Beer Shampoo
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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Mark: That's the kind of guy [...]
Aynsley: When you just stopped it was running on your head
Howard: Well I had to do an Edward Arnold slow-burn, man, there was nothing else I could do, 'cept play it for all it was worth
Aynsley: I said the only other thing to do is go get another can of beer and pour it over HIS head . . .
Howard: Well, it was already getting silly, man. I mean, it was remedial as it is, I think . . .
FZ: Ha ha!
Howard: Let's not make it too childish
Aynsley: [...]
Mark: Every night for a year and a half, man, no matter how sick I was, or how I felt on stage . . .
?: Howie [...]
Mark: He, I used to sing, he used to sing "How is the weather" in "Happy Together" and pour a whole glass of water over my head, man, and he liked it so much that he made it an integral part of the show, the kids loved it, so I just let it keep happening
Aynsley: He can't stand it, man, that's all . . .
Mark: And you're just a pansy ass, kiss ass little girl . . .
?: Ha ha ha!
Mark: Simmons!
Howard: Beer is another thing, man! I'm fucking soaked!
Mark: They use beer in some shampoos, Howard
Howard: I don't give a shit, that's all I know it that water would dry up and not stain, and he ruined my shoes, man! I can't believe it
?: Ohhh!
Mark: Materialist!
Howard: Hey lookit, Pat McGregor!
Mark: Materialistic! Materialistic!
Howard: You're the dude who said . . .
(scuffle)
FZ: Oh oh oh!
Mark: Materialist!
?: Ohhh
Howard: Don't do it to you, I don't have any beer, man
Aynsley: Okay
Mark: "New York's so lonely . . . "
Howard: I can't even . . . you keep your hands off me you creep
Mark: "And you are the only . . . "




Jeff: You creep, ha ha!
Howard: Stop it, man!

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of the song Beer Shampoo by Frank Zappa are a conversation between various people that seem to be in a drunk or high state. The conversation seems to be about pouring beer over someone's head as a joke, and the person who had played the joke, Howard, is getting upset because the beer is soaking his clothes and shoes. Mark is mocking Howard, calling him a "materialistic" person, and Howard is getting more and more frustrated, telling Mark to stop and that he does not have any beer to pour over him. The conversation then moves to other topics, such as weather and loneliness, with some laughing and playful insults being exchanged.


Overall, the lyrics of Beer Shampoo are a satirical take on the concept of humor and pranks. The lyrics showcase how a simple thing like pouring beer over someone's head can turn into a prolonged and silly conversation. The lyrics reveal that what starts out as a joke can easily turn into serious anger and dispute, with people ending up getting wet and upset. The lyrics are a commentary on human behavior, how people can take things too seriously, and how even the smallest misunderstandings or jokes can escalate quickly.


Line by Line Meaning

Mark: That's the kind of guy [...]
Mark is referring to someone who is cruel and likes to humiliate others for their pleasure.


Aynsley: When you just stopped it was running on your head
Beer is being poured over someone's head and it is making them wet.


Howard: Well I had to do an Edward Arnold slow-burn, man, there was nothing else I could do, 'cept play it for all it was worth
The person speaking had no other option than to express their rage to the best of their ability.


Aynsley: I said the only other thing to do is go get another can of beer and pour it over HIS head
Someone is suggesting that they should pour more beer over the other person's head.


Howard: Well, it was already getting silly, man. I mean, it was remedial as it is, I think . . .
Howard thinks that the situation was already ridiculous and there was no need to make it any worse.


FZ: Ha ha!
Frank Zappa laughs.


Howard: Let's not make it too childish
Howard is suggesting that they should not behave like children and do something more mature.


Aynsley: [...]
No meaning can be inferred from this line as it is incomplete.


Mark: Every night for a year and a half, man, no matter how sick I was, or how I felt on stage . . .
Mark sings and someone pours a glass of water over his head every night, even when he is not well.


?: Howie [...]
It is not clear what is meant from this line as the artist's name is incomplete.


Mark: He, I used to sing, he used to sing "How is the weather" in "Happy Together" and pour a whole glass of water over my head, man, and he liked it so much that he made it an integral part of the show, the kids loved it, so I just let it keep happening
Someone pours water over Mark's head during a song and it has become a regular part of the show because it is popular with the audience.


Aynsley: He can't stand it, man, that's all . . .
Someone is unable to tolerate the situation and wants it to stop.


Mark: And you're just a pansy ass, kiss ass little girl . . .
Mark is insulting someone and calling them weak and overly compliant.


?: Ha ha ha!
Someone is laughing.


Mark: Simmons!
Mark is calling someone by their last name, Simmons.


Howard: Beer is another thing, man! I'm fucking soaked!
Howard is upset that beer has been poured on him and he is wet.


Mark: They use beer in some shampoos, Howard
Mark is trying to convince Howard that beer is not that bad and can even be used in some shampoos.


Howard: I don't give a shit, that's all I know it that water would dry up and not stain, and he ruined my shoes, man! I can't believe it
Howard does not care about Mark's suggestion about beer and is upset that his shoes have been damaged by the water.


?: Ohhh!
Someone is expressing discontent or disapproval.


Mark: Materialist!
Mark is calling someone a materialist, which means they value material possessions over other things.


Howard: Hey lookit, Pat McGregor!
Howard changes the subject and points out someone named Pat McGregor.


Mark: Materialistic! Materialistic!
Mark repeats his accusation of materialism.


Howard: You're the dude who said . . .
Howard is addressing someone who said something previously.


(scuffle)
A physical altercation is happening.


FZ: Oh oh oh!
Frank Zappa is reacting with concern.


Mark: Materialist!
Mark is again calling someone a materialist.


?: Ohhh
Someone is expressing discontent or disapproval.


Howard: Don't do it to you, I don't have any beer, man
Howard is trying to prevent someone from pouring beer on him again and says that he does not have any beer to offer.


Aynsley: Okay
Aynsley acknowledges Howard's statement that he does not have any beer.


Mark: "New York's so lonely . . . "
Mark quotes a line from a song that describes New York as being lonely.


Howard: I can't even . . . you keep your hands off me you creep
Howard is uncomfortable and accuses someone of being a creep and tells them to keep their hands off him.


Mark: "And you are the only . . . "
Mark quotes another line from the same song that suggests someone else is the only person he has.


Jeff: You creep, ha ha!
Another person, Jeff, calls someone else a creep and laughs.


Howard: Stop it, man!
Howard tells Jeff to stop making fun of him.




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