Advance Romance
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Ike willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Ray white (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Bobby martin (keyboards, vocals)
Alan zavod (keyboards)
Scott thunes (bass)
Chad wackerman (drums)
No more credit from the liquor store
My suit is all dirty boy, my shoes is all wore
I'm tired and lonely, my heart is all sore
Advance romance, I can't stand it no more
No more...

She told me she loved me, I believed what she said
She took me for a sucker boy, all corn-fed
The next thing I knew she had a bolt on the door
Advance romance, I can't use it no more
No more...

She took ike's watch like they always do
(it was a timex too).
Ahoo ahoo...
And a shame on you, yeah
No more money boy, I-I-I-I shoulda knew
Nennen hennin henninah...
Won't somebody go sit on ah...
Nennen hennin henninah...
Yes! he sure looks magic!
Hi-ho silver!
Tinsel chair!
The big jaws...
The way she do me boy
She might do you too!
Awfully big jaws, now!
The way she do me boy
She might do you too!
Shake up the...
I'll tumble for ya!
Oh no!
The way she do me boy
She might do you too!
You remember utah...
You know what happened...
Jaws!

Advance romance
People I am through
I'm through...

Potato-head bobby was a friend of mine
He opened three of his eyes in the food stamp line
He opened four of his eyes in the food stamp line
He opened five of his eyes in the food stamp line
He opened six of his eyes in the food stamp line
He said she might be the devil
Well, I don't know...
But she sure was fine...
Advance romance
He wanna try it one time
Just one time...
Later that night he drop on by
He told her all he wanna do is come up and say 'hi'
(hi-hi-hi...)
Half an hour later she had frenched his fry
Everybody:
Yodeloo yodeloo yodeloo oh
Frenched his fry
(isn't that amazing? )




Advance romance
Bobby say goodbye-ye-ye-yiee-I-ee-I-ee-I-ee-I

Overall Meaning

In Frank Zappa's song "Advance Romance", Zappa sings about a failing romance with a woman who has taken all of his money and left him broken-hearted. He sings, "No more credit from the liquor store. My suit is all dirty boy, my shoes is all wore. I'm tired and lonely, my heart is all sore. Advance romance, I can't stand it no more."


Zappa then explains how the woman has taken advantage of him, saying, "She told me she loved me, I believed what she said. She took me for a sucker boy, all corn-fed. The next thing I knew she had a bolt on the door. Advance romance, I can't use it no more." The song goes on to describe the woman's betrayal of another man's watch and the singer's friend Potato-Head Bobby's own attempts at a relationship with her.


Overall, "Advance Romance" is a commentary on the trials and tribulations of love and heartbreak, as well as a satire of American society and culture. The lyrics are witty and filled with double entendres, showcasing Zappa's skill as a lyricist.


Line by Line Meaning

No more credit from the liquor store
I am out of money and can no longer buy alcohol on credit


My suit is all dirty boy, my shoes is all wore
I am dressed in dirty and old clothes with no means to afford new ones


I'm tired and lonely, my heart is all sore
I am experiencing fatigue and loneliness, so much so that it's affecting my heart emotionally


Advance romance, I can't stand it no more
I’m done with this type of romance and can't tolerate it any longer


She told me she loved me, I believed what she said
I trusted her when she professed her love for me


She took me for a sucker boy, all corn-fed
She played me for a fool, knowing I’m inexperienced and naive


The next thing I knew she had a bolt on the door
She abruptly cut me off by locking me out of her life with a bolted door


Advance romance, I can't use it no more
I’m done with this type of romance and can't handle it any longer


She took ike's watch like they always do (it was a timex too). Ahoo ahoo... And a shame on you, yeah
She stole Ike's cheap watch, like they're known to do, which is shameful behavior


No more money boy, I-I-I-I shoulda knew Nennen hennin henninah...
I should have known better than to run out of money and end up broke


Won't somebody go sit on ah... Nennen hennin henninah... Yes! he sure looks magic! Hi-ho silver! Tinsel chair!
Random, nonsensical interjections with no apparent meaning.


The big jaws... The way she do me boy She might do you too! Awfully big jaws, now!
I'm warning you that she has an inferno of passion that might overwhelm even you, and reveal very big jaws


Shake up the... I'll tumble for ya! Oh no! The way she do me boy She might do you too!
I am shaken up because of the intense passion she aroused in me, and worried that you might experience the same whirlwind intensity


You remember utah... You know what happened... Jaws!
Utah and Jaws are seemingly unrelated and remind me of contrasting things, and the memories associated with them are all jumbled up in my mind.


Advance romance People I am through I'm through...
I want nothing to do with this type of intense romance ever again


Potato-head bobby was a friend of mine He opened three of his eyes in the food stamp line He opened four of his eyes in the food stamp line He opened five of his eyes in the food stamp line He opened six of his eyes in the food stamp line
Bobby, my friend with bulging eyes, was standing in the line for food stamps, unable to believe his misfortune at sinking so low in life


He said she might be the devil Well, I don't know... But she sure was fine... Advance romance
Bobby warned me that the woman might be the embodiment of something evil, but I couldn't help but be attracted to her.


He wanna try it one time Just one time... Later that night he drop on by He told her all he wanna do is come up and say 'hi' (hi-hi-hi...) Half an hour later she had frenched his fry Everybody:
Bobby wanted to experience that intense romance just once. When he dropped in to say hello, the woman gave in to him, and they had passionate sex


Yodeloo yodeloo yodeloo oh Frenched his fry (isn't that amazing? ) Advance romance Bobby say goodbye-ye-ye-yiee-I-ee-I-ee-I-ee-I
Everyone marvels and yodels over how Bobby had his fry frenched, as he admits that he is done with that type of romance.




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Peter Opijo

No more credit from the liquor store
Suit is all dirty, my shoes is all wore
Tired and lonely, my heart is all sore
Advance romance
I can't stand it no more, you know
Told me she loved me, I believed what she said
Took me for a sucker, boy, all corn-fed
Next thing I knew she had a bolt on the door
Advance romance
I can't use it no more, no, I can't use it
She took George's watch like they always do
(It was a Timex, too!)
(Him ashamed on you)
No more money, boy, I shoulda knew
(You know I told ya)
(I know you told me)
(You didn't listen to me)
(But I couldn't listen to you!)
Told you 'bout the anchovies…
(You know what I'm talkin' about!)
George Duke!
The way she do me, boy
She might do you, too
The way she do me, boy
She might do you, too
The way she do me, boy
She might do you, too
(Look what she did to Denny right now!)
All night long
All night long
All night long
All night long
All night long
All night long
All night long
All night long
All night long
All night long
All night long
All night long
All night long
All night long
Advance romance
(Think about it!)
People we… are…
(Yeah, one more time, one time!)
Through! But, wait a minute!
Potato-head Bobby was a friend of mine
Opened three of his eyes in the food stamp line
Opened four of his eyes in the food stamp line
Opened five of his eyes in the food stamp line
Opened six of his eyes in the food stamp line
Oh, you know they told me she might be a devil
No, you like them
Good God! Did you hear what I said?
Evil women
Oh, yeah!
You know, you know, you know
But she sure was fine
You like them
Oh, yeah!
Evil women
Growin' up, goin' home!
Advance romance
(What you gonna do?)
He wanna try it one time
He said he don't mind, no
Later that night he drop on by
Told her all he wanna do was step up and say "Hi"
(HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI)
Half an hour later she had frenched his fry
Advance romance
Bobby, say good-bye



All comments from YouTube:

Frankincensed

Bongo Fury, certainly one of Frank's better albums. How can you not just love that childhood duo of Capt and De Kneel, Arf! Arf!

Dave Green

One of my favorites by Zappa. Not only is it a great song to begin with, but they absolutely slay it like it was their bitch.

Kenneth Russell

Dave, I'm laughing so hard at this that I almost spilled my coffee. My girlfriend and our German Shepherd are looking at me like I'm nuts.

David Langlois

The opening line, "No more credit at the liquor store," is pure blues brilliance in a class with "Woke up this morning."

John White

@Jack Daniels Oops. I mean't to put that in there. I must've been too excited! Lol

Jack Daniels

@John White took me for a sucker!

John White

This is truly one of the heaviest, down and dirty mean blues ever recorded. "Told me she loved me, I believed what she said. Man I was corn fed". Great lyrics.

silvio napoli

That's right budd 😂🙌

ilikezappa

That guitar is just pure sleaze. Love it.

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ursarex

Recently turned my 16 yr. old son onto Zappa & now Frank is sweeping thru his high school. I am so proud & happy that I have been able to expose a new generation to the genius of Frank. BTW alot of these kids are musicians in the various school bands. And this is still one of my favorite Zappa songs.

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