeah

I'm at my best when I'm at my worst
I perform exceptionally well when I am in a bad state

And for that I'm blessed, so every time I rap I curse
And because of that, I am fortunate, so every time I rap I use profanity

And that's why press, I usually get attacked by first
And that is why the media criticizes me, they are usually the first to attack

They're at my neck like motherfucking vampires
They are constantly criticizing me, like vampires sucking my blood

So critics si-day I si-day the same shi-dit, I'm always degrading, little bi-ditch
So critics say I say the same shit, I am always insulting, you little bitch

Well, fi-duck 'em, they can si-duck my di-dick when I'm taking shi-dit
Well, fuck them, they can suck my dick when I am in the bathroom

Mid-y middle fid-inger is ex-tid-ended now, should I tell 'em where to put it?
My middle finger is extended now, should I tell them where to place it?

I'm si-do fed up with it, they ask me dumb shi-dit
I am so damn fed up with it, they ask me stupid shit

So I act like I'm on a kayak with my back to Niagara
So I pretend like I am on a kayak with my back turned to Niagara Falls

No life jacket, man, I had like six psychiatrists, scientists
Without a life jacket, man, I had around six psychiatrists who were like scientists

Misdiagnose me with plaque psoriasis 'cause I asked 'em, 'Why is it
They incorrectly diagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because I asked them, 'Why is it

My eye itches?' so they gave me some diet tips
My eye itching?' so they gave me dietary advice

And Viagra with side effects, I might end up growing spiderwebs
And Viagra with potential side effects, I may develop unusual physical symptoms

In my head and dying a horrifying death, on my final breath
In my mind and dying a terrifying death, with my last breath

I will tell you, apply your lips to my dick, it's one size that fits
I will tell you, perform oral sex on me, it's the perfect fit

I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive, what the fuck?
I just took an AIDS test and the doctor told me to have a positive mindset, what the fuck?

Now up is down, left is right
Now everything is opposite, the usual directions are reversed

Day is night now, in is out, black is white
Daytime feels like nighttime, inside feels like outside, black feels like white

So to-and-fro and side-to-side
Moving back and forth and side to side

Am I coming or going? Man, I can't decide
Am I arriving or leaving? Man, I cannot make up my mind

'Cause back is forth now and stop means go
Because reverse is forward now and stopping means to proceed

No means yes, but yes don't mean no
Saying no means yes, but saying yes does not mean no

So baby, please, take off your clothes
So baby, please, undress yourself

(No) yes (no) yes (no) no (yes) oh (oh), yeah
(No) say yes (no) say yes (no) say no (yes) oh (oh), yeah

Haha, yeah
Laughing, yeah

Dr. Dre
Addressing Dr. Dre

Black Beethoven
Referring to himself as a talented composer like Beethoven, but with a black heritage

S1
Acknowledging S1 (Symbolyc One), the song's producer

2050, haha
Referring to the year 2050 and laughing

We're out
We are finished/leaving