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Gnarkill Lyrics

hey there
Gnarkill begins with a casual greeting to the listeners.

grandpa
Gnarkill addresses an elderly relative or an old person.

grandpa, someone took my
The singer complains to his grandfather that someone stole his underwear.

my undies
The underwear that was previously stolen from the singer.

who took my sirloin steak off my plate
The singer wonders who took his steak from his plate and reached the point of absurdity.

on my dinner table and fucked it in my ass
The singer suggests that the unknown perpetrator took his steak and inserted it into the singer's anus.

must have been someone i hate
The singer assumes that the steak insertion was an act of aggression from someone he dislikes.

must have been medium well-done on my first date
The singer compares the doneness of the steak to his first date, indicating that the experience was unpleasant or traumatic.

i spit in my spitoon and i stew a load of beans on my spoon
The singer describes a mundane or gross activity of spitting in a spittoon while cooking a pot of beans with a spoon.

then i serve it to your wife and fuck the broom hoo-heur
The singer claims to serve the spittoon-cooked beans to someone's wife before having sex with a broom. The 'hoo-heur' at the end of the line is probably a nonsensical vocalization.

look what im doing in my room
The singer draws attention to what he is doing in his private space.

pantyhose pornshop looking at my liver lamb shop
The singer describes his activity of watching porn in his room and admiring his own genitals, referred to as a 'liver lamb shop.'

sack of shit damn damn aint no bully mam
The singer expresses his disgust towards something or someone while using profanity.

hillbilly with a big bale of hay in my asshole today
The singer identifies himself as a hillbilly and makes an improbable claim of having a bale of hay in his anus on that day.

must have been gay
The singer states that the cause of his bale of hay insertion was a homosexual act.

ohh
A vocalization of pleasure or satisfaction.

got stuck for a second
The singer describes a moment of getting stuck or experiencing difficulty.

i reckon
The singer uses a regionalism to signify his belief or opinion.

must have been plenty of time for me to get there beckon
The singer suggests that there was enough time to reach someone when called or beckoned.

beckon i reckon and i shit stained shit
The singer continues to use a rhyme scheme while suggesting that he has defecated and soiled his clothing.

on my pants and i you wanna see me
The singer indicates that his pants have been soiled due to his defecation, and asks if the audience wants to see him do something else.

whatever i said dont matter
The singer dismisses anything he may have said earlier as unimportant and insignificant.

just serve up my cock tenderloin on a platter
The singer makes a lewd comment about his genitals, referring to it as a 'cock tenderloin.'

and if my balls got shit in em splatter me
The singer suggests that if his testicles were soiled due to his earlier defecation, he does not mind and wishes to continue an activity.

on the side on the side of your house dont matter me
The singer indicates that he does not care where an activity is taking place, whether it is on the side of someone's house, or elsewhere.

hip too teng billy billy baa
An unintelligible vocalization using grammatically incorrect words.

shit my shit like a lincoln log
The singer describes his bowel movement as being similar to logs used in Lincoln Logs toys.

and if abe lincolns house was built of stone
The singer continues to talk about Abraham Lincoln, suggesting that if his house was made of stone, it would not change anything substantial.

well ill fuck your and and ill make a clone
The singer makes a crude joke involving cloning after having sex with someone else.

so i can fuck it again
The singer humorously suggests that he would like to have sex with his cloned self.

here willy heel ho
An attempt to create a catchy vocalization or chorus without clear meaning.

watch this shit like you dont what know
The singer tells the listener to watch his performance, acting as if the listener has no idea what to expect next.

i dont ever look close enough to find
The singer admits to not being very diligent.

hoo ee hoo
Another nonsensical vocalization.

whos seen me shit in my drawers
The singer asks who has seen him defecate in his underwear.

not you coz no one was there
The singer answers his own question by saying that no one was present to witness his defecation in his underwear.

just serve my corn hole core splattered in my fucking face
The singer makes a crude request to have his anus serviced by ejaculating on his own face.

and shave off my pubic fucking hair
The singer continues to make crude requests, this time asking to have his pubic hair shaved off.

watch me fight a grizzly bear
The singer creates a hyperbolic scenario where he fights a grizzly bear.

first thing i do
The singer outlines his initial actions in the entirely fictional bear fight.

is rip off his pants and suck out his goo
The singer makes another crude suggestion regarding the bear's genitalia and semen.

in a beehive
The singer suggests that the scenario of fighting a bear may occur in a beehive.

wooo a beehive
A vocalized celebration of the scenario.

get behind a wild lion
The singer suggests another unrealistic scenario, in which he gets behind and possibly has sex with a wild lion.

fuck his ass
Continuing the lewd and vulgar nature of the song further, the singer describes an unnatural act with the lion.

show him how youre the fucking master
The singer indicates that he would like to dominate the lion sexually and physically.

roll around the grass with beddeman shoe
The singer describes a nonsensical activity involving a man named Beddeman and his shoe.

punch him in the face and kick him one or two
The singer continues to describe his physical domination of the lion.

times in the jaw
The singer specifies the location of the punches and/or kicks on the lion.

like that bitch never saw beehive pitchfork up your ball
The singer makes a nonsensical and vulgar suggestion regarding a pitchfork and the lion's genitals.

nobody knows how to shave a fucking beard
The singer makes an irrelevant statement about shaving beards.

abe lincoln is queer
The singer makes an outrageous claim that Abraham Lincoln was homosexual.

woooo
A vocalized celebration or expression of enthusiasm.

pull the fucking fire alarm
The singer makes another non-sequitur statement by saying 'pull the fire alarm.'

seen one dude with two arm
The singer makes an ungrammatical statement that may imply one of two things: that he has seen a man with two arms (which is not unusual), or that he has seen a man with an extra arm.