Childish Perversions
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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?: Oh, still drinks it, man . . . what a man! Gotta prove himself!
?: Talk about childish perversions!
?: Where's Simmons?
?: It don't matter, he's in the, he's gettin' out of it, man, he's no. . .
Aynsley: He knew what he's got out, man
Howard: I'll get him in it . . .
Aynsley: Lemme, lemme tell you something . . .
Howard: Say, you give me the cue and you let me know when is safe . . .
Aynsley: Ok, man, I don't mind being poured on my head, when I'm saturate . . . you can pour it on my head, any time
Howard: I don't wanna pour it on your head, man
George: What I'm waiting for, man?
Aynsley: Just shut up, Georgie
?: There he is, man
Howard: Fucking creep, I can't even stand it! You, you're so child I can't even believe it, man!
Mark: For a year and a half you used to pour water over my head
Howard: Water! It's what . . . I could have stood water!
?: Well, what I'm saying is . . .
Howard: He did it to me
?: A little bit . . .
Howard: A little bit? Feel that! It's still wet, man!
?: Well, listen, [...] look at that
?: We'll listen, man
?: Take me
?: Take me
?: I don't wanna hear . . .
?: Take me!
?: Take me, I'm yours!
?: I'll take you late, man!
?: It don't mean anything now, man! I hear you ranting and raving and you were gonna get me, man
Mark: What are you saying, man?
?: I was up on the second floor of the stairs, he's goin', "Wow, man!" [...] his voice it was getting uptight with eeeeeh!
Mark: What are you talking about, man? Nobody plotted to get you! You [...]
?: No, I mean just now!
Mark: You . . . Oh, that!
?: I didn't mean . . . No one plotted get me, no one wants to get me
Mark: Howard did
?: Now you do




Mark: I wanna get you . . . I'm gonna get you
?: Oh, yeah . . . get me, man

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Frank Zappa's song "Childish Perversions" are difficult to understand and interpret without context. It appears to be a conversation or improvised spoken word piece between several individuals, discussing pouring water on each other's heads and someone feeling betrayed by another person's words. There is a sense of aggression and tension within the conversation, with some individuals seemingly eager to prove themselves and others taunting and threatening each other.


The song could be interpreted as a commentary on the childish and immature behavior exhibited by some individuals, particularly when seeking validation or attention from others. The pouring of water on one's head could be symbolic of this behavior, as it is a superficial and attention-seeking action. The tension and aggression within the conversation could be a reflection of the toxicity that can arise in social situations when individuals try to prove themselves or assert their dominance.


Overall, the lyrics to "Childish Perversions" are enigmatic and open to interpretation, but they seem to offer a biting commentary on the childish and immature behavior that can often be found in human interactions.


Line by Line Meaning

?: Oh, still drinks it, man . . . what a man! Gotta prove himself!
Expressing sarcastic admiration for someone who is trying to prove their worth through childish actions.


?: Talk about childish perversions!
Commenting on the immature and inappropriate behavior being displayed.


?: Where's Simmons?
Inquiring about the whereabouts of someone named Simmons.


?: It don't matter, he's in the, he's gettin' out of it, man, he's no. . .
Suggesting that Simmons is in trouble, but will be able to get himself out of it.


Aynsley: He knew what he's got out, man
Implying that Simmons may have done something wrong but is not worried about it.


Howard: I'll get him in it . . .
Expressing a desire to involve Simmons in something.


Aynsley: Lemme, lemme tell you something . . .
Trying to interject and provide input into the conversation.


Howard: Say, you give me the cue and you let me know when is safe . . .
Asking for permission to take a certain action when it is deemed safe.


Aynsley: Ok, man, I don't mind being poured on my head, when I'm saturate . . . you can pour it on my head, any time
Agreeing to participate in a potentially messy or foolish activity.


Howard: I don't wanna pour it on your head, man
Declining to participate in the activity previously suggested.


George: What I'm waiting for, man?
Asking for clarification or direction in the situation.


Aynsley: Just shut up, Georgie
Telling George to be quiet and not interfere.


?: There he is, man
Noticing the arrival of Simmons.


Howard: Fucking creep, I can't even stand it! You, you're so child I can't even believe it, man!
Expressing anger and disbelief at Simmons' behavior.


Mark: For a year and a half you used to pour water over my head
Recalling a past action involving pouring water over someone's head.


Howard: Water! It's what . . . I could have stood water!
Expressing frustration at the previous activity being trivial and harmless compared to the current situation.


?: Well, what I'm saying is . . .
Attempting to clarify or explain a point.


Howard: He did it to me
Blaming Simmons for the current situation.


?: A little bit . . .
Admitting to some level of involvement or participation.


Howard: A little bit? Feel that! It's still wet, man!
Expressing anger and frustration at the previous activity.


?: Well, listen, [...] look at that
Drawing attention to something visually.


?: We'll listen, man
Agreeing to listen to an explanation or story.


?: Take me
Not clear what this line means.


?: Take me
Not clear what this line means.


?: I don't wanna hear . . .
Refusing to listen or participate in something.


?: Take me!
Not clear what this line means.


?: Take me, I'm yours!
Not clear what this line means.


?: I'll take you late, man!
Making a promise or threat to take action at a later time.


?: It don't mean anything now, man! I hear you ranting and raving and you were gonna get me, man
Belittling the threats or accusations being made against them.


Mark: What are you saying, man?
Asking for clarification or further explanation.


?: I was up on the second floor of the stairs, he's goin', "Wow, man!" [...] his voice it was getting uptight with eeeeeh!
Describing a past event involving someone reacting to something upstairs.


Mark: What are you talking about, man? Nobody plotted to get you! You [...]
Stating that there was no plan or intention to harm or trick someone.


?: No, I mean just now!
Clarifying that the previous statement referred to a recent event.


Mark: You . . . Oh, that!
Realizing what the other person is talking about.


?: I didn't mean . . . No one plotted get me, no one wants to get me
Clarifying that there is no current plan or intention to harm or deceive someone.


Mark: Howard did
Accusing Howard of having previously plotted or done something harmful.


?: Now you do
Reacting to the accusation and implying that the person is now making a similar plan or accusation of their own.


Mark: I wanna get you . . . I'm gonna get you
Making a vague or ambiguous threat against someone.


?: Oh, yeah . . . get me, man
Responding sarcastically to the vague threat made against them.




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