watch deez
Eminem Lyrics


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[Thirstin Howl]
I hit harder than Foreman
landing both both gloves to a low blow
with no cup
leave you Speech-less like when Arrested Development broke up
carry a crow bar for egos that won't budge
crack skulls through helmets
with the penetration of a screw nailed in
return like I was sending self addressed postage
throw bricks the size of the Stonehenge
before battles, we pour blood
and toast, death to wicked infants
found on the sorceress' doorsteps
slaughter lamb
and boar's head
every MC's cause of boredness
and mind bondage
bronchitis, lung failure
language unfam-i-liar
art through a flooded air brush
? leave craft
sentences joined with words holding hands
it's a tight squeeze
from where your head will be landing
in exact time flight leaves

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[Eminem]
Who's arm is this?
I must have cut it off of the pharmacist
Who refused to renew my seventh presciption of darvecet
I'm the old man who lives upstairs and starves his pets
and never leaves his house 'cause he thinks his car's possessed
I hate my life
that's why I degrade my wife
grabbed a paper plate to make a sandwich
and just ate the knife
my mother's screaming 'please heal him, take him straight to Christ'
meet you on the street and slap you just to break the ice
made a bomb threat with a fake device
strip you naked twice, pistol whip you and force you to take advice
and if you catch me bobbin' my head to some bullshit spittin'
I was probably just tryin to shake the lice
bugs fallin' out of my head
I'm wishin' I was dead
while I'm crawlin out of my bed
found it red and my rash is returning
I feel the sensation of burning
occurring, usually during pain for release in my urine
screamin' at my shadow 'please quit followin' me'
these pills keep screamin' 'please quit swollin' me'
the devil keeps screamin' 'please get down on one knee'
took the drugs before the cops ever found them on me

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Overall Meaning

In the song "Watch Deez" by Eminem and Thirstin Howl, the two rappers take turns spitting verses that are full of violent and disturbing imagery. Thirstin Howl sets the tone with his first verse, in which he boasts about his ability to inflict physical harm and tosses out cultural references (like Arrested Development) to show off his intellect. He also touches on themes like mortality and power dynamics, suggesting that a real battle begins before the first punch is thrown. Eminem takes the baton and launches into a series of nihilistic and self-destructive confessions. He paints himself as a desperate and paranoid figure, struggling to find meaning in his life and lashing out at anyone who comes near him. The song as a whole seems to revel in its own madness, as if the rappers are daring the listener to keep up with their twisted thoughts and rhyming patterns.


One interesting aspect of "Watch Deez" is that it was not released as part of a proper album by either artist. Instead, it was included on a 1997 compilation called "Eastern Conference All-Stars II," which showcased various underground hip-hop acts from the East Coast. This means that even though Eminem was already starting to gain some buzz at the time, "Watch Deez" wasn't necessarily seen as a major release in his early career. Nevertheless, the song has become a fan favorite over the years, thanks in part to the chemistry between Eminem and Thirstin Howl, who have a back-and-forth dynamic that feels both playful and sinister.


Line by Line Meaning

I hit harder than Foreman
I am a fierce fighter and hit harder than the legendary boxer, Foreman.


landing both both gloves to a low blow
I can deliver a heavy blow to my opponents' groin with both my gloves on.


with no cup
I don't need protective gear to hit my opponent in their most vulnerable area.


leave you Speech-less like when Arrested Development broke up
I can render you speechless, unable to talk or express your thoughts, just like fans of Arrested Development felt when their favorite show ended.


carry a crow bar for egos that won't budge
I am not afraid to use unconventional tools to break down the prideful egos of my enemies.


crack skulls through helmets
My strength is so great that I can break the tough armor of a helmet to cause damage to my opponent's skull.


with the penetration of a screw nailed in
I can make an entry into the skull of my enemies just like a screw that is nailed in goes through a surface.


return like I was sending self-addressed postage
I have the ability to come back with all my might, just like a self-addressed letter that returns to the sender.


throw bricks the size of the Stonehenge
I can throw bricks much heavier than the ones that were used to build the Stonehenge - an ancient monument in England.


before battles, we pour blood and toast, death to wicked infants
We perform a ritual before every battle where we drink blood and raise a toast to the demise of our enemies.


found on the sorceress' doorsteps
Our enemies are nothing but pathetic beings, just like the infants who are left at the doorsteps of sorceresses in folklore.


slaughter lamb and boar's head
We indulge in bloodshed and go after our enemies, similar to how a lamb and a boar's head are slaughtered for food.


every MC's cause of boredness and mind bondage
All other rappers bore me and put me in mental confinement.


bronchitis, lung failure, language unfam-i-liar
I have a serious medical condition that is causing my lungs to fail, making it difficult for me to speak properly.


art through a flooded airbrush
My art is imperfect, just like how paint comes out of a flooded airbrush.


leave craft
I don't really care about the art I create and I'd rather leave it to rot in obscurity.


sentences joined with words holding hands
My lyrics are strong because the words I choose are carefully held together, almost like they are holding hands.


it's a tight squeeze
I am getting too close to your head and there is not enough space for it to move away.


from where your head will be landing in exact time flight leaves
I will hit you so hard that you will leave the ground and your head will land at the exact time the plane takes off.


Who's arm is this?
I am now in possession of someone's arm, and I am unsure of its origin.


I must have cut it off of the pharmacist
I took someone's arm as revenge for a pharmacist who wouldn't renew my prescription.


Who refused to renew my seventh presciption of darvecet
I am suffering from a medical condition that requires darvecet, but my pharmacist refused to give me my seventh prescription of it.


I'm the old man who lives upstairs and starves his pets
I am a reclusive old man who neglects his pets by not feeding them properly.


and never leaves his house 'cause he thinks his car's possessed
I am so paranoid that I think my car is possessed, and it's preventing me from leaving my house.


I hate my life
I am in a state of deep dissatisfaction with my life.


that's why I degrade my wife
I take my frustrations out on my wife by belittling her and being abusive.


grabbed a paper plate to make a sandwich and just ate the knife
I'm so unstable that I don't even know what I'm doing, like using a knife to make a sandwich and then accidentally eating the knife.


my mother's screaming 'please heal him, take him straight to Christ'
My mother is seeking divine intervention to heal me and wants me to turn to Christ for salvation.


meet you on the street and slap you just to break the ice
I have no idea how to socialize, so I resort to physical violence to start a conversation.


made a bomb threat with a fake device
I am so disturbed that I have threatening objects that are fake, but meant to intimidate others.


strip you naked twice, pistol whip you and force you to take advice
I will humiliate and hurt you by stripping you of your clothes and then beating you with a gun, all while attempting to give you advice.


and if you catch me bobbin' my head to some bullshit spittin'
If you ever see me nodding my head to music that I don't really like, I'm probably just trying to get rid of lice - a common parasite that affects the scalp.


I was probably just tryin to shake the lice, bugs fallin' out of my head
I am so infested with lice and other bugs that they are literally falling out of my head.


I'm wishin' I was dead, while I'm crawlin out of my bed
I am so unhappy with my life and my current state that I cannot even get out of bed, and I wish I was dead.


found it red and my rash is returning, I feel the sensation of burning
My skin is reddening and I am experiencing a burning sensation, which is a symptom of a rash that keeps coming back.


occurring, usually during pain for release in my urine
My rash usually flares up and causes a burning sensation every time I urinate and experience pain.


screamin' at my shadow 'please quit followin' me'
I am so delusional and paranoid that I think even my own shadow is following me and I'm asking it to stop.


these pills keep screamin' 'please quit swollin' me'
I am addicted to pills and they are screaming at me to stop swallowing them.


the devil keeps screamin' 'please get down on one knee'
I am tormented by the devil who is demanding that I kneel before him.


took the drugs before the cops ever found them on me
I was being searched by the police, but I had already taken the drugs before they could find them on me.




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Honour


on The Real Slim Shady

May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwing' her over furniture (ah)
It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbing' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who"
"Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what s going' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

I'm like a headtrip to listen to, 'cause I'm only giving' you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder, "how can
Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spitting' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck"
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

Noah


on Remember Me?

Remember me? S executions
Remember me? I have no remorse
Remember me? I'm high-powered
Remember me? I drop bombs like Hiroshima

For this one, they scream "X, you retarded?!"
'Cause I grab the mic and get down like syndrome
Hide and roam into the masses
Without boundaries, which qualifies me
For the term "universal" without no rehearsal
I leak words that's controversial
Like I'm not the one you wanna contest, see
'Cause I'll hit your ass like the train did that bitch
That got banned from TV, heavyweight getup
Hit you, watch your whole head split up
Loco is the motion, we comin' through
Hollow-tips is the lead the .45 threw

Remember me? Throw your guns in the air
Remember me? Slam, slam
Remember me? Nigga, back the fuck up
Remember me? Chka-chka-Onyx

Niggas that take no for an answer get told no
Yeah, I been told no, but it was more like "No! No! No!"
Life a bitch, met her, fuck you if you let her
Better come better than better to be a competitor
This vet is ahead of the shit, it's all redder, you deader and deader
A medic instead of the cheddars and credda
Settle vendetta with metal Beretta from ghetto to ghetto
Evidence, nope, never leave a shred of
I got the soul of every rapper in me, love me or hate me
My moms got raped by the industry and made me
I'm the illest nigga ever, I told you
I get more pussy than them dyke bitches Total
Want beef, nigga? Pfft, you better dead that shit
My name should be Can't-Believe-That-Nigga-Said-That-Shit
Probably sayin' he ain't a killer, but I'm killin' myself
Smoke death, fuck bitches raw on the kitchen floor
So think what I'ma do to you, have done to you
Got niggas in my hood who'd do that shit for a blunt or two
What you wanna do? Cocksuckers, we Glock busters
'Til the cops cuff us, gon' start ruckus and drop blockbusters
Round the clock hustlers, you cannot touch us
I'm gettin' wires, niggas wantin' me dead
Wantin' my head, you think it could be somethin' I said?

Remember me? I just don't give a fuck
Remember me? Yeah, fuck you too
Remember me? I'm low down and I'm shifty
Remember me? I'm Shady

When I go out, I'ma go out shootin'
I don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club, stupid
I'm tryin' to clean up my fuckin' image
So I promised the fuckin' critics
I wouldn't say "fuckin'" for six minutes
(Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
My baby's mom, bitch made me an angry blonde
So I made me a song, killed her and put Hailie on
I may be wrong, I keep thinkin' these crazy thoughts
In my cranium, but I'm stuck with a crazy mom
(Is she really on as much dope as you say she's on?)
Came home and somebody must've broke in the back window
And stole two loaded machine guns and both of my trench coats
Six sick dreams of picnic scenes
Two kids, sixteen, with M-16s and ten clips each
And them shits reach through six kids each
And Slim gets blamed in Bill Clint's speech to fix these streets?!
Fuck that! Pfft, you faggots can vanish to volcanic ash
And reappear in hell with a can of gas and a match
Aftermath, Dre, grab the gat, show 'em where it's at
(What the fuck you starin' at, nigga?)

Don't you remember me?
Remember me?
Remember me?
Remember me? (Slim Shady!)

28Rivals


on Lose Yourself

@elchihuahua420 Damn bro, stay strong "You only get one shot don't miss your chance to blow." Don't let them bring you down in life and keep pushing

Noah


on Till ICollapse

Not Afraid

hope


on The Real Slim Shady

hi

eminem


on Crazy In Love

great song

serenity noble


on Lose Yourself

awesome

serenity noble


on The Real Slim Shady

awesome

serenity noble


on Lose Yourself

i love it
#eminemfan

Mind Space Apocalypse


on ShadyXV

Greatest of all time

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