You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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You're probably wondering
Why I'm here
And so am I
So am I
Just as much as you wonder
'Bout me bein' in this place
Yeah!
That's just how much I marvel
At the lameness on your face
You rise each day the same old way
And join your friends out on the street
Spray your hair
And think you're neat
I think your life is incomplete
But maybe that's not for me to say
They only pay me here to play

I wanna hear Caravan with a drum solo

You're probably wondering
Why I'm here
And so am I
So am I

Just as much as you wonder
'Bout me starin' back at you
Yeah!
That's just how much I question
The corny things you do

You paint your face and then you chase
To meet the gang where the action is
Stomp all night
And drink your fizz
Roll your car and say "Gee whiz!"
You tore a big hole in your convertible top
What will you tell your Mom and Pop?

Mam, I tore a big hole in the convertible

You're probably wondering
Why I'm here
And so am I
So am I

Just as much as you wonder
If I mean just what I say
Yeah!
That's just how much I question
The social games you play

You told your Mom you're stoked on Tom
And went for a cruise in Freddie's car
Tommy's asking
Where you are
You boogied all night in a cheesy bar
Plastic boots and plastic hat
And you think you know where it's at?
Yeah!

You're probably wondering




Why I'm here
(Not that it makes a heck of a lot of a difference to ya)

Overall Meaning

In Frank Zappa's song "You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here", the singer acknowledges that the listener may be curious about why he is present in a certain situation, but asserts that he himself is just as baffled. He then proceeds to comment on the dull, unfulfilling monotony of the listener's life and actions, noting that he thinks it is incomplete. However, he acknowledges that it is not his place to say so explicitly, as he is only paid to perform at the location. The singer then transitions to expressing a desire to hear a specific song with a drum solo, before returning to commenting on the listener's life, pointing out the pointlessness of their pursuits and social games.


The song is a satirical take on the aimlessness and lack of genuine fulfillment in the lives of those who subscribe to mainstream culture and trends. Zappa is poking fun at the way people will blindly follow cultural norms, social games, and fashion trends without ever considering the greater purpose or meaning of their actions. Moreover, the song suggests that such behavior is driven by a need to avoid feeling left behind or less cool than others around them, rather than coming from a place of genuine desire or passion.


Line by Line Meaning

You're probably wondering
I can sense your curiosity


Why I'm here
You're questioning my presence


And so am I
I'm questioning it too


So am I
I'm equally puzzled


Just as much as you wonder
I'm as curious as you


'Bout me bein' in this place
Questioning why I'm in this location


That's just how much I marvel
I'm amazed by


At the lameness on your face
The dull expression you're making


You rise each day the same old way
You start each day in a predictable manner


And join your friends out on the street
You meet your friends to hang out


Spray your hair
You style your hair


And think you're neat
Assume you look cool


I think your life is incomplete
I feel like you have more to discover


But maybe that's not for me to say
Perhaps it's not my place to comment


They only pay me here to play
My job is to perform for the venue


I wanna hear Caravan with a drum solo
I desire to hear a specific musical arrangement


Just as much as you wonder
Equal questioning


'Bout me starin' back at you
Regarding why I'm looking at you


That's just how much I question
I ponder


The corny things you do
Your cringe-worthy actions


You paint your face and then you chase
Putting makeup on before pursuing something


To meet the gang where the action is
To gather with others for exciting activities


Stomp all night
Dancing vigorously for extended periods


And drink your fizz
Consuming carbonated beverages


Roll your car and say 'Gee whiz!'
Crashing your vehicle and exclaiming an interjection


You tore a big hole in your convertible top
Damaging your car's roof significantly


What will you tell your Mom and Pop?
How do you explain this to your parents?


Mam, I tore a big hole in the convertible
An example of what one might say


Just as much as you wonder
Comparative curiosity


If I mean just what I say
Determining if I'm being truthful


That's just how much I question
As much as I'm curious


The social games you play
The manipulative actions you engage in


You told your Mom you're stoked on Tom
Informing your mother you're excited about Tom


And went for a cruise in Freddie's car
Riding around in Freddie's vehicle


Tommy's asking
Tom is inquiring


Where you are
Your location


You boogied all night in a cheesy bar
Dancing all night in a tacky establishment


Plastic boots and plastic hat
Sporting plastic footwear and headwear


And you think you know where it's at?
Believing you're knowledgeable about something


(Not that it makes a heck of a lot of a difference to ya)
Stating it won't generate much of a response from you




Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: Frank Zappa

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Comments from YouTube:

nytram42

One of the greatest composers, lyricists and guitarists of our time. I miss him. 

BTS Dance Studio

He was brutally honest!

me & you

YEs indeed one of many many many many of them God so many many many of them

Noah Robert Graves

This is one of those songs that I frequently get stuck in my head and sing in the middle of the work day.

Dave Dogbreath

@Noah Robert Graves Me too! LOL

Noah Robert Graves

@Dave Dogbreath YEA

Dave Dogbreath

Do you find yourself answering anyone with the "YEA" too?

Lee Berry

I was given this album as a kid (about 9) by a friend of my Mum's who worked for NME - apparently no one in the office wanted it! - they really didn't realise (many things) what they were giving me - one of the huge formative records of my life - still have the vinyl - thank you 'Auntie' Claire x

chris b

I didn't "discover" Zappa until 1991 or so, and this album was my introduction. The phenomenal melodies and chord progressions are what sucked me in (as well as the knowingly corny humor), but ultimately the messages are what made me stay. The message in this song is so much more relevant to me than the stupid tired socio-political rants most "artists" are so fond of these days. In fact it's more relevant in today's cardboard society than ever. The fact is Zappa was not only a musical genius, he had the balls to say what so many others are scared to say. Appallingly, there are still people out there who are convinced he must have done drugs because he was so "weird". I'm not into hero worship, but Zappa is as close to a hero as I'll ever have.

FZ

@Sal Sally And that brown water which I never got what it was.

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