April Fools and Eggmen
Fair to Midland Lyrics


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Rest assured they're weighing words in sympathetic ink
And they don't waste their time suspending disbelief
They face the facts with thinking caps, they map out and display
But that's not the only way

Common sense won't pay the rent and doesn't grow on trees
But splitting hairs can get you anything you need
Who would have thought connecting dots might get you to the point?
But charities and remedy, almost as much as modesty

Take the bait and save however much it takes
Before you've made your wish, however much it takes

Rest assured they're weighing words in sympathetic ink
And I don't waste my time suspending disbelief
Masterminds want bottom lines to map out and display
If I have every bit of faith I won't be turning in my grave

Take the bait and save however much it takes
Before you've made your wish, however much it takes

Take your own advice before you take a side
Run for middle ground

Take the bait and save however much it takes




Before you've made your wish, however much it takes
Before you lie in bed, however much it takes

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Fair to Midland's song April Fools and Eggmen are a commentary on the nature of truth and belief. The first stanza describes those who "weigh words in sympathetic ink" and "face the facts with thinking caps," suggesting that there are those who approach truth with an objective mindset, looking at facts and evidence with clear-eyed rationality. However, the second stanza complicates this picture, arguing that "common sense won't pay the rent" and that "splitting hairs" can get you what you need. The implication is that there are alternate ways of approaching the world that do not rely strictly on truth or reason.


The chorus suggests that there is a cost to our beliefs, and that we must "take the bait and save however much it takes" before we have even made our wish. This could be read as a caution against blindly following our desires and impulses without fully considering the consequences. However, the song also seems to suggest that there is value in faith and belief, even when it is not strictly backed up by evidence. The final lines, "Before you lie in bed, however much it takes," suggest that at the end of the day, we must live with our beliefs and desires, and that we must be careful in how we choose to approach them.


Line by Line Meaning

Rest assured they're weighing words in sympathetic ink
Trust that they're being careful with their words and considering all angles


And they don't waste their time suspending disbelief
They don't ignore reality or believe things blindly


They face the facts with thinking caps, they map out and display
They approach problems logically and develop solutions


But that's not the only way
There are other ways to approach a problem


Common sense won't pay the rent and doesn't grow on trees
Having good judgment isn't enough to make money or solve all problems


But splitting hairs can get you anything you need
Analyzing small details can lead to success


Who would have thought connecting dots might get you to the point?
Linking different pieces of information can lead to important conclusions


But charities and remedy, almost as much as modesty
Helping others and being humble are just as valuable as success


Take the bait and save however much it takes
Do whatever it takes to achieve your goals


Before you've made your wish, however much it takes
Invest in yourself before relying on luck


Masterminds want bottom lines to map out and display
Smart people want clear goals to work towards


If I have every bit of faith I won't be turning in my grave
If I believe in myself, I won't regret anything when I die


Take your own advice before you take a side
Think for yourself before aligning with a particular group or ideology


Run for middle ground
Find a balance between different viewpoints or options


Before you lie in bed, however much it takes
Make sure you've done everything you can before giving up




Lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: ANDREW SUDDERTH, BRETT STOWERS, CLIFFORD CAMPBELL, JOHN MATTHEW LANGLEY, JON DICKEN

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