Troubleshooting
Gina Été Lyrics

So I got a brand new printer
I recently acquired a new printer

And installed it on top of my desk
I placed the printer on my desk

Warranty′s over, it chokes on a copy
The warranty has expired, and the printer has trouble making copies

So I grab the manual's chapter about Troubleshooting
I read the Troubleshooting section of the manual

It doesn′t do what it needs to do
The printer is not functioning correctly

It's overrated
Troubleshooting is not as effective as advertised

There's something wrong though there′s nothing wrong
There appears to be no actual problem with the printer

Seven wonders
There are several things that could be causing the issue

Here′s what you can do, what you should do
Here are some possible solutions that may be helpful

And then I had that brand new laptop
I also purchased a new laptop

It was all fruity and covered in apples and gold
The laptop was a Macintosh and had a gold color scheme

But just three years later, it couldn't stand High Sierra
The laptop was unable to handle the High Sierra operating system after three years

So I called the helpline and begged them about Troubleshooting
I contacted technical support and asked about troubleshooting options

You and your superego
A criticism directed at the companies that make these devices

You don't know what you're doing
The companies are not properly addressing users’ needs

To us and our world
These companies are having a negative impact on society

Setting the expiration dates
The companies are designing products with planned obsolescence

And then I got a brand new smart phone
I also purchased a new smartphone

With a screen as fucking big as my entire face
The phone has an extremely large screen

But the very same day I let it splinter on the pavement
Unfortunately, I dropped the phone and shattered the screen on the same day

So I ran to the retail shop and begged them about Troubleshooting
I went to the store where I bought the phone and asked for troubleshooting assistance

Here's what you should do, what you could do, what you should do
Here is advice to buy a new phone rather than attempt to repair the broken one

Buy a new one
The most straightforward and profitable solution for the company is for users to purchase a new device