Eddie McGuire
GUD Lyrics


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Cameron Bruce:
Do you ever phone a friend
When you're feeling blue
And it's easy to pretend
Someone would phone you

All:
Oh Eddie, show us
The way to live
The way to give

Paul McDermott:
Open up our eyes

Cameron:
Eddie, I love you
Anything you do
Eddie, you love you

All:
I know your name
You don't have to tell me twice
I know you're nice
Everything's so black and white
When you're in love with someone who knows all the answers to the

Paul:
Questions that you ask to illuminate your sense in life

Cameron:
Life!

Mick Moriarty:
Life!

Paul:
I have to watch you do this every single Monday night

Cameron:
Night!

Mick:
Night!

All:
I don't want to be a millionaire

Cameron:
So don't ask me

All:
I just want to sit in that chair

Cameron:
Across from Eddie

Paul:
And let me ask the question

All:
Everybody wants to know

Paul:
Are you happy on that show?

All:
Or is there something in your soul that asks for more on
More on more on

Eddie McGuire
You're a Buddha
If we rub your tummy
Will you give us money?
You're the Pope without a frock

Mick:
Mother Theresa with a-

Paul: (spoken)
Whoa!

Mick: (spoken)
-with a flock?

Paul: (spoken)
Oh, flock.

All:
Eddie when you look me in the eye

Cameron:
Do you mean it?

All:
Or are you just looking at the camera guy?

Cameron:
Do you fancy him?

All:
Eddie, you'e my lifeline
My choice in the multiple choice
Oh Eddie we think you're noice

We don't mean to freak you out
But we've been watching through your window
While you shower
Eddie don't close the curtains
It's only us

Cameron:
You can scrub a little bit lower, Eddie

Paul:
And blow the footy rights out your arse

All:
Eddie, we know that you've been bad

Cameron:
Do you mind if I call you dad?

Paul: (spoken)
Come on, Eddie. Accept him as your son. Will you have the paternity test? For God's sake, be a man about it. Even Tony Abbott was a man about it. Even though there was clearly another man about it.

All:
Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie...
Oh Eddie, do you ever cry?

Cameron:
Do you need me?

All:
Because of you Eddie I would die

Mick:
My pubic hair

Paul: (spoken)
You're freaking 'em out again, Mick. Don't do it, you're freaking 'em out, okay. You smoke too much pot.

Cameron: (spoken)
He does, he does smoke a lot of pot, you know he's only twenty-four and have a look at him.
(sung)
You're my night in shining armour

Paul and Mick:
He's named his testicles after you

Cameron:
Eddie 1 and Eddie 2

All:
We really want to get you off
We really want to get you off
We really want to get you off
We really want to get you off (repeated)




We really really want to get you off
We want to get you off

Overall Meaning

The song "Eddie McGuire" by GUD is a humorous take on the cultural phenomenon of idolizing television personalities. The song is an ode to Eddie McGuire, an Australian television presenter and sports commentator. The lyrics are expressed primarily through mock admiration for Eddie. The song begins with a melancholic tone, describing the feeling of loneliness that many people experience when they wish someone would reach out to them. This quickly gives way to the more absurd admiration for Eddie McGuire, who is described as a sage who has all the answers to life's questions. The song humorously references the game show "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?," on which McGuire was a host for ten years. The lyrics ridicule the idea of the contestants phoning a friend for help, when McGuire is the one they should be calling.


The song is full of absurd imagery, such as the suggestion that Eddie McGuire is a Buddha who will give people money if they rub his tummy. The lyrics also mention the idea of watching Eddie McGuire showering through his window, culminating in a ridiculous request for McGuire to "scrub a little bit lower." The song is not meant to be taken seriously and is more a playful jab at the cult of celebrity and people's tendency to idealize public figures. The lyrics suggest that people crave connection and meaning in their lives, but sometimes turn to superficial sources, like celebrity culture, to fill this void.


Line by Line Meaning

Do you ever phone a friend
Do you ever reach out to someone when you're feeling sad?


When you're feeling blue
When you're feeling sad


And it's easy to pretend
And it's easy to pretend that someone cares about you


Someone would phone you
That someone would check in on you


Oh Eddie, show us
Show us how to live our lives


The way to live
Show us how to be happy and fulfilled


The way to give
Show us how to be generous and kind


Open up our eyes
Help us see the world more clearly


Eddie, I love you
I hold you in very high esteem, Eddie


Anything you do
Whatever you do, I will support you


Eddie, you love you
You have a lot of self-love, Eddie


I know your name
I am aware of who you are, Eddie


You don't have to tell me twice
You don't need to repeat yourself, I heard you the first time


I know you're nice
I am aware that you are a kind person


Everything's so black and white
Everything is either right or wrong, there is no in-between


When you're in love with someone who knows all the answers to the
When you are infatuated with someone who seems to have all the solutions to life's problems


Questions that you ask to illuminate your sense in life
Questions that you ask to help you understand your purpose in life


Life!
Life is exciting and full of promise


I have to watch you do this every single Monday night
I watch you on television every Monday night, Eddie


Night!
It is currently nighttime


I don't want to be a millionaire
I do not aspire to be excessively wealthy


So don't ask me
Do not inquire about my financial aspirations


I just want to sit in that chair
I just want to sit in the contestant's chair on the game show


Across from Eddie
Across from the game show's host, Eddie


And let me ask the question
Allow me to ask the questions to win the game


Everybody wants to know
Everyone is curious


Are you happy on that show?
Are you content hosting this game show?


Or is there something in your soul that asks for more on
Or do you feel unfulfilled and desire something more?


More on more on
More than what the game show provides


You're a Buddha
You are a wise and enlightened being


If we rub your tummy
If we rub your belly for good luck


Will you give us money?
Will we receive good fortune in return?


You're the Pope without a frock
You hold a position of moral authority, even without wearing religious garb


Mother Theresa with a-
You are compassionate like Mother Theresa


Whoa!
An expression of surprise


-with a flock?
Like a religious leader with a following?


Oh, flock.
Oh, okay, 'flock.'


When you look me in the eye
When we make eye contact


Do you mean it?
Is what you're saying genuine?


Or are you just looking at the camera guy?
Or are you just playing to the camera?


Do you fancy him?
Do you have romantic feelings towards him?


Eddie, you're my lifeline
You are my source of hope and help, Eddie


My choice in the multiple choice
I choose you as my answer when playing the game


Oh Eddie we think you're noice
Oh Eddie, we think you are a pretty decent bloke


We don't mean to freak you out
We do not intend to make you uncomfortable


But we've been watching through your window
But we have been observing you through your windows


While you shower
While you are bathing


Eddie don't close the curtains
Do not close the curtains and end our entertainment


It's only us
It is just us watching, nothing to be alarmed about


You can scrub a little bit lower, Eddie
You can clean your body more thoroughly, Eddie


And blow the footy rights out your arse
And forget about the football rights, Eddie


Eddie, we know that you've been bad
Eddie, we know that you have made mistakes


Do you mind if I call you dad?
May I refer to you as dad?


Come on, Eddie. Accept him as your son. Will you have the paternity test? For God's sake, be a man about it. Even Tony Abbott was a man about it. Even though there was clearly another man about it.
Come on, Eddie. Acknowledge him as your child. Will you take the paternity test? For goodness sake, be mature about it. Even Tony Abbott accepted his love child. Despite the other man being present.


Oh Eddie, do you ever cry?
Oh Eddie, do you shed tears of emotion?


Do you need me?
Do you require my assistance?


Because of you Eddie I would die
I am so devoted to you, Eddie, that I would die for you


My pubic hair
A nonsensical, inappropriate comment


You're freaking 'em out again, Mick. Don't do it, you're freaking 'em out, okay. You smoke too much pot.
Mick's behavior is causing discomfort to others. Please stop, Mick. You may be under the influence of marijuana.


You're my night in shining armour
You are my hero and savior


He's named his testicles after you
He has named his private parts after you


Eddie 1 and Eddie 2
One private part is named Eddie 1, the other named Eddie 2


We really want to get you off
We are trying to defeat you in the game


We really really want to get you off
We are extremely determined to defeat you in the game


We want to get you off
We want to defeat you in the game




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AllHailVenom

thank you for posting this, i've thought about this for years and gave up trying to find it

Jay Ess

I love this song. Does anyone know if GUD recorded it?

Æro

awesome. I love this clip, I've only got it recorded on VHS and I've since abolished the VCR in my home... I love this shit and whoever uploaded this clip.., you = legend

DottyDotDitto

Don't worry, I didn't know them first time round either, (I wasn't allowed to watch the Big Gig, lol) I think I may have been a bit more interested in Rainbow Bright, collecting Troll Dolls and shooting Nerf Balls at my brother rather than watching Rich put them in his mouth. It wasn't till the origional run of GNW when Mickey kept referencing them that I looked them up, (one of the first things i looked up when my school got the internet, lol) and found a VHS of Kapital at the Vidio Rental. :)

cormacarit

Classic! Cheers :D Now to find the rest :3

Sam R

:) thanks. unfortunately, didn't know them first time round. it's simply because australia owns my soul.

james baylis

glad this still exists

DottyDotDitto

Wow, and I though everyone in UK, Canada, etc, had long forgotten about DAAS.

Carl Bretman

whoever posted this i fucking love you I have been looking for this video for almost 2 years

Twice Shy

Lol sigh, oh I used to have the biggest crush on Paul

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