Porno
Erik og Kriss Lyrics

Det er bare porno
The singer is trying to explain that all he owns is a collection of porn and nothing else.

jeg skulle akkurat dra ut og kaste hele samlingen min av sted
The singer was about to throw his entire collection away.

nei det gjøkke meg no
The singer is okay with getting rid of his collection since it doesn't matter to him anymore.

jeg liker mye bedre jenter som deg for de er naturlige
The artist prefers natural girls to porn stars.

jeg ekke pervo om du tror det
The artist wants to make it clear that he is not a pervert.

du måkke strippe
The singer is telling the listener not to strip.

tror du det er du på jordet
The singer thinks the listener is mistaken if they believe he wants them to strip.

du skal få slippe
The artist is telling the listener they don't have to do anything they don't want to.

Å kjære vene nå har du virkelig gått fra sans og samling
The artist is surprised at the listener's reaction and thinks they are acting irrational.

når du virkelig ikke har no sans for porno-samling
The artist thinks the listener has no understanding of why someone might have a collection of porn.

Star whores og sexosisten ekke mine filmer
The singer is explaining that the movies in his collection are not Star Wars or Sexist.

hva så en liste titler ekke sikre kilder
The artist is saying that the titles of the movies aren't a reliable source of info on what the movies are like.

det vakke virkelig bilder
The singer doesn't think the movies in his collection are anything more than just movies.

britney hakke slike hyller
The singer doesn't think Britney Spears has anything to do with his porn collection.

er helt likegyldig
The singer is indifferent about the listener's opinion on his collection.

tror du at jeg er skyldig
The artist thinks the listener is accusing him of wrong-doing.

må du pese
The artist thinks the listener is being pushy about the subject.

erik var jo her og lånte PC
The singer is suggesting that someone else might have accessed his computer and downloaded porn.

det er han, hva er det du egentlig tar meg for
The singer is frustrated that the listener is blaming him for something he didn't do.

en som liker øst-tysk, hardcore og annen porn?
The artist is questioning the listener's motive of thinking he is into certain types of porn.

topp, du gjør meg ikke kåt der nå
The artist is not amused by the listener's line of questioning.

pluss at det ikke er lov
The artist suggests that the listener is forgetting that some porn is illegal.

det poppa opp på toppen av de faen meg forbye som
The singer thinks that the porn in question might have come from a pop-up ad or something similar.

hva er det du snakker om?
The artist is puzzled by the listener's question.

det ekke mine blader
The singer is stating that he doesn't own any porn magazines.

i forhold til deg er jo ingen av disse fine damer
The singer is saying that compared to the listener, the women in his collection aren't that great.

ja de er jo alt for tynne
The singer doesn't find thin women attractive.

og sponset av kystpartiet
The artist thinks that the women in porn are only attractive because of cosmetic procedures paid for by political parties.

og det ser unaturlig ut med det derre brystpartiet
The artist thinks that breast implants look unnatural.

næhei det tenner mække, jeg kikker aldri på det
The singer does not find the women in his collection arousing.

næhei du kjenner mække, om du tror jeg kicker på det
The singer doubts the listener's understanding of his preferences.

Å si at filmene er flotte
The artist finds it impossible to describe the movies in his collection as good.

er for meg umulig
The artist is insistent that he does not enjoy the movies in his collection.

fordi de der lydene hun hyler er jo unaturlig
The artist thinks that the moaning and screaming in porn is unrealistic.

i forhold til deg har jo ingen av dem stramme baker
The singer thinks that the women in his collection don't look as good as the listener does.

jo FHM
The artist thinks that FHM magazine has interesting articles.

har faktisk mange interessante saker
The singer is saying that FHM magazine is actually worth reading.

jeg er uskyldig her
The singer is trying to defend himself from the listener's accusations.

og jeg går gjerne med på
The singer is willing to compromise on the matter.

at dette her både ubehagelig og flaut å se på
The artist recognizes that porn can be uncomfortable and embarrassing for some people.

dumt at du føler deg truffet
The artist thinks it's unfortunate that the listener is taking the discussion personally.

jeg ekke sånn som tenker koffert
The singer is saying that he doesn't think about women as mere objects.

det er bare porno
The singer is repeating his earlier statement about his collection being just porn.

(hahahaha)
The artist is laughing at something funny.