Gnarkill is a parody band comprised of Brandon DiCamillo on vocals, CKY's J… Read Full Bio ↴Gnarkill is a parody band comprised of Brandon DiCamillo on vocals, CKY's Jess Margera on drums, Bam Margera on keyboards and Rich Vose on guitars. Gnarkill's music was featured in Bam Margera's film Haggard and CKY4, and the band was portrayed by CKY in the former.

They released a CD with 9 tracks on it as well as a 12" vinyl. 1000 copies of the vinyl were made, but when the roof of Transition Store collapsed a majority of these were destroyed.

In 2005, a few new Gnarkill tracks were played on Bam Margera's Sirius radio show, Radio Bam. In 2006, a new album was released after being pushed back 3 times, titled Gnarkill vs. Unkle Matt & The Shitbirdz.

I Got Erection!
Gnarkill Lyrics

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Oh hell hey your know who this is eh?
Uh what.you dont, yeah well its van damme baby
And im damn delicious, so you know get ready tonight
Take off your pants baby and let em go yo!

Every time i walk down the street. Erection.
I see a woman, i like your beat. Erection.
I think of cheese, I think of mud. Erection.

I think of blood, I think of love. ERECTION!

OOOOooooOOOOOH! ERECTION!
OOOOooooOOOOOH! ERECTION!

There's no reason to moan or whine. Erection.
It's what i'll slip to you in some time. Infection
Promise me, you'll love me long. Erection.
RING MY DING, AND SUCK MY DONG, ERECTION!

OOOOooooOOOOOh x4

yo yo its erection
Or not so baby, sit on it and get off the floor
And feel the pleasure that you'll feel no more oh
Its erection, infection, its true, ive got, a big

Dicollection
I cant stop i wanna throw it, in each direction, erection erection OH!

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Gnarkill's song I Got Erection may come across as shocking and offensive to some listeners, but a deeper analysis reveals a parody of the stereotypical male obsession with sexual arousal. The song depicts the singer, possibly played by Jean-Claude Van Damme as hinted in the opening dialogue, as a hyper-masculine figure who cannot help but get an erection at every turn. Rather than simply objectifying women, the song blends bizarre references to cheese, mud, blood and love as possible sources of the singer's arousal. The chorus, consisting of the repeated phrase "OOOOooooOOOOOH! ERECTION!", adds to the absurdity of the song.

The verses follow a similar pattern of describing different situations that lead to the singer's erection. The lines "There's no reason to moan or whine. Erection. / It's what I'll slip to you in some time. Infection" add a tinge of coercion to the situation, equating the singer's erection with an infectious disease that will inevitably be transmitted to the listener. The final lines "RING MY DING, AND SUCK MY DONG, ERECTION!" are an explicit call to action that leave little to the imagination.

The last section features a spoken-word interlude where the singer continues to reassure the listener of his sexual prowess. The lines "Or not so baby, sit on it and get off the floor / And feel the pleasure that you'll feel no more oh / Its erection, infection, its true, ive got, a big / Dicollection / I cant stop i wanna throw it, in each direction, erection erection OH!" emphasize the singer's ego and his desire to please any partner.

Overall, I Got Erection is a parody of toxic masculinity that uses humor to critique society's unrealistic expectations of male sexual performance.

Line by Line Meaning

Oh hell hey your know who this is eh?
Hello, do you know who I am?

Uh what.you dont, yeah well its van damme baby
Oh, you don't? It's me, Van Damme, babe.

And im damn delicious, so you know get ready tonight
I'm very attractive, so be prepared for tonight.

Take off your pants baby and let em go yo!
Remove your pants, babe, and let's get started.

Every time i walk down the street. Erection.
I get an erection every time I walk down the street.

I see a woman, i like your beat. Erection.
When I see a woman I like, it gives me an erection.

I think of cheese, I think of mud. Erection.
Thinking about cheese and mud still gives me an erection.

I think of blood, I think of love. ERECTION!
Even thinking about blood and love gives me an erection!

OOOOooooOOOOOH! ERECTION!
Oh! An erection!

There's no reason to moan or whine. Erection.
There's no need to complain; I still have an erection.

It's what i'll slip to you in some time. Infection
I'll share my erection with you soon; it's infectious.

Promise me, you'll love me long. Erection.
Promise me that you'll love me long, despite my erections.

RING MY DING, AND SUCK MY DONG, ERECTION!
Ring my bell and suck my penis; erection!

YO YO its ERECTION
Hey, it's erection!

Or not so baby, sit on it and get off the floor
Maybe you're not a baby; sit on my penis and stop lying down.

And feel the pleasure that you'll feel no more oh
Experience the pleasure that you won't have anymore.

Its erection, infection, its true, ive got, a big
I have a big erection, and it's infectious; that's a fact.

Dicollection
I have a big 'collection'...of penises?

I cant stop i wanna throw it, in each direction, erection erection OH!
I can't control it; I want to thrust my penis in every direction! Erection, erection OH!

Writer(s): Hans Dyvik, Pal Kjaernes, Bengt Agnob Calmeyer, Thomas Seltzer, Rune Gronn

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