The Purple Lagoon
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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Hello

Well, good evening, ladies and gentlemen
Welcome to our program tonight
Sorry to keep you waiting so long
Just wanted to make sure that everybody got in before we started up
And I'm also sorry that Flo and Eddie couldn't be with us tonight
Flo, for those of you who don't know
Their lead guitar player was killed three nights ago in Utah
And they're not, the rest of the band is not feeling too enthusiastic
About performance right now
What?

Thank you, thank you
Alright
And now, what an attractive shirt you have
I'd like to introduce the members of the group to you tonight
This is Ray White on guitar and vocals

Patrick O'Hearn on bass

Terry Bozzio on drums

Eddie Jobson on keyboards and violin

And Bianca, the Bionic Woman, on keyboards and vocals

And, of course, we must begin this program




With a song about your feet
Name of this song is: "Stink-Foot"

Overall Meaning

The first lines of Frank Zappa's song The Purple Lagoon are actually the opening spiel of a concert. He's introducing the band and making some banter with the audience, apologizing for the delay and also for the absence of some members, as their lead guitar player had been killed. The song that follows this introduction is actually Stink-Foot, and as the title suggests, it's a song about a foot. The lyrics are humorous and satirical, with verses that describe the appearance and smell of this particular foot, and how its odor might affect the people around it. The chorus, however, takes a sarcastic turn and declares that Stink-Foot is actually a "real nice boy," implying that appearances can be deceiving.


The Purple Lagoon itself appears to be just the name of the concert venue or stage, and doesn't have a direct connection to the rest of the song. However, given Zappa's humorous and irreverent style of storytelling, it's possible that he created this name as a tongue-in-cheek reference to something else, or just as a general non-sequitur. The song as a whole reflects Zappa's typical blend of musicality, humor, and social commentary, and Stink-Foot in particular has become a fan favorite over the years.


Line by Line Meaning

Well, good evening, ladies and gentlemen
Frank Zappa welcomes the audience to the show.


Welcome to our program tonight
Frank Zappa greets the audience to his music show.


Sorry to keep you waiting so long
Frank Zappa apologizes for the delay in the program.


Just wanted to make sure that everybody got in before we started up
Frank Zappa ensured that everybody has entered the venue before starting the show.


And I'm also sorry that Flo and Eddie couldn't be with us tonight
Frank Zappa expresses regret for Flo and Eddie's absence from his show.


Flo, for those of you who don't know
Frank Zappa introduces Flo, whom some audience members may not have heard of.


Their lead guitar player was killed three nights ago in Utah
Frank Zappa explains that Flo's lead guitarist died in Utah three nights ago.


And they're not, the rest of the band is not feeling too enthusiastic
Frank Zappa notes the depressing state of the rest of Flo's band.


About performance right now
Frank Zappa explains the lack of enthusiasm from Flo & Eddie band members while performing.


Thank you, thank you
Frank Zappa thanks the audience for their presence in his show.


And now, what an attractive shirt you have
Frank Zappa admires an audience member's attractive shirt.


I'd like to introduce the members of the group to you tonight
Frank Zappa introduces the members of his group to the audience.


Ray White on guitar and vocals
Frank Zappa introduces Ray White, who will be performing guitar and vocal duties.


Patrick O'Hearn on bass
Frank Zappa introduces Patrick O'Hearn, who will play the bass guitar.


Terry Bozzio on drums
Frank Zappa introduces Terry Bozzio, who will play the drums.


Eddie Jobson on keyboards and violin
Frank Zappa introduces Eddie Jobson, who will play keyboards and violin.


And Bianca, the Bionic Woman, on keyboards and vocals
Frank Zappa introduces Bianca, also known as the 'Bionic Woman,' who will play keyboards and provide vocals.


And, of course, we must begin this program
Frank Zappa discusses the start of the program, which must begin in a certain way.


With a song about your feet
Frank Zappa announces the name of his first song, which is called 'Stink-Foot.'




Writer(s): Zappa Frank

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