Captain Crunch
GWAR Lyrics


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Everybody needs somebody to abuse
Everybody needs a lotta stuff to eat
Everybody gonna be a body one day
Having fun? (mortal scum)
Rest assured it's not for long
When you least expect your world reels
You fall to the ground
Will heaven protect it?
(No) A strange new world that you found
And now, bodies waken
Soul a-quakin', you see your jellied corpse a-bakin'
Your world teeters on the brink of madness
We shall kick that bitch over with gladness
You enter the sex plague
You cannot breed
And you await death
Your anus bleeds
When you're all dead
We'll still be here
Having butt sex




Cause I'm so queer!
Disciples of sin!

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of GWAR's song Captain Crunch are a commentary on the human condition and the ultimate futility of our existence. The song opens with the line "Everybody needs somebody to abuse," which sets the tone for the rest of the lyrics. The idea is that we all need someone or something to dominate, whether it's people, animals or the environment. The second line, "Everybody needs a lotta stuff to eat," comments on our constant need for resources and our insatiable appetite.


The chorus of the song is where the lyrics take a darker turn, with the phrase "Having fun? (mortal scum) Rest assured it's not for long." This seems to imply that human life is short and ultimately meaningless. The next lines, "When you least expect your world reels, you fall to the ground, will heaven protect it?" are a commentary on the unpredictability of life and the inability of religion to provide ultimate protection or meaning. The song culminates in a depiction of the end of human life, with the lines "You cannot breed, and you await death, your anus bleeds."


In conclusion, the song Captain Crunch is a scathing critique of the human condition, a commentary on our primal desires, and a grim reminder of the ultimate futility of our existence.


Line by Line Meaning

Everybody needs somebody to abuse
Every person holds a desire to cause harm or hurt to others around them.


Everybody needs a lotta stuff to eat
Materialistic desires are present in every individual, where people wish to gain more and more within their possessions.


Everybody gonna be a body one day
Each and every person born into this world is going to die one day, and their physical form will seamlessly cease to exist.


Having fun? (mortal scum)
Are you enjoying your time here in this world as mortals?


Rest assured it's not for long
Be sure; this enjoyment will not last long, as life is yet to come to an end.


When you least expect your world reels
Your life will take a turn for the worst when you are not prepared, and everything around you will spin out of control.


You fall to the ground
You will fall to the ground in shock when sudden change hits you.


Will heaven protect it?
Do you think the idea of 'heaven' is going to save you from destruction?


(No) A strange new world that you found
No, you have stumbled upon a new world entirely, where you are tormented.


And now, bodies waken
Now, that people start waking up to reality.


Soul a-quakin', you see your jellied corpse a-bakin'
You feel the fear of the unknown. Your body is your binding cage, and the fear of the inevitable end jolts through your veins.


Your world teeters on the brink of madness
You find yourself moving towards the edge of insanity as your life falls apart bit by bit.


We shall kick that bitch over with gladness
We will destroy this world with happiness, finding joy in destruction and chaos.


You enter the sex plague
You get caught up in the web of excess and lust.


You cannot breed
You are now unable to procreate, leading to a sudden pause in the cycle of life.


And you await death
You are now waiting for the end to come; to release you from pain and fear.


Your anus bleeds
Your life is falling apart, and your body is now starting to reflect it.


When you're all dead
When everybody has perished and pass on from this world.


We'll still be here
We'll remain, reveling in the chaos we sow.


Having butt sex
We will celebrate our sexuality with no inhibitions and social boundaries.


Cause I'm so queer!
Because I am unique, proud, and unrestricted.


Disciples of sin!
We are the worshippers and advocates of evil deeds and blasphemy.




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Written by: GWAR GWAR

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