Bathroom Scenario
Fischer-Z Lyrics


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Everywhere I go.
I find birthpills in the bathroom.
Part of the scenery.
Have you had one today?
No longer shocking.
The inside of handbags.
Used to be hidden.
Now out on display.

Professional women
Who work for a living.
Run through their washing.
When they come home at night.
Jars of cosmetics.
Open and oozing.
Petroleum jelly.
Like turkish delight.

Modern World how I hate it.
Modern World you can take it.
Modern World your magic's gone for me.
Where's the mystery that there used to be.

No more escaping
You're caught in the crossfire.
See yourself naked
As you stand on the scales.
No more illusions
Under strip lighting.
So heartless and truthful.
It tells you no lies.

Modern World...you can take it.
Modern World...how I hate it.




Modern World...your magic's gone for me.
Where's the mystery that there used to be.

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Bathroom Scenario by Fischer-Z comment on the modern world's loss of mystery and privacy. The singer discusses how they find birth control pills in every bathroom they go to, suggesting that women's choices regarding their bodies and sexuality are no longer taboo subjects. The singer also notes how professional women, who were once expected to conceal their beauty products, now display them openly in their bags. The chorus repeats the sentiment that the singer hates the modern world, with its harsh realities that offer no illusions and no mystery.


The song seems to be commenting on the loss of privacy and the continued normalization of once-taboo topics in society. The singer notes that the modern world has exposed so much that was once kept private or hidden away, leading to a lack of wonder or magic in everyday life. The harsh realities of life, like staring at oneself naked on the scales or the ubiquitous presence of birth control, emphasize the loss of privacy and individuality in society. The song's overall message seems to be a longing for more mystery and less harsh reality in the world.


Line by Line Meaning

Everywhere I go.
Wherever I go.


I find birthpills in the bathroom.
I discover contraception pills in the restroom.


Part of the scenery.
It's part of the environment.


Have you had one today?
Have you consumed one today?


No longer shocking.
It's not surprising anymore.


The inside of handbags.
The contents of purses.


Used to be hidden.
It was concealed before.


Now out on display.
Currently exposed.


Professional women
Women with professional occupations


Who work for a living.
Who work to make a living.


Run through their washing.
Rush through their laundry.


When they come home at night.
After arriving home at night.


Jars of cosmetics.
Containers of makeup.


Open and oozing.
Opened and seeping out.


Petroleum jelly.
A gel-like substance derived from petroleum.


Like turkish delight.
Similar to Turkish delight.


Modern World how I hate it.
I detest the modern world.


Modern World you can take it.
You can have the modern world.


Modern World your magic's gone for me.
The charm of the modern world is lost on me.


Where's the mystery that there used to be.
Where has the mystery gone that was present before?


No more escaping
No more evading


You're caught in the crossfire.
You find yourself caught between two opposing sides.


See yourself naked
Observe yourself unclothed.


As you stand on the scales.
While standing on weighing scales.


No more illusions
No more deceptive beliefs.


Under strip lighting.
Under intense, unflattering lighting.


So heartless and truthful.
So merciless and honest.


It tells you no lies.
It does not deceive you.




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Comments from YouTube:

Bert de Bruijn

Whoa, what a song, and those lyrics!!!!!!!!

Ron Harris

Love this song and the album which I bought in Australia when it came out. Aussies had a short love affair with em. I still love em.

Manny Oliveira

Esta banda e demais. Musica desta ja nao exhiste. OS Fischer-z e uma das melhor bandas que eu conheco. A malta de hoje nao os sabem apreciar. Que pena!

Fred Schillner

fischerz- perfekte beherrschung der instrumente. ein kritiker sagte mit grossem respekt:
sie spielen wie automaten! - ein grösseres kompliment muss noch geschrieben werden. grüsse an alle FISCHER-Z- Fans - fred swchillner

Eric Cartman

Gruß zurück - wenngleich auch ein wenig verspätet!! :-)

Valeriano Pettoruto

Pura Emozione!

Ivone Gama

Voz poderosa

Rolf St.Pauli

It's so great

Harry Saft

Das finde ich zum lieben gerne,passt zu mir ! Hoffe euch auch ...

Carlos Silveirinha

este baixo é poderoso

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