Secret Asian Man
God Ate My Homework Lyrics

There's a man who lives life in seclusion
There's a man living secluded life in his digital world, who doesn't want to disclose his real identity.

Master of his world of illusion
He is the master of his digital world that people around him may not understand.

Fighting his good fight
He is fighting for his digital freedom and privacy rights.

This electronic knight
He is the knight of his digital realm fighting for his and others' digital freedom.

Who knows what his name'll be tomorrow
He is always changing his digital identity to maintain his privacy.

Secret Asian Man, Secret Asian Man
Referring to him as the secret Asian man, emphasizing the mystery of his identity.

He's got an IP number, and an IRC nickname
He has a unique identity used for online communication.

If it's on the net it's on his hard drive
He has a vast collection of digital records and data.

He's got more gigs than the Jackson Five
He has more digital gigabytes than the famous Jackson Five band collectively.

His Aunties play Mah-Jongg
In contrast to him, his family members play traditional games offline.

While he downloads from Hong Kong
He downloads digital records from different parts of the world, including Hong Kong.

Where today it's already tomorrow
He's living in a different timezone, where tomorrow starts before his current day ends.

Sharing too much information one day
One day, he might accidently or intentionally share too much personal information online.

Getting raided by The Man the next day
The authorities may track him down and raid his house the next day for any illegal digital activity.

Now, I know you don't like
The author is addressing the audience directly, suggesting that the audience may not like what they hear next.

Your new roommate named Spike
The author is giving an example of a situation where the audience may not like their new roommate named Spike.

But odds are that you'll get paroled tomorrow.
However, the author thinks that even if you don't like the roommate, you will most likely get paroled the next day due to the current justice system.

[chorus]
Repeating the chorus to emphasize the importance of the Secret Asian Man.

[musical interlude]
A break in the lyrics to allow for the music to take center stage.

[chorus]
Repeating the chorus, getting the audience to sing along.

[gong]
The sound of the gong signifies the end of the song, indicating that it's time to say goodbye to the mysterious Secret Asian Man.