Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
Frank Zappa Lyrics

I coulda swore her hair was made of rayon
I thought that her hair was synthetic in material

She wore a milton bradley crayon
She dressed in an odd, vibrant manner

But she was something I could lay on,
She was someone that he could engage in sexual activity with

Can't remember what became of me
He does not recall what happened after their interaction

Carolina hardcore ecstasy
This is the type of pleasure that was experienced

She put a doobie brothers tape on
She played a recording of the Doobie Brothers music

Ooh, ooh, ooh listen to the music
This musical selection was enjoyed by the participants

I had a roger daltrey cape on oo-wee-oo
He was wearing a cape similar to the one Roger Daltrey of The Who wore

There was a bed I dumped her shape on
A bed was used for their encounter

Somewhat later on I woke up and she was gone
When he eventually awakened, she had left

There was dew out on the lawn in the sunrise
It was early in the morning and there was moisture on the ground outside

Later she came back with a rumpled paper sack
She returned with a wrinkled bag

Which she told me would contain a surprise
She hinted at something unexpected being inside the bag

She stuck her hand right in it to the bottom
She immediately reached in the bag

Said she knew I'd be surprised she got em
She claimed that she anticipated his reaction to what she took from the bag

Take a charleston . . . pip . . . to spot em
She suggested that he use a certain drug to help him see what she had in the bag

Then she gave a pair of shoes to me . . .
Finally, she presented him with a pair of shoes

Plastic leather, 14 triple d
The shoes were made of an unusual material, and were extra large in size

I said: I wonder what's the shoes for
He expressed curiosity about the purpose of the shoes

She told me: don't you worry no more
She instructed him not to think too much about it

And got right down there on the tile floor:
She lowered herself to the floor

Now darling
She addressed him affectionately

Stomp all over me!
She requested that he walk on top of her

Is this something new having people stomp on you?
He asked if this was a new experience for her

Is it what I need to do for your pleasure?
He wondered if this was something that she desired

(and other things)
Additional information is not provided

What is this, a quiz?
He is frustrated by her behavior

Dont you worry what it is
She tells him not to be concerned about the experience

It is merely just a moment
She suggests that this is a brief, insignificant occurrence

I can treasure
However, she personally finds value in it anyway

You know
She addresses him familiarly

By ten oclock
It was later in the morning

Her arms and legs were rendered
Her limbs were weakened or strained

She couldnt talk cause her
She was unable to speak

Mouth had been extendered
Her mouth had been developed or stretched in a strange way

It looked to me as though she had been blendered
She appeared to him as if she had been put through a blender

What was this abject misery, no no
He expresses distress over what had happened to her

Carolina hardcore ecstasy, weh-hell
However, this experience seems to have a name and a level of intensity

It might seem strange to herb and dee
This kind of encounter might not be seen as typical by some people

Carolina hardcore ecstasy
But it is something that is real and intense nonetheless